Andrew Landeryou: newshound (not)

Today the Australian media has seen its biggest story since Rupert Murdoch purchased the Herald & Weekly Times a quarter of a century ago.

John Fairfax & Sons, the nation's oldest and most prestigious media company, has suddenly proved to be as much a power as black and white TV.

And fat Andrew Landeryou has carried on his "News has a future: Vexnews" site... absolutely nothing original on the story. He has been preoccupied all day by low level irrelevancies from the federal opposition.

His content consists of nothing but his own lies, smears and bile or student politics and Young Liberal gossip.

Landeryou's own news gathering skills are like those of the bloke below.

At least unlike the morbidly obese drunk crossdresser Landeryou he was honest.

"I know nuffink!"

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Andrew Landeryou online: from IQ Corp to cam girl

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou and his fellow criminal Ed Dale thought they'd become multi millionaires from IQ Corp at the height of the dot com era.

The only multi millions they saw were the multi-millions fat Andrew stole from gullible investor Solly Lew (and that his wife, female impersonator Kimberley Kitching, committed perjury about.)

But Andrew still has dreams of making it big online. No, not though Vexnews. He knows that it is little known and less liked and he is too drunk and too lazy to update it any more than irregularly.

Andrew Landeryou wants to make his fortune as a webcam girl, an online pornographic performer sitting around at home who will do just as instructed by paying customers.

Looking at the screen grab of him below most patriotic, hard working and law abiding citizens would agree he is pushing shit uphill.

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"Give me $500 in used notes, rotgut port or KFC and I'll take it all off."

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Andrew Landeryou's lewd and lascivious cavortings

While the hard-working, patriotic and law-abiding readers of Slanderyou New were sleeping the sleep of the righteous last Friday, morbidly obese thief, fraudster and sex pervert Andrew Landeryou was engaging in lewd and lascivious cavortings at Melbourne's inaugural fat burlesque event, held in a seedy underground venue in the inner-city.

Andrew Landeryou weighs more than this bevy of beauties put together

"This unbelievably obese person turned up," an organiser speaking on condition of anonymity told Slanderyou New. "We couldn't work out if it was a he or a she. It was pissed as a parrot, kept wolfing down KFC, but performed three different routines under three different names: Cait 'Pussy' Catt, 'Randy' Rita Randles, the Voodoo Queen, and 'Slut' Shirley.

"The performances were outrageous and exuberant and became steadily more and more obscene. We're not running a porn show and didn't want any trouble with the Vice Squad, so we had to ask the individual to leave, particularly after the act began to involve acts of a sexual nature with a little dog called Ronnie and this weird retard-looking bloke who was wearing Diggers Disposals camos and an Alfoil covered pudding bowl on his head and kept taking pictures.

"The obese person got very angry and aggressive, calling us 'leftards', 'wets', 'Greens' and 'Kathy Jackson lovers' and threatened that ASIO would learn of our activities from Vexnews, whatever that may be.

"It was only after we got he or she out of the premises we noticed that the night's takings from the door had vanished."
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