The perjurer in the premier’s party

SLANDERYOU NEW WORLD EXCLUSIVE

A senior office holder in Premier John Brumby’s Labor Party is a perjurer who lived an ostentatious life of luxury funded by the proceeds of theft and fraud, Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal.

The news threatens to destroy the Premier’s hopes of re-election on November 27.

Premier John Brumby will look even glummer when asked why

the perjurer Dimberely Ditching is a senior office holder in his party 

Dimberley Ditching, 40 stone, was elected a vice president of Victorian Labor at the notoriously corrupt party’s state conference in June this year.

Ms Ditching is the partner of the convicted thief and fraudster* Andrew Landeryou, notorious for the millions he illegally obtained from the MUSA and Solly Lew frauds and stashed offshore.

Ms Ditching lived in a Parkville mansion and drove a luxury BMW car both funded by her husband’s crimes until he fled overseas in an effort to avoid the law and she was declared bankrupt.

She was also an officer of her husband’s dodgy company IQ Corporation, the vehicle used to steal millions of dollars from Mr Lew.

Yet when called to account in the courts Ms Ditching denied all knowledge of her husband’s activities and the sources of his supposed wealth in a cut and dried case of perjury.

Ms Ditching now helps support her husband’s little-read Vexnews, a website devoted to criminal libels and planting phishing tools in the computers of the few people foolish enough to visit it in an effort to steal their online banking and share trading details.

Decent law abiding citizens were shocked that that such a person could hold office in the Premier’s party when Slanderyou New informed them yesterday.

“That’s a disgrace,” one mother of three said. “I was a Labor supporter up until I heard this news but I’m now voting Green.”

A friend who was with her agreed. “These people should be in jail,” the woman said. “No one will vote Labor if they know the party is full of people with such a blatant disregard for the law.

“It’s the Greens for me too.”

* Andrew Landeryou has been convicted of multiple counts of theft and fraud (amongst other crimes) in the Court of Public Opinion
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Electoral fraud punished in the UK. Why not here?

The patriotic and law-abiding readers of Slanderyou New readers may have seen this report from the reputable journalists of the ABC:

Court overturns lying politician's election win

Britain's shadow immigration minister Phil Woolas has been ordered to forfeit his seat in Parliament after High Court judges ruled he lied during his election campaign.

The judges heard Mr Woolas ran a "risky" campaign, stirring up racial tensions in campaign leaflets by suggesting his opponent Elwyn Watkins was pandering to Muslim militants.

Mr Woolas was also accused of wrongly stating Mr Watkins had not lived in his constituency prior to the election.

The judges found Mr Woolas knowingly made false statements and declared the May poll result void.

It is the first time in 99 years a general election result has been overturned in court.

Mr Woolas has been fined and banned from entering the election re-run, but he will fight the ruling.

If similar laws applied in Australia we would have seen a second byelection in Kororoit.

The $50,000 cash Stephen Newnham gave Andrew Landeryou for services rendered (via the fat man's old partner in online spivvery Ed Dale) would have been wasted.

And the results of the forthcoming state election in any electorate "reported" on by the morbidly obese transvestite criminal, compulsive liar, fantasist and serial defamer Landeryou would be open to challenge.
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Shameful sick crim Andrew Landeryou's beastiality binge

Andrew Landeryou is a known sex pervert. He pretends to be a woman and has several female false identities.

He accepted advertising from the escort agency Anastasia International on his old Blog of Sleaze, published fellow deviant Andy Quah's home-made porn and larded his evil Poxnews site with references to 1980's porn star Long Dong Silver to divert other sickos searching for smut to his page.

But now he has reached a new low and a new depth of perversion. Andrew Landeryou has published bestiality material on Poxnews.

The morbidly obese sicko claims he has a story on troubled NRL star Joel Monaghan. This is just cover.

Landeryou's lust for his own four-legged friend Ronnie is well known. The man fat transvestite crim is obsessed with sex with animals.

He has published a photo of a man receiving oral sex from a dog on his evil Poxnews site to sate his own perverse appetites.

This is a gross breach of the law by Landeryou yet again. Harsh penalties apply for the evil pervert's crime: heavy fines and long custodial sentences.

Will his corrupt Labor mates let Landeryou thumb his nose at the law and escape criminal prosecution yet again? Can they risk it in the middle of an election campaign?

Ted Baillieu must demand action or he is not fit to govern our state!
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Casual contempt for the law

All patriotic people know the Landeryou Clan believe obeying the law is for the little people.

Dimberley Ditching is no exception. When she was bankrupted amongst the hundreds of thousands she owed was $6000 in parking fines.

No wonder most patriotic people suspect she perjured herself! Contempt for the law in one aspect of a life is always reflected in contempt for the law (and contempt of court!) in others.

Dimberley Ditiching has been publicly exposed, yet the criminal and sleazeblogger Andrew Landeryou still hopes to make her his proxy parliamentarian.

What a disgrace!
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Dimberley Ditching lies like her husband

Morbidly obese criminal oddball Andrew Landeryou will never admit it publicly, but he knows his plans for a political career have been dashed. But he has a Plan B and a proxy.

His porcine wife Dimberley Ditching can become an MP and collect all the bribes etc that Landeryou hoped to pocket.

The only problem is that this plan, like all the plans hatched by fat Andy, is fundamentally flawed.

Dimberley enjoyed an ostentatious life of luxury on the proceeds of his thefts and frauds, yet when claimed she knew nothing when she was dragged kicking and screaming into the dock amongst cries of "Privilege!"

Many patriotic people suspect Dimberley of perjury.

Unfortunately for her political career and her criminal husband's hopes for more ill-gotten gains she also has a publicly-documented record of dishonesty, as reported by Melbourne's most reputable news source The Age.

Read on, patriots.

The Sunday Age January 9 2005 page 20



Spy
By Lawrence Money


Kim sure can stretch a dollar


REAL estate gnomes say the towering edifice at 114 Park Drive, Parkville, has to be worth $4 million. That makes it all the more puzzling why the sole registered owner, former Melbourne city clowncillor Kimberley Jane Elizabeth Kitching, was among those thrown out of office in the November poll.


In a casual browse through the Labor Party membership rolls last week, Spy noticed that young Kim, who bought her Parkville mansion in 2001, paid ALP membership at the $45 rate each year since. That equates, under Labor's salary-indexed charges, to an income of under $32,000! Talk about stretching a buck.
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