The truth is less interesting. There is no Christmas at the Fat Cave.
Fat Andrew Landeryou spends the day, like he spends most days, slumped in a pool of piss in a drunken stupour and devoting his brief periods of consciousness to eating KFC.
As for his wife, the noted perjurer and would-be Member for Wills, Kimberley Kitching, such is her predilection for lying, even while under oath, that if you greet her this Sunday with a cheery "Merry Christmas" she will reply "What do you mean? It's August 8!"
A Merry Christmas to all law-abiding and patriotic people everywhere.
Hopefully 2012 will be the year that Andrew Landeryou is charged, tried and convicted and delivered to the tender mercies of the Hot Rodding Men of Barwon Jail.
Andrew celebrating Christmas in the days when he was thinner.
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Filthy and Disgusting. Merry Christmas Andrew. Merry Christmas to all at Vexnews. Merry Christmas to the patriots at ASIO. Merry Christmas Derryn Hinch and welcome back on 3AW.
ReplyDeleteNo Merry Christmas to SlanderyouNew, the filthiest site on the net. Derryn Hinch, as I write this, is exposing your ilk on 3AW.
The only Wills preselectors prepared to back Dim Ditching are all as real as "Cait Catt".
ReplyDeleteI note that Andrew/Caitt did not deny that his incompetence and criminality was responsible for his father's bankruptcy. Neither did he deny forging his brother in law's signature, nor the allegations concerning his significant other.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the patriotic people of this blog!
ReplyDeleteI hear from friends in charity groups who visit jails that Brutus Beefcake is standing by the entrance to Barwon prison holding a sprig of mistletoe above his virile member just in case there is a Christmas miracle and Landeryou ends up joining him.
Kim Kitching is such a pathological liar she often introduces herself to branch members at Wills electorate functions as "Hazel Hawke".
ReplyDeleteAndrew is planning a masturbation marathon over Xmas which is why Vexnews is starting to shut down already. Last year his 'news source' closed down for 11 days. ASIO and the CIA must have imagined that time was standing still.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou imagines that he will get a leg over big Kim for Xmas.
ReplyDeleteIf he disappears, we'll know where!
No wonder we are becoming such a nation of weepy wimps. Non-stop cancer TV ads, road kill corpses, bushfires, disasters...
ReplyDeleteGive us a break. This is a social propaganda maelstrom of extremely expensive TV advertising. What a huge waste of public money! Many of these ads are poorly presented. On an average evening, I have to reach for my remote's mute button twenty times a night.
Tweezer is acknowledging a fact that Cait Catt has been telling us for ages. That for both ASIO and the CIA Vexnews is their Australian news site of choice.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas patriots all at both ASIO and the CIA and keep up the good work.
No Merry Christmas to SlanderyouNew, the vilest blog on the net. ASIO regards SlanderyouNew as the blog of filth. Mr SlanderyouNew is well known as a regular client of the Daily Planet at Horn Street near the Elsternwick train station. Fatt Catt, sister of Cait, works there, and she regularly gives Mr SlanderyouNew a Special and he pays her well. Would you trust a blog written by someone who regularly visits the Daily Planet?
Rampaging Nannies forgot to mention the funeral plan TV ads blizzard which has slowed down for Xmas. But, like Vexnews, they'll be back in force in the new year. Then there are the tiresome TAC and Worksafe Ads with sad music and teary people. Millions of taxpayer dollars down the drain. We are all being programmed to be a nation of blubbering ninnies.
ReplyDeleteCait Catt is a large inflatable plastic doll that Landeryou ('Anonymous', above) continually abuses and misuses. He uses several packs of bicycle tyre repair kits a week because of his missionary position power fetish. This bursts the doll every time. Last Xmas he had to buy up used dolls discarded by the Cambodian Army and punctured by wear and overuse.
ReplyDeleteTheo,
ReplyDeleteThis looks like our loneliest Christmas ever. Rita is as quick as usual with the wooden spoon she keeps in the freezer - and the unemployed women we usually prey on are far to busy partying. At least we will not be reduced to tossing off like Landeryou over the festive season. That's right isn't it, Theo?
Hey Theo, unhand me immediately! Leave me alone! Don't touch!
...Hmnn...Theo...Theo!
If only Landeryou would give back all the money he stole from Melbourne University Students Union, and make up with Sol Lew over his IQ Corp scam and reach a new compact to repay the dosh - everyone could have a really happy Xmas.
ReplyDeleteHey! What about all the hundreds of people he has libelled on his nazi hatefest website for years! Landy couldn't steal their money. He stalked them. Lied about them. And he stole their reputations.
ReplyDeleteWe, and several CFMEU shop stewards, want to wish Andrew Landeryou a Happy Christmas in person. Unfortunately - and illegally - Vexnews (a supposed news source) does not publish its address. The reason a 'news source' must publish its address for all to see is that readers - if defamed - can have an address to which legal and discovery documents can be sent.
ReplyDeleteIllegally, over a six year period, Mr Landeryou has failed to provide such an address. This info has been provided to so-called government watchdogs that have failed to act. Maybe I can start a pollies hate site and get away with it too.
Hopefully, Landeryou will eat himself to death over Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThe filth continues on the blog of filth. Cait Catt is a lovely person, and we of the Glen Iris Young Libs wish her a fabulous time over the festive season.
ReplyDeleteWe're not sure about Fatt, Cait's sister who works at the Daily Planet. Our male members don't visit that establishment. It's too lower class. And none of our lady members work there. They don't need to. Ted pays them well to work on his staff.
SlaneryouNew talks about defamation on Vexnews. Our politics are not the same as those of Theo, but his defamation as well as that of Andrew, seems to us like the pot calling the kettle black.
RIP Bruce Ruxton. A great Australian.
ReplyDeleteGlen Iris Young Libs would also like to pay a tribute to Bruce Ruxton, who as well as being a great Australian will be remembered for his great work among ex service men and women.
ReplyDeleteToday's 'bipartisan' Boat People Talkfest featured fruitcakes Chris Bowen, Scott Morrison, KRudd and Julie Bishop.
ReplyDeleteCollectively, these dolts couldn't run a decent chook raffle without being lynched.
Chief Liberal dunny rat Tony 'The Mad Monk' Abbott wisely stayed away from the Boat People talk-a-thon. He is a useless looney but, being a politician, isn't completely mad. Like all pollies he has a well-developed self-preservation instinct.
ReplyDeleteJuliar is on holiday like Landeryou. At last a few days of peace without waffle from the former, and piffle from the latter.
ReplyDeleteA previous commentator talked about chook raffles and another referred to our next Prime Minister as Chief Liberal dunny rat. Watch your language please. We would love Andrew to be a member of our great party. Andrew would make a great PM. We also wish Kimberley well. Of course we'll field a good candidate and naturally we'll support that candidate, but if Kimberley were to join our party we think she'd be great also. We think she'd be Premier material.
ReplyDeleteThe Libs already have too many millionaires who wouldn't want to be associated with smalltime far-right Labor millionaire crooks like Landy.
ReplyDeleteThe Libs need a replacement for corpulent Aman-doh Vanstone. Sophie Marabella had the gig, but Kimberley - should she defect - is even more grandly Rubenesque.
Aussies shouldn't be surprised that politicians who feed off the public purse are becoming increasingly sleek and, in some cases, overblown.
The publicly funded anti-cancer TV quit campaign trundles ever onwards as a massive, mad propaganda waste of taxpayer dollars. The message is fair enough. The endless repetition is objectionable.
ReplyDeleteTelevision viewing is being made nearly impossible by huge slabs of advertising, made worse by repetitive government adverts that jar and constantly annoy. The government ads are poorly made and make viewers cringe. The impression is left that government advertising
is a rort profitting commercial television channels, where taxpayer dollars disappear into a giant blackhole.
I met Cait Catt last night. She is as glam as ever and told me what a good employer Ted is. She said he's even better than Andy. Wonder when we'll see Cait preselected as Liberal candidate for Bendigo East?
ReplyDeleteI am almost afraid to praise Father Bob Maguire here lest Landeryou attacks him (as he has done endlessly for years with Les Twentyman). Maguire and Twentyman are worth hundreds of thousands of worthless Landeryous - a sad, criminal mastermind, stalker and online libeller!
ReplyDeleteMaguire is being unfairly chased out of his ministry early by RC Archbishop Hart of Melbourne. This is very uncomfortable stuff. Maguire is much loved by his congregation and is a popular media figure. Archbishop Hart isn't.
There is a lot to be said for getting rid of Archbishop Hart quickly and preserving Father Bob in his present ministry forever.
you next! http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/writer-hardy-pays-up-in-legal-row-over-wrong-online-shaming-20111226-1pagk.html
ReplyDeleteVexnews has slowed to a crawl as Andrew's drunken Xmas debauchery continues. He has managed one blog over the festive season. What a surprise, it again libels Sol Lew.
ReplyDeleteIt is always hard to tell what Andrew is on about. His blogs are shrill, poorly written, nasty, personal attacks on his victims. Andrew has favourite enemies he slags as often as possible. Patriots here don't need a list, but Sol Lew is one of them.
