Thursday, May 26, 2011

Several issues for Andrew Landeryou

There are several issues for Andrew Landeryou here as reported by the reputable journalists of the ABC:

Tech-savvy paedophiles challenging AFP

Federal Police Commissioner Tony Negus has told a Senate hearing that the AFP is desperately trying to keep up with criminals who are increasingly using new technology to commit crimes.

The police chief says that techniques being used by cyber criminals and online pedophile rings are particularly challenging.

Commissioner Negus says that his officers are increasingly working with colleagues overseas because many of the computer servers that host illegal material are housed offshore.

But the commissioner has told a Senate Estimates hearing that criminals and particularly pedophiles are the first to take up new technology.

"What we usually find is that they're not bounded by budgets or legislation so they are usually ahead of the curve in the take up of encryption," he said.

"We've found over many years that particularly networks of pedophiles are at the cutting edge of the use of encryption and social networking sites and in many ways are ahead of some of the other organised criminal groups that would do this."

Mr Negus has also told the Senate hearing that a new law which forces suspected criminals to explain how they acquired their wealth is less than optimal.

The law on unexplained wealth was introduced by the Labor Government but is yet to be tested in the courts.

Under the legislation the police must demonstrate they have reasonable grounds to suspect a person has committed a crime before unexplained wealth can be investigated.

Mr Negus told the hearing the law makes it very difficult for police to proceed with an investigation.

"It's less than optimal and it's not what we were hoping for in the context of looking at seizing assets from major organised criminals who place themselves one step removed from the action," he said.

"And it's very difficult to tie them to a criminal offence, but yet can not explain where the wealth that they've accumulated comes from."

FACT: Andrew Landeryou is a cybercriminal with no visible means of support.
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Monday, May 23, 2011

Watch those subliminal slips, Andrew

Andrew Landeryou shows no signs of changing and abandoning his life of defamation, theft and fraud, transvestitism and drunkenness and gluttory, so there is little point in updating this law abiding patriotic blog too often.

We were however taken with this slip in Poxnews this morning where the fat crim talked about Bronwyn Pike "putting steal in the spine of the Left".

That's "s-t-e-a-l", not "s-t-e-e-l".

That's also a very clear indication what Fat Andrew Landeryou has on mind (along with cheap fortified wine and KFC). Criminal activity.
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The truth doesn't change

This patriotic crime and corruption fighting blog hasn't been updated for a while, for there is no need to. The truth doesn't change and the truth is this:

  • Andrew Landeryou is a thief

  • Andrew Landeryou is a fraudster

  • Andrew Landeryou commits defamation every time he updates his evil blog of sleaze

  • Andrew Landeryou is guilty of contempt of court

  • Andrew Landeryou is guilty of multiple breaches of state and commonwealth electoral law

  • Andrew Landeryou's ill-regarded Vexnews is a semi-literate concoction of lies and bile

  • Andrew Landeryou is fat and bald

  • And so it goes.

It is also important for all hardworking, law abiding patriotic people to remember that Andrew Landeryou's wife Kimberley Kitching is a perjurer who lived a life of luxury on the proceeds of his crimes and it would be an insult to the dedicated supporters of the ALP and the people of Australia if she was ever preselected for office at any level of government, let alone voted in.

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Friday, February 4, 2011

How Vexnews works (or rather, doesn't)

Andrew Landeryou is a lazy liar. Either trait is undesirable on their own. Together they will one day put him behind bars. For because Andrew Landeryou is a liar and is lazy he will get caught.

On Thursday afternoon he wrote:

The famed VEXNEWS Investigations Unit has uncovered a plot in the Prime Minister’s office by some within it to give up alcohol for the month of February...

On Tuesday morning the entire Federal Parliamentary Labor Party and their staff and the media email lists around the country had received this:



Literally hundreds of people knew this information yet it took more than two full days to filter through to Andrew Landeryou.

Still when he finally got it the fat crook presented it to the idiots who read his sleazy blog as brand new insider information.


What an idiot! What a bum!

Many thanks to our comrades in patriotism for passing on the details of this latest Landeryou scam and a copy of the original email from Ms Gillard's office.
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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Fat crim chases windfall from winds

Morbidly obese criminal Andrew Landeryou has dispatched his mentally challenged gimp “Sergeant” Sasha Uzunov to Queensland for the second time in just weeks to plunder KFC from victims of a natural disaster, Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal.

“Andrew hoped the wind would blow KFC from shattered stores all the way to Melbourne,” a Fat Cave insider confided earlier today. “It might sound odd but you have to remember he is KFC obsessed, deranged, deluded, criminal and lazy, let alone drunk most of the time.

“When it didn’t flatten any of the really big centres like Cairns he ordered the Sergeant to steal a B-double and get up there pronto and loot any KFC he could find.”



Uzunov, an intellectually challenged former Defence Careers Centre tea boy, may find himself less than welcome in Queensland.

Numerous flood victims reported sightings of a backward looking man with an Alfoil covered colander on his head, Army Disposals camouflage and old Loyal Lodge of Oddfellows regalia worn as if military medals picking through water damaged KFCs, believed to be the soldier wannabe.

“We know what he looks like now,” one Queensland Disaster Authority official told Slanderyou New, speaking on the condition of anonymity.  “We’re ready and prepared. If he loots, we shoot.”

Mr Landeryou could not comment when approached by patriots as his fat face was stuffed full of KFC.

“Mmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffff,” he said while attempting to cram yet more in.
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