Fat crim Andrew Landeryou is full of sh*t

The ABC reports:


Toilet maker showcases poo-powered motorbike

Japan's best-known toilet maker has put a "poop-powered" motorbike on display at its showroom, saying it can drive 300 kilometres on a full load of gas made from animal waste.

Billed as the world's first waste-powered vehicle, the three-wheeler has a toilet in place of a regular seat and huge paper roll at the back.

But manufacturer TOTO was quick to point out that the vehicle's driver would not supply the "gas".

"The biogas it uses as fuel is not made from human waste. It's made from livestock waste and sewage," company spokesman Kenji Fujita said.

"We hope to raise awareness among customers about our green campaign through development of environmentally-friendly products such as water-saving showerheads and water-saving toilets."

The unique motorcycle proved a popular oddity with visitors to TOTO's showroom in a Tokyo suburb on Thursday.

"Customers seem very interested in the vehicle, some are taking photos," a showroom official said.

The company - which makes toilets equipped with an array of features including heated seats, water jets with pressure and temperature controls, and ambient background music - has no plans to commercialise the motorcycle.

Attach Vexnews editor, cross-dresser, "husband" of perjurer Kimberley Kitching, serial defamer and morbidly obese thief, fraud and failure Andrew Landeryou to the bike and it could go to the moon and back 45 times.

Yes, patriots. Fat Andrew Landeryou is that full of shit!

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Fat criminal Andrew Landeryou inspires crime

"Cross dressing robber charged" a report in Melbourne's oldest and most reputable news source The Age said today. What it did not talk about was Andrew Landeryou's involvement in the crimes.

These are the facts as reported: a sad sack 24 year old male has been charged, appeared in court in Geelong  and is being held on remand after holding up a servo south-west of Melbourne while dressed as woman. But there is more - as Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal.

The charged man is a long-term Vexnews reader. And this is what he told police:

"I love Vexnews and before I read that I always used to read Andrew Landeryou's blog of sleaze, the OC.

"I was impressed by the way fat Andrew always used to boast that he had never even been charged despite stealing $4 million from Solly Lew with a bit of help from his perjurer wife and Ed Dale in the IQ Corporation fraud and at least another million from the students at Melbourne Uni because of his connections with corrupt figures in Labor Unity. I also noted that Fat Andrew often claimed to be a woman called Shirley, Rita Randles or Cait Catt.

"I joined one of Richard Marles branches, mindful of how Fat Andrew had defamed his predecessor Gavan O'Connor for fighting branch-stacking and started committing crimes while dressed en transvesti. I now find myself in jail and it is all because I read Poxnews and Fat Andy's Blog of Sleaze."

The news... according to Vexnews

Morbidly obese thief and fraudster fat Andrew Landeryou - as this patriotic blog has reported before - is too drunk, too lazy and too busy attempting to keep his disbarred lawyer and perjurer cross dresser "wife" Kimberley Kitching's vain hopes of a political career alive to update his racist hate blog Poxnews.

Slanderyou New always recommends that no one visit Poxnews because of the certainty their internet banking, share trading, PayPal and similar accounts will be immediately be drained by fat man Landeryou's spybots that he created the site for to infect their computers.

There is no news there - because of Andrew Landeryou's gross intemperance.

All he does nowadays is link to other media outlets in the hope of attracting victims, but his news judgement is undermined by his drunkenness.

His main news story links today concerned a "raunchy" new performance by Duran Duran - who were at their prime when fat man Landeryou's corrupt and loathsome father was enjoying his few days as a minister before accusations of criminal conduct forced him to stand down a generation ago - and recycled reports of the "attack" on The Shire stars Vernessa and Sophie. What news?, the patriotic and law-abiding say.

Fat Cunt should give up and either turn himself into the law or suicide.

"Fat cunt Andy's ego and view of his own 'journalistic' skills are both infinitely 
more artificially inflated than even our breasts!"

The Greens-bashing story Andrew Landeryou can't report

Top silk Robert Richter QC hopes to spring Julian Knight, the Hoddle Street massacre gunman, from chokey. Andrew Landeryou should be all over the story. Why? Well, Richter's last big case, as fat crook Andrew Landeryou's former Crikey colleague Christian Kerr has reported, was representing Greens leaders Bob Brown and Christine Milne in front of a Senate Privileges Committee Hearing wanting to know if there was a link between their sudden interest in using the Senate to protect the business interests of multi-millionaire wotif.com founder Graeme Wood - and the fact that he had just given them $1.8 million.

Landeryou would normally be on to a link between the Greens leadership and a mass murdering bastard like Knight like a fly on to shit. Bun't he can't go anywhere near there. Why? Well, look at some of his lawyers.

When the morbidly obese crook was jailed after his blowout on home delivery KFC in Costa Rica with the proceeds of the infamous four million dollar IQ Corporation fraud he perpetrated with Ed Dale and wife (and perjurer) Kimberly Kitching) he chose as his barrister pro-Al-Quaeda terrorist lawyer Rob Stary.

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou can't talk about Richter because the man he hires has defended supporters of the murders of thousands in the name of Al Quaeda, not just the deaths of seven people in the housing estates of Collingwood.

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Andrew Landeryou, the frauster's friend

Morbidly obese criminal and part-time blogger Andrew Landeryou illegally obtained a seven figure sum from his fraudulent activities involving the Melbourne University Student Union. He stole $4 million from wealth and job creator Solly Lew in the infamous IQ Corporation scam (and his wife, disbarred lawyer Kimberley Kitching, perjured herself).

Given this record, it has come as no surprise that Andrew Landeryou has offered support and encouragement to figures such as Craig Thomson MP and Michael Williamson for their rorting of the HSU.

Landeryou, famously, once tried to steal a house, the Parkville mansion Wardlow. This crime was so egregious even his notoriously corrupt Centre Unity allies in the Bracks government were forced to step in.

Our Prime Minister Julia Gillard was also involved in an attempt to steal an abode, an altogether humbler affair only a 25 minute walk away from Wardlow in Kerr St (perhaps named after some worthy ancestor of Landy's Crikey colleague Christian Kerr) Fitzroy.

Brave whistleblower Ralph Blewitt (pictured above outside the property in question) is offering to tell the authorities all he knows about this heinous crime, and this has upset fat Andrew mightily.

Curiously though Landeryou offers no defence. All he does is attack the media outlets that have reported the story of Ms Gillard acting as an accessory in these crimes.Could it be that there is no defence? His friend Bill Shorten's pie shop blow-up yesterday suggests this key figure behind the Gillard Prime Ministership is feeling the strain.

With "journalistic" skills like this, no wonder Landeryou now devotes 95% of the time he spends on his dying sleazeblog Poxnews putting up links to LOL catz.

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