The repulsive fat crim and wannabe journo always forgets to mention his personal association with Lew as a former business partner--before Andrew made off with millions, or that he subsequently lost the Landeryou Parkville mansion as a result.
Vexnews is busily censoring unfavourable comments about Andrew's latest anti-Sol Lew hate rant.
Marieke H never bothered to unload Vexnews. No wonder. It wasn't worth pissing on.
ReplyDeleteChristmas lunch at the Landeryou's was an absolute riot. The bloated idiot couldn't be roused from a drunken stupor until 1.30. He then went around looking for his Vexnews fake commentors who were noticeably absent. "where the F*ck is Guiseppe de Simone" he kept yelling. "And where is that dumb whore Cait Catt?" as he stabbed at his mobile. Dim was lying under the table (or maybe she was just lying) and Sash Uzunov was trying to hide a hard-on as he drooled over sprawled Dim.
ReplyDeleteSo it turned into a very quiet Christmas. A foursome, Andy, Dim, Sasha and me. Of course, my doggie biscuits were snaffled.
Andy's speech was a bit on the crude side. He said if he had a long neck, like a giraffe, he could give himself a blow job. How disgusting!
I heard Dim saying she had never milked the Melbourne City Council for a cent. Even Andy laughed out loud at that. So did I but I got a big kick from Uzunov.
These people are scum.
I wouldn't mind another crack at these twits, expecially since Mr Landeryou suggests half my fortune is gone. My lawyers say this is defamation if untrue. Court action is cases like these is like stuffing a huge legal cork so hard up a libeller's ass as to make their eyes pop out! Hmnn.
ReplyDeleteVexnews is all but abandoned.
ReplyDeleteThe only sign that its crooked webmaster still lurks is continuing censorship of critical comments.
Landeryou supplies most of the Vexnews comments himself.
Cait Catt is not a whore. Her sister Fatt may work at the Daily Planet but so what. Just because she gave Mr SlanderyouNew a bad time the last time he wouldn't pay up for his "special" doesn't mean he should take it out on Cait's sister.
ReplyDeleteWe think Vexnews is a great site. And so does Ted.
Cait Catt was another of Andrew's fake commenters who didn't turn up to Andrew and Dim's rather sad Xmas lunch, where long trestle tables and seats in the garden were empty because none of his army of fake commenters turned up. Cait Catt is one of his longest running fake personas. There are others that stretch way back too. But there is also a horde of new fake commenters like "Guiseppe de Simone" who is, although it is impossible to believe, even more long-winded and boring than Landeryou's blogs and other, tiresome, fake commenters.
ReplyDeleteThe friends of Cait Catt are also figments of Landeryou's imagination. Further proof he is a dangerous nutcase.
Despite my improbable name, similar weird views, identical writing style, grammatical errors, and droning monotonous comments, I object very strongly to being 'Outed' here as a fake Landeryou commenter.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that I share digs with Cait Catt and others that occasionally place comments on Vexnews and here is happenstance, nothing more. I am a Carlton intellectual who finds Vexnews a wonderland of challenging blogs that melts my mind.
Vexnews is derelict. But Landeryou has managed to send a fake comment from his o/s holiday destination to make it appear as if someone, anyone, is visiting his nazi hate site Vexnews.
ReplyDeletePatriots will ponder his choice of fake commenter:
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I do enjoy the festive season and catching up with my gentile friends at Kate’s in Sorrento. I’m just dozing on her settee thinking about my busy year and all of my achievements as Premier, just can’t think of what they were though at the moment. I must give Terry a call at Colac he is back home to do a strategic plan for the very successful Colac Carpets. I do hope Ryan keeps his nose clean as Acting Premier that chap is worry and a scullywag and is always 5 minutes from a scandle. Anyway time for another lentil sandwich and glass of non-alcoholic tea tree wine.
Posted by Red Ted | December 30, 2011, 16:15
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This was the only comment on Vexnews in 48 hours. Sentient surfers are staying away in droves.
Landeryou is far too busy enjoying his butt plugs, alcohol and KY jelly to attend to his blogging duties. No 'news' for days.
ReplyDeleteI love the festive season when Landy stops pontificating crap for a few short weeks. Visitors to Vexnews, seeing that it is abandoned, probably think Landeryou is attending an anger management course, writing letters of apology for his libels, or is doing home detention.
ReplyDeleteSorry Folks--the fat crim and cretin is enjoying himself in Fiji even though the natives yell "Bull! Bull!" when they see him tottering to the beach. The drunken oaf thinks thay are shouting "Bula! Bula!" and waves. Locals called the Animal Protection Society when they saw Landy and Dim on the beach. "There are several beached whales here'.
"we get similar calls from hotels and resorts whenever the Landeryous are staying here" said Chief-Inspector Fula Buloke. "Our people know he is a milionaire miserable with his tips, But that is not police business". Buloke said "I met him once and thought he was a total asshole".
Silence is golden!
ReplyDeleteNo sign of life at the abandoned Vexnews hate site.
The Qantas Board just doesn't get it. They awarded hundreds of thousands of Qantas shares to that mad Irish git Alan Joyce. He now has millions of them.
ReplyDeleteWhile some might think that the Qantas Board is involved in white collar crime on a grand scale, what they are doing and have done is not technically illegal (although it should be). It is obscene, abborrent and unethical. They are not the owners of Qantas. They are simply milking Qantas of millions for their benefit and Joyce's, not shareholders or the people of Australia who once owned the airline.
Happy New Year to all Vexnews readers (other than SlanderyouNew), to Andrew, and to all the patriots at ASIO who serve this country incredibly well.
ReplyDeleteLong may Vexnews reign as Australia's top news site.
Vote to re-elect Ted in 2012, vote for Cait Catt (Liberal) in Bendigo East and reject all Labor candidates and their dummies (Robert Doyle said that, in case someone accuses us of plagiarism)at the 2012 Victorian elections for town clowncils.
Thank you Glen Iris Young Libs, and a happy new year to you too.
ReplyDeleteJust one error in your post. Ted is up for re-election in 2014, not 2012. The Victorian municipal elections are next year, 2012. You got that right.
Tony Abbott will possibly face the polls in 2013, and you've said he's our next PM. As I'm now on Ted's staff I agree. He'll make a wonderful PM.
My sister Fatt is not a candidate for Liberal preselection. We couldn't endorse he with her present occupation, but if she gets a new job she'd be a very good candidate to face Mr Andrews.
Just a typo. We couldn't endorse Fatt with her present occupation, not he with her present occupation. Fatt presently works at the Daily Planet in Elsternwick, and a lot of males from the country and interstate go there. Victorian men stay away, other than SlanderyouNew, as everyone knows where it is. Fatt told me Slanderyou New is presently banned for non payment of his accounts.
ReplyDelete[The Age says]: "They've reached the South Pole, now Australian adventurers James Castrission and Justin Jones are in a hurry to catch the last flight out of the continent ahead of winter storms".
ReplyDeleteTwo great Aussie champions who make the likes of Alan Joyce, Sol Lewd, Andrew Landeryou look like the human dregs they are.
Corporate crooks and government ministers should be putting on skiis and heading for the Pole. They might find that they too can get a life, care for each other, and stop misusing the nation.
If he was a real journo, Landeryou would be updating Vaexnews (where you can hear a pin drop at the moment) with several carefully researched blogs every day. Instead, the loafing idiot is wasting time posting rubbish from his favourite fake commenter Cait Catt here to annoy Patriots. Cait was outed as a Landeryou 'persona' years ago.
ReplyDeleteAs for the above Glen Iris Young Libs and Cait Catt comments, they all have the same mis-typed phrase 'he with her' which should read 'her with her'. If this was important, which it isn't, it would prove that Landeryou is trolling here instead of updating his abominable hate site Vexnews. A small blessing, perhaps.
It can be revealed here first! Another investigative scoop.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Landeryou has been identified by Melbourne City Council local laws as a major health risk. A rodent protection officer, who wanted to remain anonymous, said a patrol had come across Landeryou lying in a gutter with his pants and undies down, and "large rats were scampering in and out of his lower person. We didn't have a clue what to do. I counted 65 rats going in. Our Chief Ranger refused to call in a frontend loader to get rid of the biggest rats' nest I have ever seen".
The previous comment is the reason this blog is not taken seriously by anyone other than the man who won't pay his bills at the Daily Planet.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is pure filth.
I did make a typo, and I did wish Andrew a Happy New Year. Does that make me Mr Vexnews? And I do work for Ted and he's a good boss. The latest opinion polls suggest he'll be Premier for quite a while yet. Also you claim my ex-boss is lazy and not updating his news site. You are jealous. Just because ASIO can't or won't read you blog you take it out on me. It isn't fair.
Cait Catt (Andrew Landeryou) is a well-known time-waster and troll who takes other blogs off topic by posting his rubbish here as demonstrated above.
ReplyDeleteThe working for Ted claim, and reference to ASIO is ludicrous and time-wasting.
Piss off you fat crim!
