The drunken criminal bum was raised from a stupor on the floor of the Fat Cave by a bugle blowing the last post at a nearby dawn service. Infuriated, Landeryou called the police, his council and corrupt VCAT officials appointed by Labor demanding immediate action under noise pollution laws.
The previous evening Landeryou had instructed his mentally retarded gimp "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov to attend as many dawn services as possible and steel food and alcohol from the breakfasts that followed.
Uzunov, who spent two and a bit days as the boy in the Defence Careers Centre under a public service "employ a spazmo" scheme before filing a claim for post-traumatic stress, believes he is a military man.
Faithful to his master's command he dressed in a uniform of mismatching army surplus store boots and camo. He placed an Alfoil covered colander on his head and several rows of Loyal Order of Oddfellows medals on his chest, them wrapped himself from head to toe in camo netting.
He arrived at the first dawn service and attempted to steal the sausage sizzle while claiming to be a veteran of the 1885 Australian contingent to the Soudan. Old diggers beat him unconscious with their walking sticks.
This was repeated several times at several services.
When the Sarge arrived back home empty-handed, an infuriated Landeryou locked him in Ronnie the dog's kennel.
Lest we forget: Andrew Landeryou is a thief and fraudster and serial defamer and his fat and ugly wife Kimberley Kitching is a perjurer.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning we shall remember this.
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I love sucking a solider's sausage.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Landeryou has contributed nothing to Australia. He has shamed himself and his family. Had he volunteered for service, the nation would have rejected him for obesity, dishonesty and being a contemptible coward.
ReplyDeleteThis is unfair to Landeryou. He is an expert stalker.
He could have discovered Osama in Abbotobad easily. Landy is handy with cameras, gleaning street addresses and personal identity details.
He could have won a VC, instead of a huge raspberry as a one man crime wave and internet libeller.
Senile dementia sufferer senator Bob Carr imagines that the Peter Slipper scandal would fade away "once the scandal died down". No it won't, Bob. It stinks.
ReplyDeleteAnother ring-in by Red Dalek Juliar-like Slipper-Carr is already making a nong of himself here and internationally.
Nutcase amateur cadet journalist Landeryou on Vexnews thinks that Slipper's harrassment accuser is a loose cannon and could become unstuck. Everyone had already figured that out for themselves. But the court documents tell a different story.
I cringed with embarrassment and hit the remote button during Juliar's speeches at the Gallipoli Dawn Service and at Lone Pine. The insincerity of political speeches about military affairs is legendary. Juliar mouthed empty words that would have made the heroic diggers beneath her feet writhe in their graves.
ReplyDeleteIt was like listening to vile Vexnews blogs
Today, ANZAC Day, is a day of national pride. You would not think so if you read SlanderyouNew, the blog of filth. Vexnews is a patriotic news site, unlike this crypto-commo blog. Go and live in Pyongyang or Havana or even Hanoi Mr SlanderyouNew and stay with your commo friends. Permanently. I'm sick of SlanderyouNew. My sister tells me he won't pay his bills at the Daily Planet and he has been permanently barred from that establishment.
ReplyDeleteStop reading commo filth. Read Vexnews for a good sound patriotic read.
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