Christmas Andrew Landeryou style

Law abiding patriotic people often say "Christmas in the Fat Cave must be pretty interesting. After all, Andrew Landeryou bankrupted his old man through his incompetence as a business man and criminality. He also forged his brother-in-law's signature on company documents, even though he was too lazy to get the spelling right. It must be a scream when the family get together."

The truth is less interesting. There is no Christmas at the Fat Cave.

Fat Andrew Landeryou spends the day, like he spends most days, slumped in a pool of piss in a drunken stupour and devoting his brief periods of consciousness to eating KFC.

As for his wife, the noted perjurer and would-be Member for Wills, Kimberley Kitching, such is her predilection for lying, even while under oath, that if you greet her this Sunday with a cheery "Merry Christmas" she will reply "What do you mean? It's August 8!"

A Merry Christmas to all law-abiding and patriotic people everywhere.

Hopefully 2012 will be the year that Andrew Landeryou is charged, tried and convicted and delivered to the tender mercies of the Hot Rodding Men of Barwon Jail.

Andrew celebrating Christmas in the days when he was thinner.

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Shootings in Brunswick

Why is it that every time the news comes out that a criminal has been shot in Brunswick it turns out that the criminal is not Andrew Landeryou? It is such a pity.

It would be easy to shoot Landeryou too. He is such a large target.
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The beginning of the end for fat crim Andrew Landeryou

The end is drawing nigh for the morbidly obese criminal Andrew Landeryou and the senior Labor Unity figures and appointees who have protected him during his 20 year plus crime rampage.

The reputable journalists of The Age report a Victorian anti-corruption watchdog is on the way. They says "Victoria will have its first anti-corruption commissioner before the end of the year, following the introduction of landmark legislation creating an overarching corruption watchdog."

Good news for patriotic law abiding citizens. Bad news for Andrew Landeryou.

Things must be already getting desperate at the Fat Cave. On his evil Blog of Sleaze Landeryou today posted a link to information on how to crack a safe.

Putting up the link is a criminal offence, true, but at least now the authorities will know what he and Kimberley have been doing.
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It will be bad before Barwon for Buddha Boy

Thanks to his Costa Rica flit every page of the voluminous files our law enforcement agencies hold on Andrew Landeryou is stamped "Flight Risk".

That means when the law finally catches up with him there will be no bail. Fat Andy will be locked up in remand, and Melbourne's most reputable news source, The Age, has made it clear remand is not a pleasant place to be.

"People on criminal charges are spending up to two weeks in police cells - often without access to exercise yards, natural light and visitors - because of chronic overcrowding in Victoria's remand prisons," it reported on Sunday.

It couldn't happen to a nicer cunt, in our humble view!
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Andy will find the views were better at Parkville

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Andrew Landeryou poetry competition

Hearing a judge say "Andrew Landeryou, you are hereby sentenced to 50 years for theft, fraud, forgery, perjury, contempt of court, breaches of the tax, corporate and electoral laws and abuse of a retard (Sargent Sasha Uzunov) with a non-parole period of 40 years," would be poetry to our ears, but in absence of those remarks the team at Slanderyou New thought we would have a poetry competition on the subject of the fat crook.

Our effort is below. Please post your entries in the comments thread. The winning entry will be immortalised in a special post on Slanderyou New.

Fat crim Landeryou was arrested

In remand he was beaten and molested

At Barwon the Hot Rodders gang banged his arse

Thus did justice come to pass.

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