Brother Abbott don't forget we are inducting that young rascal into our flock at St Chesters tomorrow morning at 8am sharp.
ReplyDeleteReal Journalist Adam Shand who was grandly villified, and subjected to one of Andrew's endless, withering, libellous 'reviews' on Vexnews, has provided a detailed report on the strange world of cricketing writer, the late Peter Roebuck.
ReplyDeletePatriots will remember that Landeryou rushed to judgement late last year about Roebuck because he worked for The Age. Roebuck according to Landeryou was a sexual predator at a time when the only rumours about him were that he liked spanking young blacks in his care without consent. Adam Shand has drawn the wider evidence (that Landeryou failed to discover) together. His story does not yet explain why Roebuck allegedly leaped to his death from a hotel window in South Africa in the presence of a policeman. The story is far from over.
But that will not stop the looney wannabe journo Landeryou from claiming this was his great scoop. He is triply cursed. Once for besmirching Roebuck before the evidence was in; second for telling lies about Roebuck during his 'investigation' for which no evidence then existed; and, if he claims prescience--that is his third curse.
Further proof that Landeryou is a ghastly sub-human.
Burp fart burp fart! Ah that's better out than in. Fill ya little nipper grab us another bottle of Brandavino will ya?
ReplyDeleteFunny, I was thinking while reading this blog about the many fake comments about Cardinal Pell, Tony Abbott and Pissy Chryne (Manager of Opposition business, Chris Pyne) to be found on Vexnews commentaries.
ReplyDeleteAnd now they are appearing here! Amazing!
Lawyers who obtain Landeryou's PC for forensic analysis will find this and much more on the moron's hard drive.
In feudal times Landeryou would have been burnt alive at the stake for his disgusting blasphemies against the Cardinal. The opposition leader and Pyne are ordinary folk elevated to power by misled, ignorent voters. They are entitled to sue Landeryou.
2012--the New Year--and the madman is still shooting up Les Twentyman whose candidature in the 2008 Kororoit election Landeryou destroyed with deceptive and misleading mail drops. Landeryou falsely depicted Twentyman as a proponent of injecting rooms. The undemocratic rorts went up as far a Premier Brumby. Disgusting!
ReplyDeleteLanderyou is a very smart guy by keeping his street address a secret. Hundreds of people want to beat him into a pulp. But Landeryou has left a broad paper trail on the net that a blind sniffer dog could follow. I hope the bikers will be able to control themselves when they catch up! Otherwise, the fat stalker will be kaput!
ReplyDeleteEvery year when Vexnews grinds to a halt for an extended holiday period I keep hoping the tubby turd has died after a bout of gluttony and alcohol. No bloody luck so far.
ReplyDeleteYears ago the OC was a giant loose cannon that fired nails and broken glass. Vexnews has turned into a part-time fizzle that fires duds a few times a year.
YAWN is far too kind. Landeryou is a spoiled rich kid, a former ALP Minister's son, who turned to crime and cyberlibel. Vexnews is a badly-written shambles by a lazy, occasional blogger.
ReplyDeleteIf only there was something he is good at.
It is now obvious that when Landeryou is on holiday, the comments on Vexnews disappear. This means that Vexnews provides a vehicle for Landeryou's badly researched and poorly written blogs. It also means the crook writes most of the comments on his blog. Landeryou goes on holiday. The comments dry up.
ReplyDeleteGo figure.
Landeryou is a blogger's arsehole. His blogs are delusional and far right-wing. He supports the nutty Bailleau weirdos.
ReplyDeleteI was recruited by my community to protect the local primary school which madman Jeff Kennett wanted closed. Now the loonies of the Bailleau 'government' have put new teachers on short-term contracts. That wasn't on their election platform. They lied. They cheated.
The Victorian Libs are alien, antisocial elitists who would sell their own grandmothers to the Arabs for a fistful of dollars.
These fools inherited government because Brumby abdicated it to them. The Bailleau government is already more arrogant than those Brumby idiots.
At the next election, voters will have to choose from two political parties that represent noone.
Ted will be playing The Last Post on his trombone when voters trash his governmnet at the next election. The electorate will elect Mickey Mouse and other Disney characters in favour of the Libs and ALP. I voted informal last time, because I am represented by noone.
ReplyDeleteSpent the evening online looking at actual and planned overcrowding at Torquay/Spring Creek and at Bacchus Marsh. ALP Planning nutter Justin Madden set the wheels in motion. Interim Bailleau 'government' planning loon Matt Guy is nuttier. Development destroys amenity for people who already live in regions marked for development who must make way for an unwanted diaspora of newcomers. Governments realise those inconvenienced will die someday and the new overcrowded communities will think things were always thus. Luckily, we get to vote on these political cretins and can clear them off every four years. I too won't forget this malfeasance in favour of greedy developers at the next election. More and bigger jails are needed for all these loathesome pollies and corporate crooks.
ReplyDeleteTed Bailleau should be sharing a cell with Andrew Landeryou.
Don't worry about that stuck up, toffy turd Bailleau. According to the latest Poll his government's popularity is going down quicker than Wenchy does. Ted should be called 'Cottees' - rich and thick!
ReplyDeleteThe cavernous silence of abandoned nazi hate blog Vexnews is overwhelming. You can almost hear a pin drop. But if you listen carefully enough you can hear the ghost of Dean McVeigh trudging around among the ruins and collecting evidence. You can also hear several Farrago girls and young journos chortling from years ago who--like McVeigh--were monstered by standover bully and MUSU President Landeryou.
ReplyDeleteThe list of admirable Australians stalked by internet libeller Landeryou is long and includes Les Twentyman OAM and former Victorian of the Year. By coincidence, there was a typical, nasty anti-Twentyman comment on Vexnews yesterday. Verminous.
Andrew obviously hasn't learned to operate his PC from afar. All the useless asshole can do is add his fake comments to his own blogs while on holiday. Get a life you dumb twerp!
Vexnews now ranked 19,949th in Australia.
ReplyDeleteThe most popular search with vexnews in its field is "vexnews defamation proceedings".
You would think after five years its popularity would be rising not crashing but don't all Buddha Boy's ventures crash and burn?
Vexnews's dismal ranking gives my new website, that suggests politicians are like amoebas and have one-celled brains, may reach a mass audience. I know because I have a brain like this. When it is working it thinks up new taxes and charges. Sometimes I remember to think of indexed quarterly rises. I have strong backing to get a lovely sinecure at Wills from Andrew's mates Shorty and Conjob!
ReplyDeleteVexnews seems like a Leper Colony that surfers avoid like the pox. Comments have dried up altogether.
ReplyDeleteThe mad crooked porkball is still on vacation and vexnews is a nazi mausoleum. A smart hacker would take it down and destroy all Landeryou's libellous files. No! No! Wait! Those will be needed for prosecutions someday. Archbishop Pell, Tony Abbott, Chris Pyne and many others may need to prove that libels against them emanated from the spiteful PC of the Wunderloon.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou will plead insanity, immunity or somesuch, and cravenly try to do a deal - as he always does in courts. If he was before mine I would have him hanged before breakfast.
Saw on last night's TV news that Nicola Rockhead was still Acting Health Minister instead of being Attorney General. Juliar elevated dopey Nikky to that position several weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that there is a hiccup. Former AG McClelland may have dug his heels in. Law Institutes around the nation might have revolted. Nikky is an ultra-unpopular choice for the top law job in OZ. She is useless and, as health minister, showed scant regard for citizens' rights.
Besides, Tanya Plibberbabble wants the health ministry and is snapping at Rockhead's heels. Tanya is only slightly less daft than Nicola, but both are smarter than Conjob, Shorty, BigBib and Juliar.
We will never see this rabble again after Australians get a taste of Juliar's Carbon mega squeeze. Unfortunately, after their rout at the next election, we will be governed by the hated Howard remnants who haven't done the decent thing and got an honest job. They are already dusting off and polishing a 'new' version of WorkChoices
ReplyDeleteAmong TV Ads that are ruining viewing in Victoria this summer include the HOMESAFE worksafe ads with the little boy with the pinched face waiting for his Dad to come home; and the farcical 'Rhonda' AAMI where crowds line the streets to cheer a women insured by AAMI. The Ads would be OK is they hadn't been repeated hundreds of times.
ReplyDeleteThese ads are repeated so often that it makes you wonder if governments and TV stations realise the ads are close to, or have long passed the point where viewers are being subjected to conditioning and programming. The Cancer Council Quit Ads are well over the top too.
Give us a freaking break!
We're not stupid. We got the message ages ago.
Landeryou, the creepy character assassin, is STILL on his ill-gotten holidays. I suppose he must be exhausted after back-stabbing so many favourite Australians that we love and he hates in 2011. Every day that the nasty overblown turd doesn't update his defamatory nazi hate site is a boon for ordinary Aussies. Long may he stay away!
ReplyDeleteThe Peter Roebuck 'suicide' saga with the spanked black boys is becoming progressively more weird. Adam Shand's Age pieces have holes big enough to drive a B-double through and, in the end, were only marginally better than Landeryou's vile earlier tripe. I wouldn't believe Landeryou and Vexnews in a fit. Now I am wondering if Shand is much better. There is a bigger story there.
