Fat crook Andrew Landeryou and his secret fantasy

The law abiding, hard working and patriotic sectors of the community were bemused today when the morbidly obese serial defamer, thief, fraud and failure Andrew Landeryou posted a link to an Elle feature on Versace through the ages on his phishing site of sleaze, Poxnews.

Landeryou is not known as a fashionista. Indeed, the last time he appeared in public, at the Sunshine Magistrates Court, he was wearing a three button suit that not only emphasised his waistline, but that he also clearly could not button up.

But Fat Cave insider Ronnie the Dog tells us "Andrew does not care for politics or power or money. He has just one obsession. He wants to look like Donatella Versace" (pictured below):

Andrew Landeryou is not only far, far, far madder than anyone has ever thought before. He would have to steal the equivalent of about ten times the cash he stole from Solly Lew to fund the surgery.
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