Andrew Landeryou: a bigger loser than Anna Bligh

Queensland Labor will have about eight members when the new state parliament sits.

Deluded and derange fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou has no stories on the Queensland election outcome on his little-liked and less read Blog of Sleaze.

QED: Andrew Landeryou is a bigger lose than Anna Bligh.

Presumably Landeryou is still speechless with admiration for Bill Ludwig's corrupt AWU regime in Queensland that first gave the world Wayne Swan and now Saturday's outcome.

And so we patriotic people present the picture below.

De Nile is a river in Egypt, fat cunt!

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Lies, smears, hate, envy and gluttony from fat crook Andrew Landeryou

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou has a new enemy! Yes, the morbidly obese drunk and criminal is using his little liked and less read Blog of Sleaze to attack his fellow Liberal, pollster Mark Textor.

It is easy to see why Landeryou hates Textor. Textor has been successful in both business and politics. Landeryou's record in both has been beyond embarrassing. Textor also has a column in one of Australia's oldest and most respected journals of record, The Sydney Morning Herald, while Landeryou's sole brush with the world outside hateblogging was a brief involvement with a low-powered, short lived radio station that was shut down as it had no listeners.

Landeryou appears to have accused Textor of a bizarre crime. "Solly Lew was at my wedding," he Tweeted in response to a gibe from Textor.

Landeryou appears to be accusing Textor of stealing millions of dollars from his wedding guests, just as he defrauded Lew of millions (his wife Dimberley subsequently committed multiple counts of evidence and contempt of court when she lied and lied again in the court actions that followed).

In other news this week, News.com.au has introduced us to Jordan Tirekidis, a Sydney man who weighs 300 kilos.

"For breakfast it's 10 hash browns and two large coffees, lunch is two Big Macs with fries and dinner time usually serves up four Whopper burgers," it reports.

"And if that's not enough, there's custard tarts and lamingtons to fill the gaps between meals - and it's all washed down with almost a litre of Coke."

Andrew Landeryou weighs 750 kilograms. For breakfast it's usually eighteen Zinger burgers washed down with a flagon of Rutherglen Rotgut port. Lunch is five Family Feast tubs of KFC and more port, but on the hour, every hour, it's at least one of the Colonel's Super Variety Buckets, more KFC burgers and more Rotgut port.

As he becomes increasingly intoxicated during the day, Landeryou steadily devours more and more KFC burger boxes.

To permit this gluttony, he vomits frequently. He is also given industrial-duty enemas by a mentally retarded minion, "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov. His duties also involve cleaning the regurgitation away. Landeryou has convinced the subnormal Uzunov that this is SAS training.
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Andrew Landeryou: first with the worst

Vexnews' reporting is as truthful as the evidence Kimberley Kitching gives under oath.

Take the morbidly obese thief and fraudster's claim earlier this year that the Premier's chief of staff Michael Kapel was going to get the seat of Kew. Days later it was announced he was off to San Francisco.

This week the fat crook has announced Australia Post boss Ahmed Fahour was going to become chairman of the Future Fund, Wrong, wrong and wrong.

Vexnews is as full of shit as its KFC-stuffed editor in chief, sole reporter and copy boy.

First with the worst? First with the least accurate, anyway,

Bruce Hawker: patriot, hero

"Everybody who knows Vexnews know that it has no credibility whatsoever" Bruce Hawker told the media on Sunday, announcing his intention to take legal action against the liar Andrew Landeryou. "It's not a good source of information."

Bruce has been a member of the ALP since 1978. He has worked on more than 30 federal, state and territory campaigns, most of them successful.

Andrew Landeryou, in contrast, is a thief and a fraudster. His wife Kimberley Kitching is a perjurer who lived a life of luxury on the proceeds of his criminality, then lied about it all when quizzed in court, who plans to have a political career based on his and his colleagues corruption. If either of them are allowed anywhere near the Wills campaign, there will be a double digit swing to the Greens. If Kitching is the candidate, the seat will be theirs.

Bruce's mobile number is 0411 743 32-*. Patriots should give him a call to pass on their congratulations on his decision to head to court and ask if they can join him in a class action.

Our picture below shows Vexnews being published and the fate of anybody who takes its contents seriously.

* Sorry patriots. We got cold feet at the last moment. We just wanted to show that unlike Andrew Landeryou who just swallows shit from the ShorCons and a few dumb young Liberals, we have some genuine party connections. You can however contact Bruce here to pass on your congratulations. Big Bent Bill Landeryou is supposed to be out of the bankruptcy imposed on him thanks to his son's criminality and incompetence as a businessman (almost as big as his incompetence as a 'journalist'). It will be funny for Da to emerge from bankruptcy only for Junior to be forced back in. As Andrew has obviously had help from Kimberley to keep his head above board Bruce should sue her too. Her (second) bankruptcy will preclude her from running for parliament and help our party no end in Wills.
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