Christmas Andrew Landeryou style

Law abiding patriotic people often say "Christmas in the Fat Cave must be pretty interesting. After all, Andrew Landeryou bankrupted his old man through his incompetence as a business man and criminality. He also forged his brother-in-law's signature on company documents, even though he was too lazy to get the spelling right. It must be a scream when the family get together."

The truth is less interesting. There is no Christmas at the Fat Cave.

Fat Andrew Landeryou spends the day, like he spends most days, slumped in a pool of piss in a drunken stupour and devoting his brief periods of consciousness to eating KFC.

As for his wife, the noted perjurer and would-be Member for Wills, Kimberley Kitching, such is her predilection for lying, even while under oath, that if you greet her this Sunday with a cheery "Merry Christmas" she will reply "What do you mean? It's August 8!"

A Merry Christmas to all law-abiding and patriotic people everywhere.

Hopefully 2012 will be the year that Andrew Landeryou is charged, tried and convicted and delivered to the tender mercies of the Hot Rodding Men of Barwon Jail.

Andrew celebrating Christmas in the days when he was thinner.

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Shootings in Brunswick

Why is it that every time the news comes out that a criminal has been shot in Brunswick it turns out that the criminal is not Andrew Landeryou? It is such a pity.

It would be easy to shoot Landeryou too. He is such a large target.
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