ReplyDeleteAlways keen on any sausages thrown down my 'gaping open' hallway.
ReplyDeleteRepulsive holiday-maker, crook, stalker and cyber-libeller Landeryou managed to post this fake comment on his own blogsite yesterday. I see the degenerate oaf is posting rubbish here again too:
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Brother Abbott please be careful whilst you are parading around the surf in your togs. The young choir lads at St Chesters need your service now and into the future, you are too valuable to lose to a white pointer.
Posted by Cardinal Pell | January 9, 2012, 20:38
I have had seven comments blocked on Vexnews over a week, yet Gauleiter Landeryou posts nauseating crap here with impunity. It goes to show that Patriots here are a lot more open-minded than Landeryou's heavily censored hate site.
ReplyDeleteLes Twentyman's family obtained an AVO in 2008 against Landeryou which he has flagrantly violated on scores of occasions ever since. Landeryou is an outlaw except when hauled into court where he tells monstrous whoppers. He simply reoffends later despite his lickspittle written and verbal courtroom 'agreements'.
Andrew should be boiled in his own poop.
ReplyDeleteNicola Rockhead is a serious national embarrassment as Federal Attorney-General. Her legal credentials are sparse. Her performance as health minister was controversial, divisive and overly authoritarian. She looks dull but loves nannyism and over-legeslation.
ReplyDeleteAustralians are drowning in legislation.
The blog of filth, edited by Daily Planet bludger SlanderyouNew, banned from Melbourne's leading brothel for non payment of accounts, is a horrible piece of pseudo pretend journalism.
ReplyDeleteWould you trust anything written in SlanderyouNew after hearing about the brothel exploits of its editor? My sister Fatt is particularly angry with SlandeyouNew at the Daily Planet. She gives good service and SlanderyouNew won't pay. William Albon be warned. Ban SlanderyouNew from all your legal establishments.
Beastly Landy is still posting here as the fake "friends of Cait Catt" (which shows how weird he is). His abandoned nazi hate blog Vexnews is still stuck at the hate comment against Archbishop Pell as exposed by Patriot 'Utterly Revolting' (just above).
ReplyDeleteWhat this means is that Vexnews, after Landy went on holiday, has been abandoned ever since. Many days have gone by without a single comment. This goes to show that Landeryou supplies most of the comments on Vexnews.
Writing a blog and then supplying nearly all of the comments about it is exceedingly strange...
Many patriots here have long marvelled at Landeryou's amazing ability to write defamatory blogs and accompanying enthusiastic fake comments with one hand - and to masturbate with the other. Some think he is wanking with both hands.
ReplyDeleteSurely, suggesting that a person visits brothels without paying is doubly defamatory if untue?
ReplyDeleteLanderyou, in his guise as "friends of Cait Catt" keeps alleging this is the case. But as with his vexnews blogs, proof is rarely if ever offered.
Vexnews has not been shut down because plaintiffs have been advised against bringing defamation proceedings against the detestable dfemation specialist because he is supposedly still insolvent. This just means that obvious legal discovery processes have been avoided.
Where did the millions go?
On Vexnews's hate blog of 28 December there is an incomprehensible 'story' about Sol Lewd. It's still there since Vexnews crashed. Landeryou, with photoshop, had constructed an image of Lewd with his pants down. Landeryou of all people would know this view of Lewd very well. Lewd managed to screw Landeryou properly in reparation for Landeryou's IQ fraud. For Landeryou, the sight of Lewd's powerful, pulsating loins would have made a lasting impression. He has captured this haunting image on his brokedown blog well. It is disgust pornography.
ReplyDeleteMr Landeryou is not on holiday. He is in rehab at Monash for advanced alcoholism. He is also receiving counselling for his masturbatory, criminal, stalking and defamatory actities.
ReplyDeleteHey Theo,
ReplyDeleteI suppose we will have to visit Andrew in rehab otherwise he will keep on mentioning that freakin' rape case with the unemployed Greek madwoman again and again throughout 2012.
Theo, I can help you hold a pillow over Andrew's head during our visit. If he was found, er, departed thereafter, there would hundreds if not thousands of police suspects.
Bill Albon, the brothel boss exposed by Vexnews, has issued an alert to all legal brothels not to accept as a client SlanderyouNew.
ReplyDeletePay your bills SlanderyouNew. That relative of state MPs Jacinta and Lyle named Peter Allan paid his, even if he did claim from the Whitehorse Clowncil. He now drives a hearse. Wonder if Le Pine will employ SlanderyouNew.
Jacinta rings a bell. Landeryou says she's unfit to be deputy premier. Who is this Lyle character?
ReplyDeleteLeft-wing site Wikipedia will be inoperative tomorrow in protest at attempts by some members of US Congress to censor the net. Supposedly an attempt to prevent net piracy the proposed Act will stifle US sites linking to foreign sites supposedly pirating the US film industry, the main supporters of the Bill.
ReplyDeletePerhaps both SlanderyouNew and Vexnews will be banned. Will the CIA be able to claim that Vexnews is its Australian news source of choice? I don't think so. Cait Catt will no longer be an effective CIA spoof. Cait Catt will no longer be credible in her laudatory claims about both the Australian and US intelligence sources. Of course the US spooks are renowned for acting in defiance of the laws of all countries, including their own, so it won't make much difference to their ability to access SlanderyouNew and Vexnews.
What about Wikipedia? Will it continue to operate if the Bill is passed? Who knows.
Vexnews and the esteemed Andrew Landeryou are legends honest and real heros. As to you wankers here I sincerely hope you cop a terminal disease and leave our hero 'Andy' alone.
ReplyDeleteI concur totally with the previous contribution. Andrew Landeryou runs Australia's best news site, bar none. SlanderyouNew runs the worst. Go Vexnews. Go Andrew.
ReplyDelete8.58 says I will no longer look credible if the US Congress passes its Net Piracy law. That's quite an admission Mr SlanderyouNew. You finally admit that I am a credible person. Thank You.
ReplyDeleteAs for you Mr SlanderyouNew you've never mentioned my sister Fatt or the Daily Planet. Is that because you are reluctant to pay your bills at that establishment?
This is seriously weird. Landeryou is too drunk and too lazy to bother updating his own sleazy site yet has been busy holding a conversation here on this patriotic blog of truth at 4 in the morning. The obese criminal must be madder than any of us think!
ReplyDeleteI have been unable to visit Wikipedia tonight. The site is on strike. I think it was Cait on this blog who said Wikipedia was a left wing site. Cait has been proved right. Wikipedia is acting like a militant trade union seeking to enforce its will on hapless bosses.
ReplyDeleteCait is right about a lot of things, only we never give her appropriate credit. Landy gets the credit for Cait's work. It's not fair Cait should be regarded as a non-person only because her sister works at the Daily Planet.
ReplyDeleteThe Age this morning, unlike the more authoritative Herald Sun, has no coverage for the Memorial Service to Bruce Ruxton yesterday. Attended by such luminaries as the Governor, the Premier, former Premier Kennett, former Lord Mayor Wellington Lee, author Geoffrey Blainey, Mary Delahunty's brother and National Party MLA Hugh, former Quiz champion from 50 or so years ago Barry Jones, and bosses from both the public service, the armed forces and of course the RSL, it was certainly an event both newsworthy and notable. The service at St Pauls Cathedral in Melbourne was conducted by former Governor General Rev Dr Bishop Peter Hollingworth.
ReplyDeleteRuxton served as Victorian RSL President for over 30 years, and he was rarely out of the media. His good work for veterans ought to be better acknowledged. He was a great man. RIP Bruce.
Well said.
ReplyDeleteWe were there and it was a great service. I saw Cait but not her sister. I think she must have either been working or too tired from the night before. Wonder if Vexnews will cover it. The editor must make a judgment on that.
ReplyDeleteThe only sad thing about Ruxton's passing in my shares in the company that manufactures incontinence pads will now take a hit.
ReplyDelete10.14 is an example of the type of filth this blog is noted for. Cait Catt and Glen Iris Young Libs should stay away until this blog cleans up its act.
ReplyDeleteLatest news from Tokyo suggests one of the main writers on the SlanderyouNew blog may have been found in an apartment there. Police have been interviewing a lady named Fatt at the Daily Planet club for gentlemen about the dead man. SlanderyouNew himself would not talk to the Victoria Police.
ReplyDeleteThe Tokyo headlines read "Body of naked man with genitals sliced off found in apartment."
Police on Monday began an investigation into the death of a naked man whose genitals had been sliced off with a kitchen knife, Japanese media reported.
The corpse of the 49-year-old man, who had been stabbed several times in the chest and stomach, was found lying on a bed in an apartment in Akishima, western Tokyo, NHK reported.
The man’s genitals were discovered under the bed and a blood-covered knife was also found in the room, Jiji Press said, citing police sources.
A spokeswoman for the Tokyo Metropolitan Police confirmed that officers were investigating an unnatural death.
