Royal Commission nabs fat cunt Andrew Landeryou, transvestite Kimberley Kitching and retard gimp Sasha Uzunov

Hello Patriots

Ever since our revelation that Kimberley Kitching sought solace in the arms of Andrew Bolt while "her" "husband" Andrew Fatcuntcrook Landeryou was off in Costa Rica. we've pretty much kept to ourselves.

The Kangaroo Court of Australia site has carried all the details you need to know about the criminality of the Landeryou/Kitching crime cartel and lackeys including Diane Asmar and brain addled moron The Sarge Sasha Uzunov (using his latest false name) at the Royal Commission into union corruption here.

For a bit of extra background, drop by this old Landeryou chasing website and check out the details of the criminality involving one of the people named in the Kangaroo Court of Australia report, Clinton Carey.

We, Patriots, forecast that by the time 2015 ends Brutus, Bubba and the rest of the Hot-Rodding men will have covered greater distances shoving their mighty man meats up the arses of fat cunt criminal Andrew Landeryou, female impersonator Kimberley Kitching and retard Sasha Uzunov (or whatever name he is using) and the arses of their criminal collaborators such as Dean Sherriff to cover the distance to the moon and back 10 times over. Even more fun will be had when their mate Bill Shorten joins them in Barwon Jail as a convicted rapist, And God only knows what the lizzies will do to Diane Asmar.

This is only the beginning...

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LET JUSTICE (FINALLY) PREVAIL!

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Dimberley's Dutchboy

During hubby's attempt to evade justice in Costa Rica, Dim Ditching sought solace in the arms of:

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Andrew Landeryou in MH-17 horror scandal

Hopeless inadequate and pants-wetter Anthony van der Craats of the Corrupt the Electoral System lobby, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Landeryou criminal gang, used to live until not that long ago in the Ukraine, from which he procured children for paedophile rings while abusing the people who attempted to expose him with the grossest smears.

Landeryou erupted when he heard about the tragic fate of MH-17. "Van der Craats could have been looting bodies for me but he's back in his bedsit above a takeaway on Lygon Street! The shit! How the fuck did the cunt let that happen? That turd better have some fucking rellies back there who can fucking steal some fucking shit that I want."

Landeryou wanted to be able to sell this on Craigslist.
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Lucky for Bent Bent Bill social workers weren't so active when cunty was young

The real and reputable journalist of the ABC have reported that a morbidly obese WA toddler put in state care after doctors say her life is at risk.

Authorities say that the three year old weighs over 30 kilos, more than double the weight for a child of that age as measured by the World Health Organisation.

At that age Andrew Landeryou the notorious thief and fraudster "married" to the female impersonator beneficiary of theft and fraud Kimberly Kitching, weighed 90 kilos.

His corrupt and criminal father, Big Bent Bill Landeryou, took advantage of his child's obesity to pimp him out to particularly perverted pedophiles.

He used the money raised by prostituting his son to pay for fake memberships of the ALP used for branch stacking and to bribe state and commonwealth officials.

The trio are are criminals and should all be behind bars, their sentences exacerbated by violent, painful and frequent prison anal rape.
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How the morbidly obese criminal Andrew Landeryou likes his KFC

Fat cunt criminal Andrew Landeryou always asks for his KFC to be done this way.

Take a hike, the pair of you

The coming Victorian state election will be vital for the chances of the ALP's revivals. It will set the tone for next year's NSW and Queensland state polls, as well as offering the chance for an almighty boost to morale in Canberra.

Yet there are problems. The Trade Unions royal commission is the first of these. The fact that female impersonator and beneficiary of millions in theft and fraud Kimberley Kitching is now an official of the HSU and employs her former con husband Andrew Landeryou on an inflated wage will do nothing to help.

Yet this is the case. Landeryou's former centre of criminal defamation Poxnews has, on first appearances, been taken off the web after it cost Kim at least four preselections and chances for the criminal couple to milk the taxpayer for millions, but a quick Google of specific subjects shows it is still all available in all its horror and defamatory lies.

