Toilet maker showcases poo-powered motorbike
Japan's best-known toilet maker has put a
"poop-powered" motorbike on display at its showroom, saying it can drive
300 kilometres on a full load of gas made from animal waste.
Billed as the world's first waste-powered vehicle, the three-wheeler has a toilet in place of a regular seat and huge paper roll at the back.
But manufacturer TOTO was quick to point out that the vehicle's driver would not supply the "gas".
"The biogas it uses as fuel is not made from human waste. It's made from livestock waste and sewage," company spokesman Kenji Fujita said.
"We hope to raise awareness among customers about our green campaign through development of environmentally-friendly products such as water-saving showerheads and water-saving toilets."
The unique motorcycle proved a popular oddity with visitors to TOTO's showroom in a Tokyo suburb on Thursday.
"Customers seem very interested in the vehicle, some are taking photos," a showroom official said.
The company - which makes toilets equipped with an array of features including heated seats, water jets with pressure and temperature controls, and ambient background music - has no plans to commercialise the motorcycle.
Attach Vexnews editor, cross-dresser, "husband" of perjurer Kimberley Kitching, serial defamer and morbidly obese thief, fraud and failure Andrew Landeryou to the bike and it could go to the moon and back 45 times.
Yes, patriots. Fat Andrew Landeryou is that full of shit!
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Landeryou failed to get the Paralympics to feature a competition for morally crippled internet stalkers and libellers. The fat crim thought he had a gold medal in the bag.
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DeleteCunty wins a gold medal most days in the paralytics
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ReplyDeleteI cant tell you exactly what they smell like from experience but i believe its like a musty fishy smell actually gross maybe if you missed a shower for a day or 2 youll being to smell like that.
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The third smell, of course, is the smell of the wearer's bottom and although this may be offputting, in fact it can be exremely nice (no kidding). If the wearer's bottom has left a small brown streak on the knickers and the streak is dry, it will have a sweetish smell rather like a certain flower whose name I don't know. The smell will often be exciting and not a bit like poo.
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Coprophilia [kop″ro-fil´e-ah]
ReplyDeleteAn absorbing interest in faeces or filth, particularly a paraphilia in which sexual arousal or activity is linked to faeces.
(Miller-Keane Encyclopaedia and Dictionary of Medicine, Nursing, and Allied Health, Seventh Edition. © 2003 by Saunders, an imprint of Elsevier, Inc. All rights reserved.)
Now the patriotic people who run this site can refer to Landeryou as the "morbidly obese criminal crossdressing coprophiliac and drunk Andrew Landeryou."
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Is this what you make Uzunov do to you, Andrew?
DeleteThe above panties and poo comments by mentally ill Landeryou prompted me to visit Vexnews, the intellectual mausoleum. I shoulda known better. Same childish shit with the madman's fake comments scattered liberally everywhere (get it, SCATtered!)
ReplyDeleteBrutus has prepared a special explosive Jackpot Rectal Rub for Landeryou's eventual arrival here. Geelong bikers supplied the fireworks free.
This blog is written by woman abuser and union fraudster Anthony Main. Enough said.
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DeleteWhy doesn't Main publish his salary?
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ReplyDeleteChannel Nine's advertising avalanche and woeful coverage of the recent Olympics resolves into obscurity by comparison.
There should be a Moral Cripples Paralympics so that vile sub-humans like Landeryou can compete with other criminal duds for extended prison sentences and public scourgings.
Landeryou's bowels and brains, which are indistinguishable, are rotting. Everything he touches turns to shit.
ReplyDeleteHe is becoming a dangerous community bio-hazard. RSPCA recommends he is put down quickly before Victoria is infected.
Landy has become the Gina Rinehart of the internet - a rich, bloated dilletante, wastrel, time-waster and obviously completely mad. Dim is, ahem, as 'big' as Gina, and just as daft too. Sgt Uzunov thinks that Africans on $2 a day are vastly overpaid. Ronnie the family pet gnaws at photos of Gina and dreams of blubber...
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