Vexnews has again hit the net with an outstanding analysis of Andrew Wilkie, the dirty dealer from Denison. Read on:
ReplyDeleteTRASH TALKER: Andrew Wilkie got 13,000 votes at the last election, entitling him to tell Australians how to live
By VEXNEWS ⋅ January 23, 2012
High-priest of sanctimony and pokies ID card pusher Andrew Wilkie is really hamming it up today, suggesting that the PM has “trashed democracy” by declining to implement his radical and unproven ID card scheme without a proper trial.
Wilkie was elected a Member of the House of Representatives with 13,788 votes, behind the Labor and Liberal candidate and just in front of the Greens party. Prior to that lucky day, Wilkie was a Persian carpet salesman.
Little wonder he was known for demanding Duntroon recruits give him the “Hitler salute” when an officer at ADFA. In fact, the infamous unelected German ruler probably got a higher proportion of the vote when he last allowed himself to be subjected to the democratic process.
Because the numbers were so tight in the House of Representatives, Wilkie was able to use his leverage to extract commitments to do things from both Labor and the Coalition that they had not proposed to voters before the election.
If anyone has “trashed democracy” it is the man at the centre of these undemocratic maneuverings that could have seen pokies players – many of them in Labor’s heartland – stuck with a photographic ID card that would record every bet they’d ever made whether they wanted it to or not and whether they were problem gamblers or not.
No-one has voted for this scheme. It wasn’t discussed by any of the major parties before the last election. It hasn’t survived any scrutiny at all.
Problem gambling or gambling addiction does need a public policy response, ideally from the states who regulate poker machines and collect taxes from them.
The Greens have been criticised – including initially by us – for proposing a medical solution in the form of the anti-euphoria drug Naltrexone.
The more we’ve thought about it, the more it seems like the right kind of approach because it is targeted at where the problem actually occurs.
The vast majority of pokies players don’t have a problem with gambling. It’s cheap and harmless entertainment for many people.
The only problem they have is wowser meddlers like Andrew Wilkie trying to find a political reason-for-being in the issue.
It’s all so silly and Labor’s PM Gillard has done very well to pull out of the nanny-state abyss Wilkie was dragging her into.
While the chattering classes and snooty wowsers won’t be pleased, the silent majority of Labor supporters across the nation, from Sydney’s leagues clubs in the west to friendly country pubs in regional Victoria that can sell cheap parmas because of pokies, will be quietly thanking her for staying true to Labor values, not the elitist snobbery of an out-of-control independent MP who reckons the 13,000 votes he could pull at a federal election gives him the right to tell all Australians how to live their lives.
The next federal election seems almost certain to bring his political demise, with Tasmanian senior sources from both sides of the aisle telling VEXNEWS he won’t be getting their preferences because of his obnoxious and self-aggrandising misconduct since 2010.
Burp fart ahhhh that is better out then in! Fill where's me slab ya little runt, hurry up I'm out of piss.
ReplyDeleteBelch, gas, burp, fart, blaaart!
ReplyDeleteAndrew Landeryou, the world's laziest and most libellous blogger has returned from an undeserved 3-week long holiday. The first victim of his nazi hateblog in 2012 was Andrew Wilkie, the anti-gambling prawn who believed a Juliar promise.
ReplyDeleteAndrew always forgets his own foray into the dark worlds of gambling, forgery and fraud. His gambling partnership with Sol Lewd ended in tears. He did a runner with millions in investors' funds. In court later, none of the Landeryou clan of hangers-on could remember anything about anything. Company Secretary and wife, Kim, said the IQ Corp company papers had vanished without trace. Dad, sister and a brother-in-law had unhelpful memory lapses too.
Sol Lewd had the last laugh when he got the Landeryou Parkville mansion in partial reparations.
Jeez! I'm the toothy, dumb blonde airhead who has been ruining Australian Open tennis coverage with my chirpy TABsportsbet TV Ads on Channel Seven.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise gambling was so full of corruption, frauds and shonks.
Silly me!
Jaimee,
ReplyDeleteI too have been shocked by the revelations of stalking, gambling, frauds and libels on this patriotic site. Mr Landeryou deserves to be in jail for the longest time!
Every patriot knows that Vexnews is a very heavily censored nazi hate site. Landy excludes comments he doesn't like by banning IP addresses. While the fat, barbarian nazi was on holiday I tried to leave patriotic messages on his vile hate-driven blog.
ReplyDeleteOn every occasion I found this notice: 'Comments on this blog disallowed'. My IP address was being blocked. What a huge laugh! Landeryou is always pontificating about his rights to free speech and freedom - but denies it to others. You abominable, fat, lying, crooked, nazi, piece of shit!
Lowlife, wannabe journo Andrew Landeryou has concocted another non-story about arch enemy Stephen Mayne. Landeryou's non-story dwells on how Mayne has ignored his questions. Why would a real journo answer hate mail from a dopey oaf like Landeryou?
ReplyDelete2012 has got off to a bad start with Vexnews already full of overblown fluff and hate rants. You should have stayed on holiday!
Vexnews is quickly becoming the internet's premier cringe site. Its not just the turgid writing style - vacant and irrelevant - it is the loathesome defamations upon a group of people that fat crook turned internet blogger Landeryou hates. Twentyman, Mayne, Mighell, Cleary - all are rubbished in mad, hate rants. Landeryou is a madman. It is all so tiresome, and so repetitive. The government watchdogs that are supposed to deal with sick people like him are fast asleep supping on taxpayer dollars and doing nothing.
ReplyDeleteHaving been endlessly libelled even after death, we urge right-minded people to join our plan to urinate on Landeryou's grave when he finally passes on. If the Geelong Motorcycle Club catches up with him, this will be sooner rather than later. But of course there are hundreds of other potential murder suspects. Landeryou has defamed hundreds of Australians, often without a shred of proof and, more often, by making up complete nonsense about them.
ReplyDeleteEveryone wants a piece of you, Landeryou!
Landeryou is in a whole lot more shit than a flock of Werribee seagulls.
ReplyDeleteCounsel are divided about whether Landeryou is doing a 'Jack Pacholli' or is free to be sued as a discharged insolvent. Many believe that Landeryou is sitting on a million or more. Who will be the first to test Landeryou's current financial status?
Somehow, strangely, I can sense the overpowering smell of real, live dollars.
But that brings up the the continuing failure of Landeryou to furnish an address for service. He says Vexnews is a news service but has never provided an address for service as is legally required.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou will claim he has provided 'phone numbers through which he can be reached. But this is not a postal address for service as is legally required. I have pointed this out to the relevant government regulator.
what legilsation is this?
DeleteThe Abos in Canberra should have BBQed Juliar and the Mad Monk when they had the chance. I fancy they realised Juliar would be a bit sour and possibly toxic, and the Mad Monk far too gristly and full of undigestible policies.
ReplyDeleteStill... It would have made the Nation rejoice!
The faltering Bailleau state government is shutting down Victoria's only 24-hour mental health helpline, provoking outrage from mental health providers, says The Age.
ReplyDeleteThis disgusting further social betrayal of society's most vulnerable people began with Margaret Thatcher in the UK thirty years ago. Jeff Kennett implemented the "savings" here. The mentally ill were abandoned by western governments and foisted on the community. The disasters that followed were innumerable. Politicians are reponsible for all and every one of the deaths and tragedies that ensued.
Not a word about this vile malfeasance on Vexnews. Bailleau's illegal interim government is churning through past policy failures of the Liberal "we are better than you" rabbles. Repugnant people; vile policies; loathesome betrayals of the downtrodden.
Bailleau is even shafting pensioners in public housing with hefty rent increases. What an Asshole!
Landeryou has always hated Hulls, and is attempting to dance on his resignation and political grave in the Vexnews hate site.
ReplyDeleteHulls had a career in law and politics. Landeryou didn't.
Maybe that explains it.
So, since returning from an extended holiday, crook and self appointed Editor-in-Chief and dud Vexnews journalist Andrew Landeryou has disparaged Les Twentyman OAM, and former Victorian of the Year; Stephen Mayne; and retiring former Victorian Attorney Robert Hulls.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou is madder than forty cut snakes. Many people would love to do away with the corpulent crim altogether. Others would relish seeing his nuts being fried in sesame oil. I would like to stick a C4 bunger up the sickening looney.
Pay your bills at the Daily Planet Mr SlanderyouNew. Rob Hulls always did, I can say that about him even if he is not exactly our flavour of the month.
ReplyDeleteSurely, it is time to outsource Australian governments--Federal, State and Local--to Manila and India. Australian governments have become completely unaffordable with thousands of overpaid public servants, chefs and security guards. Judging by prices for such people in Manila, many with university degrees, the cost to Australian taxpayers would be 95% LESS.
ReplyDeleteI can't see why peasants in Manila or India would make any worse a job of running Australia than the present overpaid dolts in Canberra and State Capitals.
Why stop there?
ReplyDeleteThere are thousands of Indian and Middle Eastern Merchants who could cut out all the tiers of fat Australian middlemen; chop the costs of Australia's over-priced Supermarkets; and eventually cut out all the white-collar criminals on Australian Company Boards and the multi-million dollar CEOs.