The pair of crooks and Bill Shorten are as close as Lara Bingle is detached from reality.

Not a good look!

Our illustration shows a shot of the fat cunt enjoying Victorian state government hospitality on his return from Costa Rica. He will soon experience more.


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Andrew Landeryou: footage of fatso crim when young emerges

Who else bets fat cunt criminal Andrew Landeryou has shown this article to his lawyers?

Morbidly obese thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou is no doubt leaping with joy. He now has a medical justification for his multiple crimes. It's called Prader Willi syndrome or PWS.

The ABC reports "People with Prader-Willi syndrome (PWS) feel desperately hungry all the time, no matter how much food they eat... Carer and advocate Cate Fogarty.... says the drive for food is so strong, sufferers will literally eat themselves to obesity and death, unless they are under constant supervision... She says PWS sufferers are 'very, very conniving' and will 'do anything to get food... if they can see something on the ground, or if they can see a wallet that's sitting by, they're just always, always thinking where that next piece of food is going to come from'."

No doubt fat cunt Andrew Landeryou will say that is why he committed his catalogue of crimes.
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What don't you get, Andrew Landeryou?

In the space of four days two people accused of ripping of the HSU have been sentenced to jail.

What don't you get, Dim, Diane, Fat Cunt Andrew Landeryou...
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Thommo got a year for $25 grand. How many will Andrew Landeryou get for his millions?

So, Patriots. Craig Thomson got a year in jail for stealing $25,000 from the members of the HSU.

Fat cunt criminal Andrew Landeryou stole 160 times this amount from Solly Lew alone. Then there's the MUSU loot, all his other dodgy business ventures and - most ironic of all - the cash he is currently defrauding from the HSU now that his "wife", female impersonator Dim Ditching, is part of a criminal cartel currently looting its poor members further.

You can yell all you want, sweet thing, but get ready for at least a decade's worth of having more traffic up your arse than the Bolte Bridge in rush hours.

Red faces, read underpants, criminals caught red handed: Bill Shorten's Labor and the Landeryous

Andrew Landeryou is a wanted criminal who weighs close to a tonne.

He is married to a "female impersonator" who's weight is also near  to that.

"Her" amateurish and criminal efforts to become a member of Australia's parliament have been backed by the buffoon Shorten.

Let the record show: a picture of the incisive and decisive  and gravitas rich leader and all roux idiot people would throw pebbles at when he went down to the bakers in the morning Shortarse take shortly before he goes to prison.

Fat cunt crim Andrew Landeryou back on the electoral roll

Greetings, law abiding patriots. We here at Slanderyou New happened to wander past an electoral commission office recently and thought it would be fun to drop in. And guess what? After being the only political commentator (we use the term loosely)  in Australia ineligible to vote because he wasn't on the electoral roll, fat criminal cunt Andrew Landeryou has signed up, at an address in the loser-poser ville of Brunswick West, after giving away his online defamation gig in order to rort what's left of the cash belonging to the hard-pressed workers of the HSU.

His criminal father, Big Bent Bill, is back on the roll too, in Brunswick proper.

Dim has retained "her" "silent" listing. No address is given for "her:" "She" clearly believes men dressed as women who have lived the life of Riley on the proceeds of their "husband's" theft and fraud deserve official protection.

The reality is that now that Tony Abbott has declared his royal commission into the union movement all this is irrelevant. When it is over Andrew, Dim and Big Bent Bill - and most of their mates - will be unable to vote. They will be serving prison sentences of such length that they will have lost the right.

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Fat cunt criminal's seasonal shame

The criminal clan that is the Landeryou family engaged in their usual seasonal theft this year.

Thoroughly shameless and thoroughly gluttonous the thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, his female impersonator "wife" and perjurer Kimberley Kitching and a band of fellow HSU looters went from free Christmas dinner for the poor, homeless and down and out to free Christmas dinner for the poor, homeless and down and out eating everything they could. This is despite Andrew Landeryou already weighing over 500 kilos and being paid $750,000 PA in cash under the table under the new extra-specially corrupt HSU regime presided over by Dim being as in house "internet defamer".

