Andrew Landeryou on methamphetamine shock!

Less than 48 hours after a naked, drug addled maniac chewed the face off a homeless man in Miami, authorities fear Andrew Landeryou is hopped up on the same dope.

The Miami crime scene. If Landeryou had been involved the photographer would

have needed to use a very, very wide angle lens indeed.

The morbidly obese lazy drunken criminal updated his hateblog Poxnews not once but TWICE today.

True, both updates were shite - one a cut and paste job, stolen from an international news outlet, the other a "Please, please, please I could be the next Steve Price if I wasn't drunk all the time and as trustworthy and reliable as an Iranian liaison officer with the UN nuclear weapons detection team" sermon from the Reverend "Do as I say, not as I do" Landeryou - but Landeryou's unprecedented productivity levels have amazed and terrified the law abiding and patriotic.

"Landeryou is clearly drugged," an expert told Slanderyou New, "on some demonic form of methamphetamine. For such a notorious bum to do so much work when it will make him no money and will be read by no one as everyone knows Vexnews is nothing but the deranged criminal fantasies of a madman and failure and when all sane people steer clear of the site as they also know it  loaded with malware that steals the credit card and online banking and share trading details of everyone stupid enough to visit the site means he must be high as a kite if not higher.

"He is off his face, but may soon be biting faces off."

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Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic: Part IV

Hard working, law abiding and honest people often say "God, that Dimberley Ditching looks like a man in drag". Now, here is the real story.

 A man

The noted perjurer and former disgraced Melbourne City Councillor and perpetual candidate of the Tammany Hall faction of the extreme Right of the ALP was born a male.

Dimberley's parents had high hopes for him/her but were incredibly cheap. They made their son sit every scholarship exam there was in the hope he/she would win a top-rank education without them having to part with a zak.

When Dimberley won a scholarship to a leading girls school, that was it. He would be a she.

Puberty etc left Dimberley with dilemmas, but then she heard of Andrew Landeryou, a noted criminal whose own genitals had vanished beneath folds of flab before he was an adolescent. Dim knew she had found a man.

Andrew, despite strange sexual desires of his own, needed to get married in his efforts to cement a role as a powerbroker of the extreme Right of the ALP. He would not be picky about the true gender of his spouse. The pair went through a blasphemous mockery of the sacrament of marriage. Not only did they share the same wedding photographer as Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee Furnes and Liberal boss Brian Loughnane and Peta Credlin. They refused to pay the bill, let alone the extra charges for breaking the camera because they were so ugly.

It all went like a dream until the night when sex pest Theo Theophanous attempted to rape Dim in the toilets at a fundraiser for the extreeme Right Senator Stephen Conroy. He returned to the table looking most disconcerted.

Landeryou and Dim however blackmailed him into silence. Dimberley's true gender has not been revealed until this law abiding and patriotic blog.

But just as Dim has lied about so many things while under oath, most notably in his egregious perjuries in the IQ fraud case, the fact remains: she is a he. Fat Andrew Landeryou is married to a man in drag.

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Holed-up madman taking shots

VicPol has confirmed a holed-up madman is in a house in Strathmore, taking shots at everything decent patriotic and law abiding Australians hold sacred.

They have names the offender as career criminal Andrew Landeryou, known as "Fatness".

"Landeryou blasts away at everything that makes this country great day after day on his blog of sleaze Poxnews," a VicPol spokesman said.

Landeryou is believed to be in the property with an individual of indeterminate sex known as Dimberley Ditching, herself suspected of perjury crimes, a shady figure known only as "Sergeant" Sacha Uzunov and a little dog named Ronnie.

"If it's a toss-up between Ronnie and the Sarge over who's the brightest," police told Slanderyou New, "we go for Ronnie."

Police officials said the Strathmore situation was being treated as a major incident.

"It's far more menacing than that situation a few clicks down the road at Keilor East," one said.
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Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic: Part III

As revealed exclusively by Slanderyou New, Big Bent Bill prostituted his wife to raise funds for illegal and unconstitutional branch stacking activities. He also let his fellow corrupt members of Centre Unity have their way with her. It was in one of these sessions that the prostitute obsessed George Seitz fathered young Andrew.

Not content with pimping out his wife to raise funds for illicit activities Big Bent Bill Landeryou prostituted young Andrew to paedophiles. He bought his son's silence with KFC, creating the intense psycho sexual relationship the sleazy blogger has with the fatty food.

Such was the frequency with which young Andrew was prostituted out and given KFC that he became morbidly obese at an early age. As he became fatter and fatter, he could only be pimped out to the most perverse of paedophiles. More and more KFC followed.

By the age of 11 Andrew Landeryou was so obese that his penis vanished amongst folds of flab. He has not seen it since.

Ever since then Landeryou has had to strip off and stand in a shower to urinate. His micturations come trickling out amongst the flab. He then showers to clean himself.

Naturally, this was a source of great and deep humiliation at both school and university.

Landeryou, now in his mid forties, has not seen his penis in more than 30 years. He has never experienced an orgasm or used his virile member in any erotic or sensual way.

The lower reaches of Andrew Landeryou before his most recent weight gain

The more he turns to the bottle in his failure the worse his becomes. Fatcave sources say that Landeryou now pisses himself where he sits and forces his mentally subnormal gimp "Sergeant" Sascha Uzunov to attempt to towel the crevices clean.

Landeryou's three decade long disconnect from his manhood may also explain why he went through an evil parody of the sacrament of marriage with the notorious female impersonator Kimberley Kitching, but that will have to wait until the next extract in this patriotic and law abiding series. 








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The Peter Slipper scandal snares Andrew Landeryou

If you blinked you would have missed it, but the News Limited Sundays contained a fascinating factoid on the Peter Slipper/James Ashby case today:

"Mr Ashby has now lodged a formal complaint of victimisation against a website, denying allegations he was paid or politically motivated in his claims" Samantha Maiden wrote. "On Friday, Mr Ashby lodged a complaint of victimisation under the Sex Discrimination Act with the Australian Human Rights Commission. His move followed allegations -- which cannot be detailed for legal reasons -- on an internet gossip site"

It has to be Poxnews. The News Limited lawyers have obviously told Maiden the stuff is toxic. Landeryou and Maiden have happily played Twitter tag together in the past. Today she won't mention him or point to his site or even offer a hint about what the allegations are or where they might be found because they mean nothing but big, big trouble.

 Fat crim Andrew Landeryou is in for a white knuckle ride at Barwon and his lies about James Ashby have just brought jail closer!

Fat boy is in a pickle. Forget Sex Discrimination complaints. He will soon be experiencing indiscriminate sexual assault at the hands of Brutus Beefcake and the lads from Barwon Jail.

Fat boy is in a pickle. Forget Sex Discrimination complaints. He will soon be experiencing indiscriminate sexual assault at the hands of Brutus Beefcake and the lads from BarwJail..

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