I bet I could find a beggar in Mumbai who could do a better job than Westpac's multi-millions boss Gail Kelly for fifty cents a day. The beggar would probably have a doctorate degree and an MBA thrown in.
Australia to far too full of corporate crooks and daft, dodgy pollies. New blood from India and Manila would be most welcome.
The Federal Government Excise Tax of 38 cents a litre for petrol is crippling Australia. Without it, today I would have paid under a dollar a litre.
ReplyDeleteFor that money (if I had access to the greasy innards of the oil game), I could have bought a barrel (44 gallon drum) of petrol for the same price I paid for one litre today.
We are being massively ripped off on petrol by the Federal government, and on hundreds of other necessities and commodities with GST and indexed taxes.
The only tiniest benefit is that Andrew Landeryou destroyed his own career and never became an ALP member of any Victorian government. If so, we would all have been screwed by a plethora of madcap new taxes approved by the greedy nutcase.
ReplyDeleteVictorian voters can breathe a sigh of relief that the fat shonk never got a gig as a pollie. He is an abominable human being, a fraud and crook, and a horrible stalker with two AVOs. Nowadays with his vile nazi hate blog, he regularly libels famous worthwhile Australians.
Rafa Nadal reminds me a little of Andrew Landeryou. Rafa is forever pulling his jocks out of his bum crack and then sniffing his fingers. This is very objectionable and unhygienic! But Landeryou is no althlete or tennis tennis star. He is a corpulent crim who has spent most of his life findering himself.
ReplyDeleteIn previous posts, I and other patriots reluctantly admired Andrew's ability to do this while researching and writing his blog and all those hateful fake comments. But in 2012, I have realised that Onanism and poorly written blogs don't mix especially when there is a crossover.
Governments selling off public assets--assets that belong to all--have profited corporate buddies who in turn sell them to foreign ownership. These are political rorts that began with Margaret Thatcher and Jeff Kennett that the media turned a blind eye to (except in the case of the Australian Wheat Board, where corporate misbehaviour was so blatant it could not be ignored).
ReplyDeleteA key factor in these rorts is that at elections, the political parties never admit they are planning these sell-offs at fire sale prices to mates. As in Victoria, the former State Electricity Commission and its grid and assets are owned now by a Chinese company (Powercor).
The Age reports that the NZ government is planning to dispense with
$NZ 7 billion ($A5.4 billion) worth of part-privatisations over the next three years. Kiwis are already familiar with the huge cost of these blunders and later bailouts. The 1998 'Mercury Energy' Auckland power crisis was a five-week-long power outage caused by lack of maintenance and infrastructure.
Australasian politicians of all persuasians need to realise taxpayers are sick of their dodgy shenanigans. Public assets belong to the People and not politicians.
Now that defamation lawyers have a bit of case law showing that bloggers like Landeryou are vulnerable to getting legally screwed, cyber-libeller Landeryou will be dusting off his free speech and other defences. If past courtroom appearances are a guide, he cravenly does deals to get himself off the hook. Freedom in Landy's lexicon is just another thing to trade.
ReplyDeleteThe disastrous Qantas Board keeps chucking millions of shares at nong CEO Alan Joyce, and increasing his obscenely high salary to $5 million a year. Joyce meanwhile has nearly buggared the airline:
ReplyDeleteThe Age says "Qantas is just one notch away from losing its coveted investment-grade rating after Moody’s downgraded the airline's debt because of high fuel prices, strong competition and a difficult operating environment.
"Moody’s today lowered its long-term rating of Qantas from Baa2 to Baa3, and its short-term rating for the company from P-2 to P-3. It said the outlook for Qantas was stable.
"Baa3 is one notch above a non-investment grade rating or "junk status".
Sack the silly Irish twit before Qantas goes under.
The unrepresentative Bailleau government is doing everything to make sure it is never elected again.
ReplyDeleteI have lost count of the idiotic ideas they have come up with. Every one made me 'Grrr' loudly.
Bailleau is a passable trombone player. But as premier of Victoria he is becoming a distinct worry. But, like PM Gillard, he is surrounded by embarrassing plum-sucking rich kids who couldn't run a fart factory.
Australian governments send a huge shiver up my spine.
Vexnews in 2012 is already showing that mediocrity is all we can look forward to this year. The OC years ago showed a bit of verve and fireworks! Vexnews has degenerated into a mechanical libel mass production line, often misdirected, frequently poorly reasearched and always badly written.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in that quivering, bloated carcase is a small brain that was once sharp (although criminally inclined) now reduced to blathering, uninsightful, grubby bottom-feeding.
Landeryou should hang up his venomous quill pens and give us all a rest.
A 26-member joint taskforce that included police, detectives, the RSPCA, the Department of Sustainability and Environment, PrimeSafe and Brunswick Council have conducted a raid on a property--owned by a Mr and Mrs Landeryou--discovering large vats of bile, venom and 'bullshit'.
ReplyDeleteAn EPA spokesman said the property 'stank'. Investigators found dozens of animals, including goats, chickens, dogs, reptiles, horses, pigs and an emu. They found several goat carcasses hanging on butcher's hooks, and items of butchering equipment which included saws, blowtorches and knives.
Imam Andrew Landeryou said he was preparing halal food for muslim consumers. "My company Halal Chickens is a well-known producer of quality products. If reptiles and dogs have crept into the halal process that I bless and purify, I know nothing about it".
An itinerant man who claimed to be a Timor war clerk and hero, Sgt Sasha Uzenov, was quizzed by RSPCA officers. He told them he was a Croatian patriot who knew nothing about anything. He said 'I especially know zilch about war crimes in that godforsaken land'.
Mrs Dim Kitchen told detectives that she had lost all company papers. She said 'My memory has been wiped completely. I often suffer from amnesia'.
RSPCA interviewed a dog 'Ronnie' who said the Landeryous were 'worthless pissants'.
Landy,
ReplyDeleteI was an abject failure who became a caricature of myself. This will happen to you.
As a human being, I give Landeryou 4 out of a hundred. Almost worthless.
ReplyDeleteVile cyber-libeller and asshole Landeryou has begun censoring real comments (very rare on Vexnews) again--and February has only just begun.
ReplyDeleteHis is a mad world. He has freedom of speech (to defame well-known Aussies), and does so in fake comments as "Pissy Chyrne", "Archbishop Pell" and many others. Real comments he doesn't like are blocked, banned, censored and changed.
This is why us Danes are completely fascinated by Vexnews - a criminal Blog - run by a fraudster, stalker and character assassin.
We love watching Vexnews in Oslo too,. This is weird stuff. In Norway, Mr Landeryou would have been put in a lunatic asylum. He would receive professional care of the best.
ReplyDeleteVexnews is much better than Skippy!
Why is this blog so full of filth? Get a life Mr SlanderyouNew. Pay your bills at the Daily Planet like Mr Hulls always does.
ReplyDeleteKimberley Kitching should be in Parliament. She's Premier material. Better than Jacinta, whom The Age is always promoting.
Today's Vexnews is a cause for alarm for all patriotic Australians who previously thought the zealot from Denison might back the Mad Monk for PM. An exposure of his staff shows one of them is a mad Irishman and nuclear disarmament fanatic. Congratulations editor Landeryou for your brilliant summary. You are Australia's greatest journalist, ever. Your scoops are outstanding. No wonder ASIO looks at Vexnews all the time. If I may breach Vexnews copyright I've reproduced the story below. Read on:
ReplyDeleteThose Liberals thinking they’d win over leftist independent and pokies errorist Andrew Wilkie to the Coalition’s cause any time soon should probably note the presence of a young lad Django Merope-Synge on his staff.
Mr Merope-Synge is a keen anti-nuclear crusader and lefty United Nations role-player nerd. His boss in the office is Peter Tucker, formerly of the Tasmanian Heritage Council and lefty academic.
The young lefty is involved in running an essay competition honouring perhaps federal Labor’s maddest and baddest ever federal ALP Leader, Doc Evatt, whose main achievement was hunting down most of the anti-communists from the party in 1955. Evatt’s efforts made Labor unelectable for most of a generation, much as implementing the extreme and ill-considered Wilkie policies on pokies would have insulted tens if not hundreds of thousands of working people by insisting they carry a pokies ID card even though they have no problem gambling issue at all.
Mr Merope-Synge has also toured Ireland, in search of magic mushrooms and pagan festivals while reading the poetry of Yeats, according to this account.
We suspect Django Hyphen-Hyphen would decline orders to engage in Hitler salutes, although he might salute Hans Blix and various United Nations notables if there was half a chance of a UN internship.
Why does sub-human Landeryou spend so much time tossing-off--and often coming here to do so. Masturbation in public is an offence.
ReplyDeleteConjob's only friends are the overpaid IT staff at NBN Co.
History will remember Conjob as the biggest economic black hole in Juliar's mad government.
I'm watching a channel Nine program about fatties trying to slim down. At the moment, they are blindfolded and staggering around.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason this reminds me of Landeryou on Vexnews.
