A senior office holder in Premier John Brumby’s Labor Party is a perjurer who lived an ostentatious life of luxury funded by the proceeds of theft and fraud, Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal.
The news threatens to destroy the Premier’s hopes of re-election on November 27.
Premier John Brumby will look even glummer when asked why
the perjurer Dimberely Ditching is a senior office holder in his party
Dimberley Ditching, 40 stone, was elected a vice president of Victorian Labor at the notoriously corrupt party’s state conference in June this year.
Ms Ditching is the partner of the convicted thief and fraudster* Andrew Landeryou, notorious for the millions he illegally obtained from the MUSA and Solly Lew frauds and stashed offshore.
Ms Ditching lived in a Parkville mansion and drove a luxury BMW car both funded by her husband’s crimes until he fled overseas in an effort to avoid the law and she was declared bankrupt.
She was also an officer of her husband’s dodgy company IQ Corporation, the vehicle used to steal millions of dollars from Mr Lew.
Yet when called to account in the courts Ms Ditching denied all knowledge of her husband’s activities and the sources of his supposed wealth in a cut and dried case of perjury.
Ms Ditching now helps support her husband’s little-read Vexnews, a website devoted to criminal libels and planting phishing tools in the computers of the few people foolish enough to visit it in an effort to steal their online banking and share trading details.
Decent law abiding citizens were shocked that that such a person could hold office in the Premier’s party when Slanderyou New informed them yesterday.
“That’s a disgrace,” one mother of three said. “I was a Labor supporter up until I heard this news but I’m now voting Green.”
A friend who was with her agreed. “These people should be in jail,” the woman said. “No one will vote Labor if they know the party is full of people with such a blatant disregard for the law.
“It’s the Greens for me too.”
* Andrew Landeryou has been convicted of multiple counts of theft and fraud (amongst other crimes) in the Court of Public Opinion
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The comments about Kimberley are disgusting and disgraceful. They are a total pack of lies, as one would expect from SlanderyouNew. Kimberley as a Melbourne City Councillor claimed not one cent for expenses. She had no overseas junkets. She was a hard working decent councillor who cared for the people she represented.
ReplyDeleteWe need more people like Kimberley. She will make one of Victoria's best parliamentarians and will ultimately be Premier. She is a great lady.
Andrew (Cait Catt) sure knows how to frighten the crap out of people.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of amnesiac Kim Kitchen ever being a parliamentarian let alone Premier made my knees knock. It made me check my wallet and bank balance.
I hope the odd couple don't find I am writing a biography of the Landeryou crime dynasty. Andrew was a one-man crime wave before he became a nazi propagandist and stalker
ReplyDeleteI have reason to believe Kim is snacking on my dry dog food.
I still continue to admire Andrew's wonderful ability to write a rubbishy blog one handed, while fiddling with himself with the other.
ReplyDeleteMost people would have to concentrate on one or the other.
Criminal Andrew Landeryou writes (using one of his many female false identities) that Kimberley Kitching "had no overseas junkets".
ReplyDeleteThat was because the law prohibits bankrupts from leaving the country.
Kim, Andrew, Big Bent Bill,the sex pest Theo, George Seitz, Justin Madden and Stephen Newnham will all be in jail soon along with a string of other corrupt and criminal Labor Unity figures.
The Age says: LABOR will blitz inner-Melbourne households with attack leaflets about the Greens following secret party research.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a rerun of the Kororoit election in 2008 in which Landy's fraudulent and misleading attack leaflets buggared candidate Les Twentyman's chances. Will the creepy stalker get another $50K cheque from a grateful government?
I rather doubt that this statement by visiting ratbag 'Cait Catt' can be proved:
ReplyDelete"Kimberley as a Melbourne City Councillor claimed not one cent for expenses".
It cannot easily be disproved either, without access to MCC financial records. I found it strange that there is little to be found about Ms Kitchen's time as a Councillor on the net.
This either means she was a rather inactive councillor, apart from her Streets and Lanes committee - or that she was publicity shy because of Andrew's depredations.
Maybe she was far too busy helping to milk the IQ Corp milch cow.
ReplyDeleteAndrew can't have a political career because of his nefarious past.
Neither can Kim for the same reasons.
Kim is a very big target.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the plan was that Kim's separation from the fat chump was enough to separate her from the IQ Corp scandal.
