Andrew Landeryou: the kiss of death

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, spouse of the bankrupt and perjurer Kimberley Kitching, was spotted handing out how to votes today at the Melbourne by-election.

He wasn't handing out HTVs for Labor, mind you. He was handing them out for David Nolte, the defacto Liberal candidate.

The Liberals won 28 per cent of the vote in Melbourne at the 2010 poll. Nolte, despite a well promoted campaign where he made it clear he was the Liberal you have when you're not having an official Liberal candidate, had scored less than a fifth of this amount at midnight on Saturday.

Nolte, indeed, had scored less than Stephen Mayne, the man who Landeryou despises for selling his online business for a seven figure sum while Landeryou's web ventures resulted in failure, bankruptcy and public humiliation for himself, his perjurer wife and corrupt and loathsome old man Big Bent Bill Landeryou.

 Where's the candidate Landeryou backed? Off drug dealing? Really?

Labor ignored Landeryou for this campaign and Landeryou ignored them. As a consequence, Labor appears to have won the seat while the candidate the morbidly obese criminal backed has received fewer than one in every twenty votes cast.

Andrew Landeryou's public support is the kiss of death.

Nolte is a pharmacist. Now that Landeryou has been seen supporting him there is already local talk that he supplies Triad gangs with precursor drugs for the manufacture of methamphetamine and is more than lax in his dispensation of benzodiazepenes beloved of addicts, let alone morphine. Have Landeryou, the perjurer Dim and/or Big Bent Bill been involved in criminal ventures with Nolte or, more likely, forced him into criminal misdeed? The men and women sworn to uphold the law are on their trail!

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In case you were confused

The fat guy won't be the guy on top when Andrew Landeryou goes to jail.

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Why is Vexnews updated so rarely by the fat crim Andrew Landeryou?

Why does the thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou update Vexnews so rarely? Here's your answer, patriots!

Landeryou has become so fat from all the Rutherglen Rotgut port and all the KFC he has been guzzling down lately as the Gillard government goes down the tubes that he cannot fit his gut under a desk and he is too drunk or too lazy to try doing all that typing on his phone.

(He has also become so fat he cannot fit into any clothes either, as this shot taken just today by Ronnie the Dog from a secret spy camera he patriotically attached to his collar shows. The photo has been cropped to spare the sensibilities of the hard-working, law-abiding and patriotic. No, we didn't crop out Landeryou's penis. That vanished beneath folds of flab back in late 1978 and has not been seen since. We cropped out most of his face as it is just too disgusting to behold.)

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Andrew Landeryou giving up

The morbidly obese criminal Andrew Landeryou has abandoned his media ambitions. At least that's what the experts are divining from his little liked and less read blog of sleaze.

The evil thief and fraudster - sometime husband to the perjurer Kimberley Kitching - has not been arsed to update his evil site this week.

The section of his Poxnews blog labelled as "Poxnews headlines" consists of nothing but links to legitimate media sites.

Slanderyou New understands that even Bill Shorty and Stephen Conjob have abandoned Landeryou as a political apocalypse looms that will leave both the midget bonkrat and philanderer and the impotent 10 pound Pom fighting for their politial lives.

And as the reputable media point out Landeryou's future home for at least a quarter of a century at Barwon Jail is ruled by the law of the jungle.

He may well soon give up per se and suicide.

"Poor Andrew's sole activity over the last week has been following up Noah Carroll's shitsheet from the Melbourne by-election campaign targeting Stephen Mayne," a Poxnews source told Slanderyou New. "Mayne, of course, became a hard cash millionaire from Crikey while Andrew's failures online and in all his other business ventures saw him, his wife and father bankrupted and become the subject of ongoing investigations by the Tax Office and every crime fighting body in the land.

"Make no mistake. Fat Andy's going down."

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Fat Andrew Landeryou: a sot in a spot

Morbidly obese criminal, drunkard, cross-dresser, Centre Unity thug and occasional blogger Fat Andrew Landeryou carried this link on his evil, little-liked and less read site of sleaze Poxnews recently: "How to drink all day and not pass out".

The newest material on Poxnews is a week old. Clearly the criminal and drunken sot Landeryou isn't reading his own advice.

Our photo shows Landeryou in his cups from many, many years ago when he only weighed 110 kilos and had not gone bald.

PS He chunders more nowadays too. The poor dumb retard Sarge clears away several bucketfuls in the course of an average afternoon at the Fatcave.

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