The election is a week away. So, it seems, is an Abbott government.
A large part of the Incoming Minister's Brief prepared by the Attorney-General's Department, or so we hear, patriots, is labelled "Landeryous". We hear it is all there, everything from his Melbourne University days to involvement in recent weeks with crimes at the HSU.
We also hear that they're all there: Fat Cunt himself, the female impersonator Dim, Big Bent Bill, the Sarge, Ronnie the Dog, Rapist Theo, George Sietz, Bill Shorten and dozens of corrupt suburban councillors and political staff; all there with details of their involvement the crimes of the Landeryou clan.
Poxnews stays silent. The OC (short for "outrageous crap") has been taken down. There has not been a peep from the entire gang throughout the campaign. Perhaps they are already here:
It makes sense. Sudden strange outbreaks of malodorous scents would be blamed on the volcano, not fat crim Andrew Landeryou's arse.
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