Andrew Landeryou: a lying liar who lies

Morbidly obese thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou came late to the Peter Slipper party last weekend, but when he did he claimed to have broken the latest allegations back in 2010. That is very interesting, as the man behind them, James Ashby, did not join Slipper's staff until late last year.

Landeryou is even fuller of shit now than he will be full of Hot Rodder cock when he goes to jail (and that, Patriots, is saying something).

What things would look like when Andy goes to jail if he weighed 460 kilos less.

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Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic: Part II

Not content with pimping out his wife to raise funds for illicit activities Big Bent Bill Landeryou prostituted young Andrew to paedophiles.

He bought his son's silence with KFC, creating the intense psychosexual relationship the sleazy blogger has with the fatty food.

Such was the frequency with which young Andrew was prostituted out and given KFC that he became morbidly obese at an early age. As he became fatter and fatter, he could only be pimped out to the most perverse of paedophiles.

"Andrew Landeryou was subjected to the grossest and most bizarre abuse imaginable," Bravehearts founder Hetty Johnston told Slanderyou New. "No wonder he is one of the grossest and most bizarre people in this land. It is a tragic case."
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Unprecedented sleaze and perversion from fat crim Andrew Landeryou

Citizens! We bring you a break from the series "Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic" to alert those with families or of a delicate disposition to a series of perverse pornographic pictures of himself the fat man posted on his Blog of True Sleaze last night while in his cups.

Bells rang in Interpol and child protection services and across security agencies globally when a series of explicit images appeared on Vexnews at 7:30 am on Saturday morning Victorian time, the time Landeryou is most in his cups.

It appears that Landeryou paid a top erotic photographer to show him in er... all his glory out of his deranged and deluded vanity.

The pictures were taken down within minutes of the law officers' strike but we here at Slanderyou new managed to grab screen caps of them all.

Here is the least offensive of them all. In all the rest fat Andrew in being rimmed by either the Sarge or Ronnie the dog. Look closely in the background and one can see Kim Kitching reciting perjuries.

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The site was scrubbed clean within hours of this gross perversion being posted.

Canberra sources say that Stephen Conroy, who has long been blackmailed by Landeryou into doing his will, made his senior public servants come in and work Saturday to cover his former donor's perverse tracks.

Quizzed about the outrage perjurer Kimberly Kitching said "Andrew loves stamp collecting. That's his hobby. He works full time nowadays teaching macrame to thalidomide babies. And my name isn't Kimberly by the way. I am called Queen Zorg of the Seventeenth Quadrant, or Milly Molly Mandy for short."

The question however remains. How long can Landeryou and his criminal protectors remain at large? Particularly when Ed Dale hyper tagged his perverted post to guarantee it appealed most to children under five.

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Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic: Part I

Morbidly obese criminal Andrew Landeryou's corrupt and loathsome father Big Bent Bill Landeryou forced his wife into prostitution to fund his illegal and immoral branch stacking activities.

Big Bent Bill also forced his wife to engage  in sex with his cronies for which he did not charge as a reward for their services and loyalty.

One of these was his fellow corrupt figure from the Right, George Seitz. Seitz sired Andrew as a result of a squalid liaison with the poor Mrs Landeryou.

Seitz is hypersexualised and has been obsessed with sex with prostitutes all his life. A forced liaison he had with a drug addicted and addled Aboriginal street worker from St Kilda resulted in the birth of another character in these amazing true stories about the Landeryou clan: Brutus Beefcake.

Coming soon to Slanderyou New - more amazing patriotic revelations on this squalid man and his squalid clan

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How fat failure Andrew Landeryou failed forgery 101

Fat failure Andrew Landeryou has been talking about forgery on his little read phishing site Poxnews this week.

It really is a subject he should pay more attention to.

The fat thief and fraudster, you see, forged his brother in law's name on company documents but got the spelling of his name wrong.

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