Brother Abbott be careful to up your fly after 'mentoring' the lads from St Chesters.
ReplyDeleteThe above is another vile, criminal libel mischievously placed here by the worthless madman Landeryou.
ReplyDeleteTheo,
ReplyDeleteI warned you that fat creep Andrew was going to keep reminding people about the rape case on Vexnews. He is a freakin' Nut! The Geelong Bikers could help...
Landeryou finally has realised that Dim is unelectable because Juliar has buggared the ALP nationally. Conjob, Shortie and the absurd Attorney General Nicola Rockhead make irate taxpayers laugh out loud. Its now a case of Dim, Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Dumberest...
ReplyDeleteOh, and Theo is in the shit again because of a lawsuit by that pesky Greek unemployed woman he didn't rape.
Over two months and SlanderyouNew has not updated his content. Until your recent malfeasance you spent too much time at the Daily Planet m'lad. I'd be surprised if Bill Albon's message blackbanning you didn't get through but obviously at one establishment it has. Get back to work SlanderyouNew and produce some new content. How come Vexnews produces every day of the week? My friends at ASIO don't even bother looking at what you call your "patriotic" blog. I call it the blog of filth.
ReplyDeleteAn Age scribe has written a rambling analytical piece referring to Camp Gillard and Camp Rudd.
ReplyDeleteBut there was no mention of Camp Brown, the p**f who leads the Greens. Bob is suffering from dementia and Alzheimer's. He thinks people criticise Juliar because she is a woman. But everyone knows she is hopelessly incompetent and won't listen to voters.
Bob is rather similar.
Any country that has an Attorney-General as vacant, airheaded and as unkempt as Nicola Roxon deserves everything it gets.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou's wacky crusade on behalf of damned former WA Premier Brian Burke has bored everyone on The OC and Vexnews for years. Burke is like Theo, and wishes Landeryou would stop supporting him. Landeryou's support, Burke once said, was like tying ten dead, smelly albatrosses around your neck.
ReplyDeleteVexnews is struggling for credibility under the the ham-fisted editorship of illiterate editor-in-chief Landeryou.
ReplyDeleteIf only Landeryou had a basic grasp of grammar and the ability to sort his thoughts into some order, and had done a basic journalism course, his blogs might have some meaning.
His latest blog is something about Kevin Rudd which I could not make sense of. Often Landeryou's blogs are incomprehensible.
Twentytonneguts are you ever going to reimburse me for all the p15s I paid for?
ReplyDeleteAustralian Liberal and ALP governments busily have been selling off public assets (which were not theirs to sell) ever since Jeff Kennett and John Howard began the rot.
ReplyDeleteNow the Gillard rabble are nationalising the internet at horrendous cost to taxpayers. Forty billion dollars and rising. Everyone, except Senator Stephen Conjob, Juliar and her flatulent cabinet, knows this is utter madness.
Are they breeding a new super cash cow that can be sold off to corporate pals sometime in the future? Will the internet, like Victoria's electricity distribution, end up in Chinese ownership?
Maybe Andrew Landeryou the multi-millionaire will inherit it.
The Federal and Victorian Labor governments said that digital TV would be a wonderful boon. FreeTV Australia's additional channels were a glorious innovation. Governments said that other than a cheap set top box, all this would be free.
ReplyDeleteI live 50 kilometres outside Melbourne and have spent nearly a $1000 on replacement digital TVs and a new digital antenna. In many atmospheric conditions, including unstable and hot weather, most channels pixilate and break up making programs unwatchable. Googling suggests the cause is insufficient signal strength.
There are people in the UK whose analog broadcasts were shut down and cannot get digital signals. They now have no TV at all.
Where can I send all my invoices?
The Age says: "Australia is set to get its first radioactive waste dump with the government agreeing to a Coalition demand for $10 million for the Northern Territory, which will host the dump".
ReplyDeleteMost Australians would be a helluva lot happier if the radioactive waste dump was set up in Parliament House, Canberra.
Unfortunately many pollies, and potential pollies like Dim Kitchen, are already overly toxic, radioactive or brain-dead, and could easily survive such a dump as mutants.
We need Andrew Landeryou on Parliament. There is too much incompetence from our present lot. Get Andrew I say. He'll sort things out and make Australia great. Andrew Landeryou for PM. And Kimberley Kitching for Premier of Victoria.
ReplyDeleteTheo,
ReplyDeleteI would get right behind Andrew as a future parliamentarian too, but he would get horny since he is an UNEMPLOYED millionaire. Andrew knows that you and I, Theo, are hopelessly turned on by the unemployed. He might expect a complimentary bonk. I don't know about you Theo, but Andrew is a BBW and I certainly don't fancy him!
Where's Ronnie - eh, Theo!
If I had to b*nk any member of the Landeryou Klan I would strap on a ladder to avoid being sucked into an "untenable position".
ReplyDeleteYes, I realise it would have to be a very long ladder.
The sanctimonious protocols and culture of Parliament House Canberra are archaic and out-of-step with the modern world. "Honorable members", "resume your seat", "despatch box", are all ludicrous, arrogant, meaningless nonsense.
ReplyDeleteScores of people in one place tellings shocking fibs, while abuse is hurled at them from the 'other side' shows the futility of the two-party system which represents no-one.
This is a massive waste of time and money. And it is undemocratic.
In another, better life, Landeryou would have been a James Packer-type character milking online problem gamblers dry. James Packer is a huge, anti-social gambling parasite who preys on the vulnerable. Had amoral Andrew not besmirched himself earlier, he would be doing exactly the same.
ReplyDeleteWhite-collar crime gone wild!
I'm finding it very difficult to distinguish between bank robbers with guns and Bank CEOs stealing multi-million dollar annual salaries. They are all crooks.
ReplyDeleteComatose blogger Landeryou - the 'news source' that doesn't work weekends, and very little during the week - should seek work experience at The Age where he might be given various toilet cleaning chores. The Vexnews editor-in-chief is virtually illiterate and couldn't write a factual blog in a million years.
ReplyDeleteHe is a bloated, opinionated oaf. Shove a huge cork in his mouth and a large butt-plug at the other end. Hopefully, he will then explode spectacularly in a shower of bile and venom.
Juliar has recently turned feral in Parliamentary question time. She screeches, scratches and spits. The opposition just keep asking the same old questions, and look like stunned mullets when Juliar goes gangbusters. It is all so predictable and boring.
ReplyDeleteJuliar makes Cait Catt seem cuddly and nice.
So, let's get this straight.
ReplyDeleteShareholders of the four big banks do nothing except waiting at home for their cheques. Bank Boards award themselves and CEOs multi-million dollar salaries. They think shareholders are more important than hard-working, long-serving staff.
Staff are being sacked and their jobs exported to cheap call-centres in the Phillipines. Bank customers have to struggle with people barely able to speak English, let alone solve complex banking issues and complaints.
What part of the words and phrases 'traitors', 'white collar crime' and 'maladministration' don't these foreign millionaire idiots understand?
I especially revile daffy South African bimbo Gail Kelly, CEO of Westpac. She is dafter than a bucket full of 'two-bob watches'.
Revolting former crim Landy posts another criminal libel on Les Twentyman OAM, former Victorian Of the Year, here (above).
ReplyDeleteAt Heaven's Gate, Landy will be asked what he did for humanity. "Is that a trick question?", he will ask as Les Twentyman's entourage passes by into the hallowed land...
As wise patriots here have pointed out before, Twentyman is worth 50,000 Landeryous.
Slashing jobs in the current dismal economic climate is un-Australian and treasonous. Trust silly, overpaid Irish Qantas CEO Alan Joyce to be leading the second wave of mass sackings.
ReplyDeleteThis will have an on-going disasterous effect.
Are these shonks batting for Australia?
Modern governments seem a lot better at protecting the profits of companies, including foreign companies, than struggling Australians.
ReplyDeleteLast night's ABC-TV Four Corners put a two hundred tonne headstone on Juliar's political grave. What disgusting, determined treachery she delivered to a serving PM.
ReplyDeleteVoodoo Juliar is now among the walking dead...
Thanks for the compliment 1.19 AM yesterday. I wish I were a middle aged pussy like Julia but I'm in fact an old age pensioner. My sister Fatt, who works at the Daily Planet but won't reveal anything about her clients, including Mr SlanderyouNew who won't pay his bills, is a lot younger than I am and a lot more attractive. She covers herself in lippy but I'm too poor on the pittance Ms Gillard pays me to be able to afford any. I wish I were a little dog and Kevin Rudd a tree.
ReplyDeleteJuliar's droning, monotonous speeches are like 400 Mogadon sleeping tablets. Its hard to keep awake. Shortie is doing poorly in Canberra too. Poisonously, he stabbed former PM Rudd in the back. Back-stabber Arbib hasn't been heard of for months. He has probably become a Biker...
ReplyDeleteJuliar's government is completely farked.
