The Miami crime scene. If Landeryou had been involved the photographer would
have needed to use a very, very wide angle lens indeed.
The morbidly obese lazy drunken criminal updated his hateblog Poxnews not once but TWICE today.
True, both updates were shite - one a cut and paste job, stolen from an international news outlet, the other a "Please, please, please I could be the next Steve Price if I wasn't drunk all the time and as trustworthy and reliable as an Iranian liaison officer with the UN nuclear weapons detection team" sermon from the Reverend "Do as I say, not as I do" Landeryou - but Landeryou's unprecedented productivity levels have amazed and terrified the law abiding and patriotic.
"Landeryou is clearly drugged," an expert told Slanderyou New, "on some demonic form of methamphetamine. For such a notorious bum to do so much work when it will make him no money and will be read by no one as everyone knows Vexnews is nothing but the deranged criminal fantasies of a madman and failure and when all sane people steer clear of the site as they also know it loaded with malware that steals the credit card and online banking and share trading details of everyone stupid enough to visit the site means he must be high as a kite if not higher.
"He is off his face, but may soon be biting faces off."
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The increasingly creepy, grotesque and desperate Dullard government is turning to online gambling as another revenue source.
ReplyDeleteOnline gambling is where people who do nothing themselves, parasite millions off gambling addicts without any government regulation whatever. Who says crime doesn't pay?
Patriots will remember that Landeryou and Sol Lewd planned to leech off hopeless gamblers themselves, until Landy did a runner with all the dough.
This week Juliar has been crowing about Labor principles, yet here she is planning to abandon the gambling addicts, unleash the parasites and milk every last dollar from the gamblers.
Thank God we will never see Juliar and most of her vile ministers again after the next election.
They make me 'wanna' puke.
This is very distressing indeed. We knew that Andrew Landeryou was crazed. Now we find he is drug crazed. I sincerely hope the Sergeant cannot supply him with black market arms.
ReplyDeleteFederal parliamentarians are like Landeryou -- most of the time they are on holiday.
ReplyDeletethank heaven for small mercies i say....... if andrew landeryou is updating vexnews he cannot - i hope - be executing any other crimes
ReplyDeleteSources close to the Landeryou camp have told me that he is always inebriated because of his Aldi Vodka enemas and frequent wine douches. One source told me she thought it demeaning to see "Poor Old Andrew upside down on his bed with surgical tubing from a 20-litre cask of Brown Bros wine sticking out of his butt. It is really sad to see how a spoiled rich kid like him has fallen in such a heap." Another explained that he had witnessed the above scene and that Andrew was also drinking Sherry whilst upside down. "He told me it was a cure for hiccups."
ReplyDeleteCait Catt seems as much an object of distant memory now as Henderson Ross. Has Landy really given up?
ReplyDeleteHe's been coming down today. There was nothing new on Vexnees.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou's current apologia on Vexnews about Jeff Kennett is usually a sure sign he will feed derogatory fake comments into it afterwards.
ReplyDeleteEven so, Kennett's Beyond Blue is a sick joke. Noone can get through for help. The helpline is ALWAYS busy! Either the 'phone is off the hook, or there are hundreds in line drumming their fingers as the hours tick by.
For a person in desperate need of help, this is the worst possible outcome. Endlessly trying - and never gettng though - just depresses people further.
Landeryou, the crim and wannabe journo, couldn't do the obvious and do the simplest check.
Try getting through to Beyond Blue, you useless asshole, and then write a blog praising Jeff Kennett. He is a demented Toff who still necromances Marge Thatcher.
In the strange little Elysian world inhabited by the Attorney General, there is no violence, abuse of alcohol or children.
ReplyDeleteNicky Roxon's silly tweaks to Family Law have added to the bulging cornucopia for lawyers.
The frightened wives and kids of really violent men would still say nothing even if the Attorney was standing next to them in court, backed up by Seal Team Six. As usual it is Mr and Mrs Average who cop all this crap.
Noone would disagree in general principle with Roxon, but the devil is in the detail. What weight should be given to imagined threats of violence, harassment, emotional manipulation and financial abuse? Each of these involve personal opinions, interpretations, perceptions, emotions and have the possible additional ingredient of malice.
That sounds to me like a bonanza for nit-picking lawyers. The kids still miss out as usual.
Laughable looney Landeryou asks in his nutty Vexnews blog about Jeff Kennett, 'On what planet does chairing a casino prevent involvement in a charity combating depression?'
ReplyDeleteSince casinos are geared to win and not lose, and losing leads to depression and sometimes suicide, Landeryou's question is a non sequitur and leads us nowhere as usual.
What a dud! How did the fat crook get that legal qual???
Andrew is glued to TV coverage of all the freeloading toffs at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. He is annoyed that as a millionaire Melbourne media baron he was not invited.
ReplyDeleteIf he was smarter, he would be withdrawing his millions from tottering Cyprus which is going down the Euro gurgler. The banks are OK for now advises Theo. But Russia is pulling the plug!
Oh dear! The way things are going, I suppose we will all have to turn to prostitution to pay carbon tax related bills.
ReplyDeleteThe only people that can afford to pay are affluent pollies and corporate crims on million dollar salaries. I'm half expecting the doorbell to ring and find Peter Shlepper, Thommo and Al Joyce wanting a quickie. Could be worse -- Rockhead, Plibberbabble or the two matrons who sit behind Juliar at question time.
Any tips Andrew?
The NZ tart who fingered Thommo on Channel Nine looks like a set-up designed to get the shonky crook off the hook altogether. Too many misunderstandings. Too many apologies. Weird. She seemed dumber than a mountain of sheepshit.
ReplyDeleteSo is Thommo.
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