A deserving someone who weighs less than 10 per cent of Andrew Landeryou's weight getting a charity Christmas feed.

Andrew ordered his the mentally backward bum-boy, the former Defence Careers Centre tea-boy "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov, to compile a list of where free festive food could be found. As the Sarge can neither read nor write that was unfortunate.

Ronnie the dog came to the rescue and drew up a guide to where the extended Landeryou crime family good get free feeds on Christmas day. They hired a stretch limo and cruised around the greater Melbourne and Geelong area and strayed as far out as Ballarat and Bendigo and the LaTrobe valley in their search for free Christmas feeds. They filled the limousine with disguises so they could go back to the same places several times. Attached to the limo was a refrigerated trailer filled with fine wine. The Landeryou group were spotted on several occasions outside homeless shelters, St Vincent de Pauls, Smith Family depots, Salvation Army Centres and the like washing down their free food with vintage Krug and pink Dom Perignon.

At the end of the day, despite having stolen $4 million from Solly Lew in the IQ Corporation fraud alone, Andrew Landeryou came home having gained 27 kilos in eating meals supposedly destined for those doing it tough at Christmas.

(Slanderyou New also hears that female impersonator Dim also slipped PCP to a number of homeless men in exchange for receiving rough anal sex while they were drug crazed.)

SLANDERYOU NEW MIGHT JUST TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND THE PATRIOTIC AND LAW ABIDING THAT ANDREW AND DIM ARE TWO OF BILL SHORTEN'S BEST FRIENDS AND THAT BILL TRIED TO GET DIM PRESELECTED FOR NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUT THREE - THREE, COUNT THEM PATRIOTS - SAFE LABOR SEATS. 

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Did Craig Thomson fuck Andrew Landeryou?

Andrew Landeryou's links with the criminal cartel known as the Health Services Union have been well documented. These, however, may be more bizarre and perverse than ever imagined.

An HSU whistleblower has contacted Slanderyou New. This individual has provided a sworn statement saying:

"Craig Thomson's payments to escort agencies are well known. What remains completely obscure is the fact that the criminal Andrew Landeryou and his female impersonator wife Kimberley Kitching hypnotised Thommo.

"He paid over the odds for escort services on several visits to Melbourne thinking he was enjoying St Kilda's finest when all he was doing was fucking Landeryou up the arse. The fat cunt loved it and the money went straight to his nefarious purposes."

Slanderyou New hopes Eric Abetz's Royal Commission will investigate further.

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SOLLY LEW'S MILLIONS WENT ON TRANSSEXUAL HOOKERS

Coming soon, a shocking new story involving the criminal career of Andrew Landeryou, exclusive to the patriotic staff of Slanderyou New.

Is that $4,000,000 stolen from Solly Lew in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

While we finalise this public service members of the law-abiding community may care to read about the latest allegations of Landeryou-linked HSU sleaze.

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Fat freak flees Shorten shame

Law abiding patriotic people will all know that it is none other than Bill Shorten who is the senior ALP figure facing rape claims.

What few people are aware is that Andrew Landeryou made the claims public when his "friend" became leader.

"Give me 25 per cent of your salary, 25 per cent of the entire opposition staff budget and 25 per cent of the donations the party receives and this will stay private between us, Bill," the fat freak told his priapic pal.

Shorten acceded immediately, but as soon as he tried to implement the plan it fell over.  The opposition leader is now toughing (and sweating) this one out. But he appears to be succeeding. There has been nothing on the story since it first appeared almost a month ago. Even the rapist Theo has avoided publicly high-fiving his fellow sex criminal.

The law abiding are now wondering if fat freak Andrew Landeryou may have bitten off more than he can chew (and that's saying something).

A Super Guppy aircraft arrived at Tullamarine this afternoon. It is will known as the only aircraft in the world that can carry Landeryou's weight and girth.

