SLANDERYOU NEW WORLD EXCLUSIVE: A BULLETIN FROM BARWON

The trial of Matthew Johnson is over. The life-long crim has been found guilty of murdering Carl Williams in the high-security Acacia Unit of Barwon Jail, soon to be the home of Andrew Landeryou, the perjurer Dim (if she is found to be a man, as many believe), Big Bent Bill, sex pest Theo, crime lord George Sietz and many other sleazebags linked to the Right of the Victorian ALP.

The trial has taken us deep into the bowels of the prison, yet throughout one name has not been mentioned... Brutus Beefcake.

The Barwon Jail overlord has prisoners and prison authorities so terrified no one dared mention his name throughout Johnson's trial.

Killer Johnson: Brutus Beefcake makes this man

look like a shy, retiring weakling.

But Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal the contents of a message we received this afternoon shortly after the verdict in the Johnson case was handed down. It reads:

Greetings law-abiding patriots of Slanderyou New

By now there must be very few people in Victoria and indeed the nation as a whole who have not seen the CCTV images of Carl Williams getting bashed with the saddle stem of an exercise bike. But has anyone ever seen footage of someone getting sodomised with the same piece of hardware, saddle first?

You will, when Andrew Landeryou arrives here.

Love and kisses

Brutus Beefcake

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The $2.50 per litre port wine gets to Andrew

The deranged rantings and ravings of Andrew Landeryou on his hate blog Poxnews have become even more unhinged.

In a rare Sunday post the morbidly obese criminal stole a story from the Herald Sun he claimed to have had previously and riffed off it for a tedium-filled 1200+ words. Then, amazingly, he added this paragraph as a breakout:

Perjury is treated very seriously by the Australian courts. When a retired judge

fibbed on a stat dec about speeding fines, he was sent to jail for two years. We’re not sure what you’d get for lying about tens of millions of dollars.

FACT: Andrew Landeryou's wife Kimberley Kitching committed perjury when quizzed in a court about the almost tens of millions of dollars he obtained through criminal means from Solly Lew in the IQ swindle, university students in the MUSU scandal and through his other thefts and frauds. She is going down for several years.

FACT: Despite this, Andrew Landeryou believes that Kimberley Kitching will be the next Labor MHR for the seat of Wills.

FACT: All that bulk port he uses to wash down the KFC has clearly left fat Andrew with a wet brain.

Andrew Landeryou as snapped by a patriot private investigator enjoying the warmer weather earlier this weekend.

The face has been deliberately cropped from this picture as it is grotesquely ugly.

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Andrew Landeryou's tribute to the 9/11 fallen: A Slanderyou New exclusive

Andrew Landeryou makes much of his martial spirit, his patriotism and his hatred for Islamic extremists.

Yet this is how he honoured the fallen of 9/11 on his Poxnews blog yesterday:
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That's right, patriots and law abiding citizens. He couldn't be arsed.
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THE WILLS PLOT: REVEALED

SLANDERYOU NEW WORLD EXCLUSIVE


ANDREW LANDERYOU'S MOST FIENDISH CRIME EXPOSED

Fat crook Andrew Landeryou thought so little of his wife Kimberley Kitching that he left her to be bankrupted and face humiliation for his crimes when he flitted off to Costa Rica to avoid the consequences of the IQ Corporation and MUSU thefts and frauds.

When he slunk back into the country and was promptly put behind bars, all he could think of was himself. When he was hauled into the dock over MUSU he whined "this is a death warrant for my political career."

Yet suddenly things were alright with Kim. The pair were back under the same roof, living in the electorate of Wills.

Kimberley's own political career, which seemed ruined when she was forced to quit Melbourne Council when she was bankrupted, was back on track. Conroy and Shorten had agreed. Kimberley could be the next Member for Wills. As Landeryou's sock puppets tell us on this patriotic and law-abiding blog, she is perfectly qualified.

What happened? Landeryou hatched his most evil ever plan.

Take a close look at the picture of Kimberley below.

That's right. You don't want to. Just like Landeryou himself, she's fat and ugly. Landeryou plans to turn this to his advantage. Landeryou plans to use this to resume his political career. Why do you think he spent so long living under female false identities such as "Cait Catt" and "Shirley"?

ANDREW LANDERYOU PLANS TO GET HIS WIFE PRESELECTED. HE WILL THEN MURDER HER, FEED HER CORPSE TO POOR RONNIE THE DOG, AND STEAL HER IDENTITY. NO-ONE WILL LOOK AT HIM TOO CLOSELY. NO-ONE WILL WANT TO. THE ANDREW/KIMBERLEY WILL BE TOO FAT AND UGLY.


PEOPLE MAY ASK "WHERE'S ANDREW?" HE/SHE WILL EXPLAIN THAT HE COULDN'T STAND THE HUMILIATION OF SEEING HIS WIFE SUCCEED WHERE HE FAILED AND DID ANOTHER RUNNER TO COSTA RICA. HE/SHE WILL WIN THEIR SYMPATHY AND EXPLOIT THAT RUTHLESSLY FOR HIS/HER OWN EVIL ENDS.


ANDREW LANDERYOU, DRESSED IN DRAG AS KIMBERLEY KITCHING, WILL BECOME THE MEMBER FOR WILLS.

WE CAN ONLY GUESS AT WHAT CRIMES HE WILL ATTEMPT THEN...
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SLANDERYOU NEW WORLD EXCLUSIVE: THE WILLS CONSPIRACY - IS IT ANDREW LANDERYOU'S GREATEST CRIME?

All law-abiding and patriotic people will be logging on to Slanderyou New as we reveal the full details of the Wills conspiracy this week.

Will the plot to install Kimberley Kitching as Labor Member for Wills be the greatest crime of Andrew Landeryou?

We believe so, patriots.

You will gasp at what it involves; the sheer evil, the utter contempt for the law and for decency, the depths of criminality.

All will be revealed later this week - and only at Slanderyou New!


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With all the problems Labor is in...

...they wouldn't be stupid enough to let a perjurer who lived an ostenatious life of luxury funded by the proceeds of theft and fraud and then provided the means to allow a bankrupt and work-shy criminally-inclined husband embark on a career as Australia's most reckless serial internet defamer become their candidate for Wills at the next election, would they?

I mean, not even Conroy and Shorten are that stupid, are they?
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