ReplyDeleteNot so, Kim! The IQ Corp company papers that disappeared are your's alone to account for.
There are many millions of dollars still missing.
Why isn't Ted Baillieu on the attack over Dimberley's perjury and the fact she was an accessory to and beneficiary of theft and fraud on a grand scale?
ReplyDeleteFat Cunt has been really torn today. Sophie Mirabella has put the boot into the Greens, but it was Sophie who blew the whistle on Fat Cunt's corrupt kleptocracy at Melbourne Uni. Should he run it or not?
ReplyDeleteIn the end Fat Cunt decided he hates the Greens more than he hates the person who lead to his humiliating and unprecedented sacking as union president.
After all I guess Fat Cunt got his own back for that with his massive MUSA fruad that netted him millions in ill-gotten gains that he still has stashed offshore and he needs to keep the corrupt Labor government that has kept the law off his back in power.
Watch your language 10.14. You won't convince anyone with your vile tongue that ought to be washed out in phenol.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Landeryou has endorsed this book:
ReplyDeleteAmazon sells book offering advice to pedophiles
November 11, 2010 - 8:40AM
Amazon.com is selling a self-published guide that offers advice to pedophiles, and that has generated outrage on the internet and threats to boycott the retailer.
The availability of "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" calls into question whether Amazon has any procedures — or even an obligation — to vet books before they are sold in its online stores. Amazon did not respond to multiple email and phone messages.
The title is an electronic book available for Amazon's Kindle e-reader and the company's software for reading Kindle books on mobile phones and computers. Amazon allows authors to submit their own works and shares revenue with them.
Amazon issues guidelines banning certain materials, including those deemed offensive. However, the company doesn't elaborate on what constitutes offensive content, saying simply that it is "probably what you would expect". Amazon also doesn't promise to remove or protect any one category of books.
The author of "The Pedophile's Guide", listed as Philip R. Greaves II, argues that pedophiles are misunderstood, as the word literally means to love a child. The author adds that it is only a crime to act on sexual impulses toward children, and offers advice that purportedly allows pedophiles to abide by the law.
Many users on Twitter called on Amazon to pull the book, and a few threatened to boycott the retailer until it does.
This isn't the first time Amazon has come under attack for selling objectionable content in its store. In 2002, the United States Justice Foundation, a conservative group, threatened to sue Amazon for selling "Understanding Loved Boys and Boylovers". That title is still available through Amazon.
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I hear that Landeryou offered Sergeant Sasha Uzunov and a group of fellow residents in his "care in the community" facility a KFC drumstick each if they protested outside Bob Brown's Melbourne Press Club speech today and carried banners Stephen Newnham gave them.
ReplyDeleteI also hear that when they went to get their payment the Sarge and his friends were given IOUs.
Landeryou was refused entry to the Melbourne Pres Club lunch at the Windsor today on the grounds that (a) he isn't a journalist and does not represent a media organisation and (b) his cheque had bounced.
ReplyDeleteMy family have begun referring to Landy as "The Incredible Hulk".
ReplyDeleteHe is turning green, he is huge, and he frequently goes on madcap rampages.
I think it disgraceful that Australia's leading journalist was refused admission today to the Press Club. Clearly SlanderyouNew is influencing the Press Club, many of their members being jealous of the fact that Vexnews scoops them so much.
ReplyDeleteThose nasty syringe style photoshop images have started appearing on Vexnews again. Last time I saw them was when Landeryou was trying to decapitate Les Twentyman OAM and former Victorian of the Year during the Kororoit election in 2008.
ReplyDeleteThe nasty wanker might have shafted poor old Les, but he can't dent the tsunami of the deadly Green Tide.
Be on the winning side, Landy, and vote Green!
Has anyone else noticed that El Gordo has laid off the Greens today. Perhaps his masters have finally realised that hysterical and entirely outrageous attacks by a known criminal don't do much good for their cause.
ReplyDeleteGiven that Labor sent staffers to protest outside the Windsor yesterday I'm surprised that they didn't put their greatest asset, Andrew Landeryou, out there too. Voters would have flocked to the flag if they saw a morbidly obese man in a dress screaming semi-coherent drunken abuse at Bob Brown while simultaneously trying to pick his pockets.
ReplyDeleteEven mad Landeryou must be wondering how Australia's legal system has been secretly usurped to include a huge new raft of charges unimaginable five years ago.
