Did Craig Thomson fuck Andrew Landeryou?

Andrew Landeryou's links with the criminal cartel known as the Health Services Union have been well documented. These, however, may be more bizarre and perverse than ever imagined.

An HSU whistleblower has contacted Slanderyou New. This individual has provided a sworn statement saying:

"Craig Thomson's payments to escort agencies are well known. What remains completely obscure is the fact that the criminal Andrew Landeryou and his female impersonator wife Kimberley Kitching hypnotised Thommo.

"He paid over the odds for escort services on several visits to Melbourne thinking he was enjoying St Kilda's finest when all he was doing was fucking Landeryou up the arse. The fat cunt loved it and the money went straight to his nefarious purposes."

Slanderyou New hopes Eric Abetz's Royal Commission will investigate further.

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