ReplyDeleteAussie Hipsters going to Wellington NZ as a result of Air New Zealand's latest Ad campaign will find themselves in a minnow-pond of opinionated Middle-Earth Oafs. Kiwis love talking shit over a coffee. They expect tourists to join in and talk bigger shit. Many Aussies can do this. Landeryou would fit in perfectly.
ReplyDeleteWellington is a beautiful place wasted on its caffe latte citizens.
NZ crooks prey on tourists. My rental car was broken into in 2005 at a historic site and I lost everything including my passport.
ReplyDeleteI have often wanted to return but don't want to get robbed again.
On recent visits, I was much struck too by endless sidewalk Latte sippers in Wellington. Where I could overhear chatters, I also winced at the drivel being talked.
ReplyDeleteAussie hipsters deserve everything they get in Wellington.
Accomodation in modern (rather than ancient) Wellington is often above average and would suit Aussie travellers. But Wellington has long been a backwater. The Air NZ Hipster Ad campaign seeks to change this. Transforming a backwater is a monumental task far beyond a simple advertising campaign.
ReplyDeleteThat Wellington is a backwater is a great drawcard in itself. Aussies seeking peace from the grinding, overcrowded, Australian capital cities would really enjoy a few quiet days there!
My sister Fatt told me she heard this recently at her local Parish Priest's Retirement Dinner. Fatt won't tell me who the politician was. I assume that, like SlanderyouNew who won't pay his bills, he was also one of her clients. She told me the politician is often the subject of criticism on Vexnews. I consider myself a good Catholic girl and so does Fatt bur circumstances force her to work at the Daily Planet. Anyway this is what happened at the dinner:
ReplyDeleteA Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation were chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:
'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an
affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and sold his sister's jewelry to buy a gun. I was appalled.
But as the days went on and I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.'....
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
'I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,' said the politician. 'In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.'
Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late....
Irish imbecile and Qantas CEO Alan Joyce buggared the airline when he shut it down for days last year. Qantas is going downhill fast.
ReplyDeleteAlan is paid an obscene $5 million a year. His solution to the catastrophe HE caused - sack 500 staff.
Andrew accomplished very little this week on Vexnews (as usual). There was another vulgar attack on Kevin Rudd, and a hate rant about unionist Dean Mighell. Its all excruciating dross.
ReplyDeleteLots of fake comments, only slightly less tiresome than his rare blogs.
In parliamentary question time, the convention that parties take turns to ask questions is an abominable waste of the nation's time. The day before yesterday ALP minister Greg Combet was fed an easy question by an ALP member. He then proceeded to READ A LONG WRITTEN ANSWER to this 'unexpected' question.
ReplyDeleteAre they fools? The Nation cannot afford a costly antiquated, archaic parliamentary system with non-sensical rules and procedures.
Parliament House Canberra is a huge drain on taxpayer dollars. It is a sheltered workshop for unrepresentative swill who imagine they run the country. They don't. Having deregulated the corporate crooks who, as shown in the past few weeks, actually run the country, they waffle, lie and dissemble.
ReplyDeleteSack them all!
Drab, dreary and daft former legal clerk Nicola Roxon is now the nation's foremost legal officer, the Attorney General of Australia.
ReplyDeleteYes this is the nincompoop who, as health minister, made smokers the most highly taxed folk in the country. She has a big, fat legal agenda. Practitioners are agog, wondering what lunacy she will come up with next.
Former AG McClelland was a parliamentary time server and no workaholic. Unfortunately Roxon has a mad plan and the energy to legislate it.
Stand by for some serious legal ructions.
It has been the longest running scam and scandal in Australian TV advertising history. Everyone remembers 'Stiff and Stiff' who played a piano without using their hands. Channel Nine has been airing these and modern variants for more than a decade. The Australian Federal Court in 2003 ruled that the 'longer lasting sex' product produced by the fake Australian Medical Institute does not work. AMI, however, spends hundred of millions of dollars a year on advertising. Channel Nine is addicted to advertising dollars, whether from betting crooks or 'Longer lasting loving' products that don't work.
ReplyDeleteChannel Nine's corrupt executive and advertising department should all be in jail. For more than a decade they have been living off a product that doesn't work and polluting viewers' screens with this disgusting, criminal nonsense.
And not a single word about this monstrous scandal on childish news source Vexnews.
Vexnews has better things to talk about than impotence scams. Vexnews is an upmarket news source. Not like SlanderyouNew that is definitely low class and according to my friends at ASIO has an imbecile rating. That's why ASIO never look at SlanderyouNew, or at least they never look at it most of the time.
ReplyDeleteFatt won't tell me whether or not Mr SlanderyouNew is able to perform without impotence products, such as Viagra. She keeps client confidences, with the exception that she let it slip that Mr SlanderyouNew won't pay his bills, not even for a "quickie."
Oh Andrew! If only your three readers could see the seamy side of you as seen here. On Vexnews, they probably don't realise you are author of the defamatory Archbishop Pell and Tony Abbott libels. As a fake commenter you are very, very busy.
ReplyDeleteAs for Sen. Conjob, he will need every friend he has soon. So will Bill Shortie. Juliar's government is on the skids and fading fast.
See you all in the Centrelink queues soon, Losers!
Andrew should have gone to jail for his massive fraud at the Melbourne University Students Union.
ReplyDeleteHis standover tactics at that time pissed me off big time.
My as yet unpublished autobiography contains my contemporaneous notes of this disgraceful period. Most of the Presidents of the Students Union then were sons of ALP luminaries. They were also shocking crooks. I have a partial list of what they stole. Even though partial, the list is very extensive.
When in government soon, my thoughts - as ever - will return to Andrew. The guy needs to do some time.
Sophie knows a lot about extra curricular activities at Melbourne Uni. Doesn't she SlanderyouNew. Did you meet her very near the Daily Planet?
ReplyDeleteAs usual, Andrew has his wicked tongue way up Sophie's knickers. He is only interested in tittle-tattle and not fronting the allegations about his gross criminality while President of Melbourne University Students Union.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Landeryou threatened me personally during my investigations of fraud at the Melb Uni Students Union. Millions went astray leading to liquidation. That is why I was called in as liquidator. Landeryou couldn't lie straight in bed. Lies spout out of him like a sewerage outfall.
ReplyDeleteAfter many months of dealing with this reprobate, I formed the impression he is one of the nation's biggest Assholes.
Sophie M's extra-curricular activities at Melbourne Uni were romantic rather than criminal.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou's activities as President of the Students' Union were reprehensible and bankrupted it. I'm looking forward to her autobiography which will doubtless deal with the other ALP rich kids who as Presidents of the Student's Union systematically robbed it.
Verminous weasels!
It would make a fabulous Hollywood epic, or even an Underbelly tv series. Thieving rich kids from apparently reputable dynasty ALP politicians' families plundering University assets; stalking and standing-over staff and escaping overseas with millions.
ReplyDeleteThis storyline has got it all.
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I heard that Peter Carey and David Williamson are both looking at this shocking story showing the utter moral corruption of rich kids from ALP Ministerial families who eternally disgraced themselves and their folk by robbing Melbourne University and its students of millions. When you stop and think about it, these were very nasty young punks. Only one did jail time thanks to the Australian Taxation Office. The others were recommended for prosecution by the liquidator of the Student Union. Victoria Police never got round to it.
ReplyDeleteThis may, or may not, have been the first time Melbourne University was cursed by organised crime.
ReplyDeleteThe crooked ALP spoiled lads were certainly organised crooks who systematically robbed their Alma Mater.
None of them came to anything. They became the offal of the University's history.
I'm exceedingly proud of my time at Melbourne Uni. Luckily for Landy, I never met him.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Landeryou deserves a hundred and fifty hefty biffs for every dollar he stole as a corporate crook. It is incredible that he hasn't stood trial and didn't get long custodial sentences. He certainly deserved them.
ReplyDeleteI guess the OPP was a bit bent back then.
Landeryou has become the Dominique Strauss-Khan of internet stalking and libel. Like Dominique, Andrew can smell a good pussy story a hundred miles away. But he hasn't touched the Niddrie preselection squabble with a bargepole. From being the laziest blogger on the planet, he has become the laziest in the universe.
ReplyDeleteMy family agree the ALP and LIBS are a shambles and couldn't run a cake stall. The nation has had enough of the Howard Remnants and the Gillard Galahs.
ReplyDeleteThe University of Melbourne once had a good reputation. No longer. It is Australia's worst university. It is utterly corrupt. Look at the Political Science department for example. It is run by morons who never publish anything of any value. Melbourne's only good graduate is Andrew Landeryou, the publisher of the respected news site Vexnews.
ReplyDeleteMonash has a much better name than Melbourne, which is rated even worse than Latrobe in the pecking order. Fatt Catt told me at a Young Liberal dinner that of all the working gals at the Daily Planet 80 per cent went to Melbourne University. Catt herself said she wasn't one of them, as she dropped out from Mandeville Hall, the exclusive Catholic girls school.
What a reputation Melbourne University has. 80 per cent of working gals at Melbourne's leading brothel went to what is purported to be Victoria's best university. Don't send your kids to Melbourne.
Sir Les you appear to be a bit intoxicated again.
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