ReplyDeleteMost worrying to Landeryou would be the new, unannounced charge of 'using a carriage service to menace, harass, or offend'. A Carriage Service is the out-of-control AFP's weird code for the internet. These are the folk looking over your shoulder as you surf the net in the privacy of your own home. They make the Stasi look benevolent. Any SC or QC worth their salt could make carriage service charges seem absurd and laughable.
The Age tonight reports: 'Zhang appeared this afternoon in Melbourne Magistrates Court charged with operating a business involving the sexual servitude of others and with engaging in conduct that caused another person to enter debt bondage'.
WTF is 'sexual servitude' and does 'engaging in conduct that caused another person to enter debt bondage' mean we can bring a class action against politicians for the 38 cent a litre petrol excise tax, the indexed grog and ciggie taxes, and the hundreds of other taxes and charges sending us all broke'?
What part of 'debt bondage' don't those political cretins understand?
Landeryou isn't on the electoral roll and contributes nothing to the wacky New Australia our pollies have created. Luckily, he like us, must suffer the hellish, overcrowded, over-legislated nanny nation we all must now endure.
Victorians vote in less than a fortnight but Landy is still too lazy to bother updating Poxnews on the weekend, unless of course his masters have finally realised that every smear he publishes on his sleazy site loses them votes to the Greens
ReplyDeleteI am different to many of the correspondents to this magnificent blog. I feel sorry for Andrew Landeryou and strongly believe he is entitled to alcohol and drug dependency rehab and psychiatric treatment. The guy deserves it. He is a nutter.
ReplyDeleteHe is an obsessive-compulsive, anal-retentive, hate-filled extreme right-wing propagandist with an addiction to stalking. His blog accurately reflects all this.
He is a lamentably poor, lazy, indisciplined writer who religiously slumbers on weekends even though Vexnews is offered as a 'news source'. For Landeryou, weekends consist of binge-drinking, binge-eating and binge-onanism.
The Age belatedly is reporting on the approaching CFA volunteers crisis. Nothing on Vexnews, of course.
ReplyDeleteI retired from CFA in 2006 after 21 years service. My wife got sick of all the endless meetings, petrol costs and pressure on brigade and group management teams of which I was a humble member.
I'm not blaming CFA altogether (although it deserves a big kick in a heap of areas). Governments thrive on volunteerism, the cheap alternative. I just bought a new fire pump for my backyard. I will be defending my own home and not the community from here on in.
Sorry.
Vex News is widely read by all who matter. The Liberals in Victoria wisely accepted advice from Vexnews that the evil Greens pose a threat to this country almost as bad as that posed by the Communists in years past.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Ted Baillieu for accepting wise advice from the columns of Australia's premier news source, Vexnews.
Always remember that the predecessor to Vexnews, the OC, won the inaugural Walkley blog award. Vexnews would win a Walkley too, but SlanderyouNew money now bribes the Walkley judges with so much tomato juice that this is now very unlikely.
Vexnews won't be getting a Walkley Award anytime soon, but I can see a lot more stalking Apprehended Violence Orders (AVOs) ahead.
ReplyDeleteThe Walkley Committee doesn't award a blog prize. Never has. Jack Marx has a Walkley Award
ReplyDeletefor a piece about Rusty Crow that originally appeared in his blog and was later published in the Fairfax papers, which allowed it to qualify.
Stephen Mayne has two Walkleys, but Andrew Landeryou hasn't any perhaps he is jealous about Mayne's awards.
Maybe in El Gordo drunken fantasyland he might believe he won one but not in the sober real world.
Walkleys are for ethical journalists, who write balanced pieces and talk to their subjects, not muckrackers, who are too scared to approach their subjects.
Besides there is nothing in Buddha Boy's Wiki entry about any awards so that can't be true. El Gordo was always rewriting his Wiki entry - that was until he was banned.
It can be revealed here that Landeryou won't be relying on 'privilege' or any other weird defences at his next court appearance(s).
ReplyDeleteHe will in future rely on the defence of 'somnambulance', or that he writes all his libels while asleep. He relies on witnesses like Kim Kitchen and Sgt. Uzunov that he imbibes at least two quarts of port every night. This renders him insensible and, during the day, he sleepwalks to his PC, there to write the most abominable defamations against people he has never met.
Landeryou will, as usual, cravenly come up with a courtroom 'deal' that allows him to apologise while planning his next malevolence. That is what sets him apart from ordinary, common or garden, crims. He is a determined foul-mouthed, stalker that broke his mother's heart.
