Thursday, February 28, 2013

Is fat crim Andrew Landeryou going to Rooty Hill?

The hard working and law abiding populous know that back in 2010 the morbidly obese thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou hitched his wagon to Julia Gillard.

Hindsight shows us that getting strapped to a 2000 tonne weight and being dropped into the middle of the Marianas trench might have been a better move, but hindsight is hindsight.

And now the question comes... Will fat man Andrew Landeryou head west next week to support his leader at Rooty Hill RSL as she denigrates her office and insults the voters?

We at Slanderyou New believe he should. Not only will his presence way out west give the long suffering members of the HSU a respite from the plundering of their funds happening under Landeryou's sometime "wife", the perjurer and female impersonator Dim and belly-dance Diane Asmar. It will also help the dignity of the office of Prime Minister, something above politics.

With a lump of lard as grotesquely obese in the whereabouts of the PM, it is likely that most of the tar and feathers aimed at her will hit the fat cunt Landeryou.
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Friday, February 22, 2013

A new fact about the fat criminal Andrew Landeryou

Incontrovertible sources from inside the Fat Cave, the hideout of the morbidly obese thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, tell us Andrew Landeryou loves nothing more than chowing down on human shit - as long as it is smothered with Kraft Caesar Salad Dressing.


PS Some patriotic people also say fat Andrew likes to eat turds if they are double dipped in batter and deep fried.
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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Fat cunt criminal Andrew Landeryou and the Labor-Greens split

The morbidly obese thief and fraudster and sometime husband of the perjurer currently plundering the HSU coffers Kimberley Kitching, Andrew Landeryou, hates the Greens even more than his old Crikey colleague Christian Kerr. So what insides insights has he had to share on their split with the Gillard Government. Patriots, we produce them below:






















(There are none. Eveen Shorty has stopped feeding his fat crim mate. Landeryou is a much as of a political insider as the girl who does the Tattslotto draw on TV on Saturday nights - and at least she is better looking that the fat crook. Or the fat perjurer Dim.)
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Fat cunt criminal Andrew Landeryou and Tim Holding

Andrew Landeryou, the morbidly obese thief and fraudster and sometime husband of the perjurer and plunderer of HSU funds Kimberley Kitching likes to say he is "first with the worst".

So why didn't we hear about the resignation of future ALP leader Tim Holding on his blog of sleaze until long after the story was news?

Have even Landy's so-called friends realised that giving news to his sleazy site is like dropping your daks in the pox ward and saying "C'mon fellow's! Who wants some bareback action up my arse?"
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Saturday, February 16, 2013

Hello Andrew Landeryou. Meet Anne Boleyn.

As Shorty and Conjob and the rest of the scurvy crew known as the Gillard government consider their fate, it appears more and more as if fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou and his sometime wife, perjurer and rorter of what's left of HSU funds (along with belly dancer Diane Asmar) backed the wrong side.

We all know what happened to the woman below. Guess what, Andrew? Her favourites suffered the same fate too.

Anne Boleyn. Even at his fattest Henry VIII, the husband who had her decapitated,was much, much thinner than the KFC addict, drunkard and husband of the perjurer Kimberly Kitchin Andrew Landeryou.

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Friday, February 8, 2013

What is going on with fat crim Andrew Landeryou?

Morbidly obese thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou has not updated his notoriously innacccurate site of sleaze Poxnews since Monday.

The patriotic, hard working and law-abiding are concerned. Is he that busy helping his sometime wife, the perjurer Dim, and belly dancer Diane Asmar plunder what little loot is left at the HSU?

God help the poor members!
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