Both the AFP and ASIS have alerted their counterparts in Costa Rica.
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Landeryou sleaze shame sweats Shorten

Parliament resume next week for the first time after the election patriots and Canberra sources say that one of the first things the Abbott Government will do is use its numbers to censor Labor Leader Bill Shorten for "threatening to bring shame upon this parliament with his efforts to win Kimberley Kitching, a known perjurer and suspected female impersonator who lived a life of ostentatious luxury on the proceeds of theft and fraud, a seat in this chamber."

They will then call on Shortarse to resign.

Slanderyou New understands that similar motions regarding Dim and "her husband" Fat Andrew Landeryou and their closeness to the Opposition Leader will be aired every week until Shorten's leadership becomes untenable.
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Consorting with criminals: the AFP warns Bill Shorten about Andrew Landeryou

Slanderyou New understands that in the weeks since Bill Shorten, a known associate of the criminal Andrew Landeryou and the perjurer and female impersonator Kimberley Kitching, became Labor leader, Australian Federal Police Commissioner Tony Negus has been keen to warn the wunderkind about the company he keeps.

Negus' calls had been rebuffed. This week, though, Shorten took the call. The Commish's message was simple. "You think Afghanistan was dangerous," he said, "Your relationship with Andrew Landeryou and his alleged wife is far more fraught with danger. I am purely telling you this for your information, Sir, but it is something my force has had cause to monitor over the years and that work remains active and ongoing.

"Operational security, Sir, forbids me from saying any more, yet I believed it was appropriate I alert you to the force's concerns."

The AFP have warned the Opposition Leader any association with Andrew Landeryou and his perjurer, HSU-looting and female impersonator "wife" Kimberley Kitching is more dangerous than playing Russian roulette.

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Crime reaches the highest levels of the ALP: Andrew Landeryou and Kimberley Kitching taint snares Shorten

Andrew Landeryou is a criminal.

Kimberley Kitching lived the life of Riley on the proceeds of his thefts and frauds.

She lied in court and and on multiple legal documents when confronted with the evidence of "her" husband's crimes and her knowledge of them. That makes "her" a criminal too.

Fat Cunt and Dim have put a corrupt and semi-numerate former belly dancer, Diane Asmar, in charge of the HSU while they spent what Craig Thomson was unable to spend on hookers of its funds on KFC and anal dildos.

Both Fat Cunt and Dim support Bill Shorten. Bill Shorten supported the "Put a Perjurer in Parliament Push" ahead of the last federal poll.

Somehow, patriots, we think Fat Cunt and Dim have just handed Tony Abbott at least one other term in the Lodge. They may well have guaranteed that Shorten is the first Labor leader ever to do prison time as well.

Eric Abetz was just waiting for this. Now he knows just what the terms of reference his Royal Commission has to cover.

Our picture shows a female impersonator impersonating a member of the ALP on the television program of a right wing dickhead. Jesus fucking wept.

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Has Andrew Landeryou threatened Bolt?

Perjurer and female impersonator Kimberley Kitching - currently the subject of a Fair Work Australian investigation over claims of impropriety - appeared on The Bolt Report on Sunday.

Andrew Bolt is not our cup of tea, patriots, but we wonder why Dim is on his show. Has he been threatened in some way by the fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, he of no visible means of support? The law-abiding suspect so.

You can stop this from happening again, patriots.

In addition to perjury, "Kimberley" knowingly lived the high life on the proceeds of his "husbands" criminal activities during the early years of their "marriage", before he and him and his father Big Bent Bill Landeryou were all bankrupted.

Contact the TV regulator ACMA patriots and complain against such filth being granted a platform.

Also, no doubt Dim thinks that Bolt appearances will help "her" in the next round of preselections.

Every ALP rank and file person just lives for the show, don't they patriots?

How thick is this criminal duo.

COMING SOON: SLANDERYOU NEW REVEALS THE FAT CUNT CRIMINAL'S ROLE IN THE BILL SHORTEN CAMPAIGN. ARE CHARGES LOOMING? STAY READING!