Ha! Ha!
ReplyDeleteLanderyou is the only human I know who has nearly drowned himself on land. The fat prick chugs down plenty of Theo's expensive claret too. I sometimes feel like chucking him a lifebuoy, but then I roll over and go to sleep.
I always hide my top-shelf liquor when Andrew is coming over to my Williamstown pad.
ReplyDeleteMe too! I always tell Andy that I'm a bit 'SHORT on' grog when he lobs over.
ReplyDelete"Vex News is widely read by all who matter."
ReplyDeleteGood God! Andrew is so drunk he can't even remember how he renders the name of his hate blog.
Andrew's wiki entry cotains numerous falsehoods placed there by a Western Australian editor who is a failed candidate and who is Greens-friendly.
ReplyDeleteRe the fat cunts Walkley
ReplyDeleteJust like the drunken bum spells the name of his own blog here as Vex News rather than Vexnews cunty has also managed to come up with three different spellings of Walkley.
He once wrote about the Walkeley Blog Prize. Who knows. There may be some special recognition for really shit awful blogs full of evil lies and smears and distortion called the Walkeley but Vexnews or Vex News or the Blog of Sleaze are Walkley Award winners and neither is fat criminal Andrew Landeryou
Adam Shand made a typo. He meant to say are not. His comment as it is worded suggests that Vex News or Vexnews did win a Walkley, which is the opposite to what Adam meant to say.
ReplyDeleteFrom the UK Guardian. It sounds like Landy.
ReplyDeleteThe BBC’s website has nearly 100 blogs and invites its readers to “have your say” on an enormous range of topics, from Westminster to the weather.
But one of the corporation’s most familiar faces, Andrew Marr, has dismissed bloggers as “inadequate, pimpled and single”, and citizen journalism as the “spewings and rantings of very drunk people late at night”.
Marr, the BBC’s former political editor who now presents BBC1’s flagship Sunday morning show, said: “Most citizen journalism strikes me as nothing to do with journalism at all.
“A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed young men sitting in their mother’s basements and ranting. They are very angry people,” he told the Cheltenham Literary Festival. “OK – the country is full of very angry people. Many of us are angry people at times. Some of us are angry and drunk”.
“But the so-called citizen journalism is the spewings and rantings of very drunk people late at night.
“It is fantastic at times but it is not going to replace journalism.”
Andrew Marr sounds like a Lib Dem.
ReplyDeleteAnother Vexnews scoop:
ReplyDeleteTOO LATE? Libs decisive move on Greens preferences welcomed by the heartland
By Nick Mack ⋅ November 16, 2010
The otherwise unremitting boredom offered to the Victorian electorate through Labor’s reassuring managerialism and an ineffective Opposition was shattered last Sunday. Mercifully shattered.
The Liberal Party’s decision to direct its preferences to Labor over the Greens has breathed into its own campaign. It has talkback radio running hot; it has had Green twitters gasping in amazement; and it has sent several Labor MPs potentially a lifeline back to Spring Street.
Most politicos expected the Liberals to preference the Greens ahead of Labor. Baillieu certainly was dragged screaming and kicking. He had Jeff Kennett telegraphing the Leader’s views on his behalf, which included an attack on now vindicated Senator Helen Kroger. Some are still complaining anonymously to journalists that she ought not have spoken out at all. History and the overwhelming positive response to the decision will vindicate her.
The reasons for the change has more to do with the perceived long term viability of the Liberal Party, not principle.
That is not to say principles have not been upheld – namely the protection of the Party’s meaningful brand. The principle was not, however, upheld as a matter of course by those who decided preference – the Leader himself, the State Director, Tony Nutt and the State President, Dr David Kemp.
Like the anti-ETS campaign a year ago, it was rank and file members of the Party sending emails and phoning Party headquarters, 104, that shifted decision makers away the received wisdom about ‘Labor is the only real enemy’.
Their target: Dr Kemp. Their threat: mass resignation.
That is not to say the Administrative Committee had not counseled the troika against backing the Greens – overwhelmingly it did.
The decision to damage the Greens – largely seen as ‘ecological Marxists’ to use Andrews’ catchphrase and not as benign conservationists by Liberal branch members – was another example of grassroots revolt against the anti-industrialism at the heart of Australia’s Greens.
The Libs took notice of Vexnews. Congratulations Andrew. Your political judgment is first class.
ReplyDeleteSelf-congratulation is akin to self abuse.
ReplyDeleteAndrew's love wand is smaller than his pinkies, and covered in thick skin from decades of ill-treatment.
The ETS and Carbon Tax, which taxpayers don't like or understand, is getting another firm shove from Gillard and Combet. It looks like a form of electoral suicide. But is it just another smokescreen?
ReplyDeletePoliticians are detestable liars, and profligate spenders of tax revenue. Their contribution to modern Australia has been minimal.
Politicians' contribution to modern Australia has been minimal--except for deregulating the corporate crooks, bringing us the GFC, choking capital cities with 'refugees', cranking up and indexing weird new taxes and charges.
ReplyDeleteThese dirtbags are responsible for much of the unhappiness and depression of the people they are supposed to be representing.
Talking about white-collar corporate crooks, Westpac CEO Gail Kelly will get $55 million in salaries over the next five years. She is virtually useless and obscenely glutinous for dollars. It may be that corporate watchdogs can't control boardroom criminality. But executives are not entitled to rob the organisations that employ them. The message being sent to ordinary Australians is a sickening one of complete corruption, crookedness and personal greed. The performance of boards and CEOs in recent years has been lamentable. Yet, they congratulate one another with multi-million dollar pats on the back.
ReplyDeleteBuild MUCH bigger jails!
The Brumby government is spending heaps on the concept of volunteering on TV. Volunteers save government millions, perhaps billions of dollars. But The Age has discovered a CFA volunteer living in a shed who lost his home fighting the black Saturday holocaust.
ReplyDeleteThis is a vile betrayal by CFA and the goverment. There is in CFA an upstairs/downstairs distinction between paid members (the minority) and volunteers. I found as a Vol that, when injured, I received proper attention on several occasions. But I also found that as a brigade manager (or brigades group officer) that CFA could be contrary and niggardly.
At one time, years ago, the CFA and government spared no expence to properly care for CFA volunteers. I was lucky to withdraw from CFA in 2007 before the macro-economic reform nuts took over.
I regard myself as a lucky survivor of my gift to my community. CFA volunteers, without full committment from new boss Euan Ferguson and John Brumby will continued to wither.
"Nick Mack" must be about the only male false identity Landeryou still uses unless "Nick" is short for Nicola
ReplyDeleteThe call by the Brumby government for a boot camp might have come from Bronwyn Bishop. As a parent I would be frightened for my kids to be in the charge of pedophile teachers, and there are plenty of them, even senior administrators. Say no to pedophile teachers. Say no to the promotion of pedophile teachers by the Brumby government.
ReplyDeleteBrumby Boot Camp Syllabus:
ReplyDelete(Core Values)
Political Indoctrination Sing-along - a three hour rockin' rave session by the "Theophannous Brothers".
Forum Discussion 'Compliance is good' - A coalition of prison guards, bikers, debt collectors and council rangers put the kids through a crash course in goose-step marching. Slow learners will be publicly humiliated.
'The evils of public ownership of valuable assets' - Jeff Kennett.
'How to defend yourself' - featuring a real mounted police baton charge.
'How to undermine democracy using libel and stalking' - Andrew Landeryou.
'How to rake in zillions' - Gail Kelly.
'How to pretend to be someone else' - Cait Catt.
The Premier's "Education for Life" Boot Camp is a ludicrous idea. The present ALP government has been woeful, lazy and has created chaos in Melbourne. My wife wants to go to live in the Falkland Islands (which are almost uninhabitable). Despite this, she says we would be far better off there.
ReplyDeleteI was a school cadet and later, as a Nasho, I missed going to Vietnam by 10 days because Whitlam got in. I found the army a mighty weird place, and those two years of national service were expunged from my mind because they were a useless waste of time. The majority lucky enough to avoid national service got on with their lives and careers. I had to try to catch up. It was the first time I was betrayed by politicians. I have been dudded many times since. I loathe them. If I have any say, my grandkids won't be going to a boot camp political talkfest anytime soon.
ReplyDeletePremier Brumby (quoted bt The Age) says: "We want the next generation to have a clear set of values; a generation that understands their obligations and responsibilities; a generation that will become good adults - and, in their turn, good parents."
ReplyDeleteEmpty words from any empty government.