Andrew Landeryou in AWU sleaze scandal blunder

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou has been caught up in a blunder over the AWU sleaze scandal.

Reports in News Limited Sundays referred to his sleazy phishing site Poxnews as a "humorous political website".

Poxnews is not humorous. Instead it is a joke. A sick joke. Like its criminal founder and sole "journalist" fat criminal Fat Andrew Landeryou.

PS Fat cunt Landeryou unselfconciously linked this weekend to a Gawker item entitled What Should You Buy For Someone Who Is Drunk More Often Than Not?: A Gift Guide. Presumably his Rutherglen Rotgut addled brain is telling him his handful of readers should be buying him Christmas presents. Patriots, just how deluded and deranged is this evil criminal?
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The fat criminal Andrew Landeryou and the Royal Commission

The morbidly obese thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou - sometime husband of the perjurer Kimberley Kitching - has been in a state of high anxiety since the Prime Minister announced her Royal Commission into sexual abuse last week.

He is constantly on the phone to one of the corrupt members of the Ministry he has bought off with donations of stolen funds, Bill Shorten, as this tape of the Fat Cave end of a conversation given to Slanderyou New by patriotic and law abiding sources tells:

• Mate, it's Andrew

• Andrew Landeryou. Don't you remember my donation from the AWU ball just a few weeks ago?

• Don't you say "Oh fuck" at me. I could get you jailed. Look, have you spoken to your ex yet?

• Not fucking Debbie Beale. That woofer Roxon.

• Waddya mean you haven't? This is important. Look, you've got to talk to her about the Royal Commission terms of reference. All that stuff with the Sergeant... He... He likes it. It's just a game. It makes him feel wanted...

• Hey, c'mon mate! I'm good to him! He's a retard! They don't get any loving from anywhere! Let me say it for the record: Sasha Uzunov is allowed to eat from Ronnie's feed bowl and drink his water anytime. I care for him!

[Mr Shorten hung up his phone]

Our photgraph shows another fat Labor sex pervert, former Tasmanian MP Terry Martin,who escaped prison despite fucking a 12 year old. Landeryou hopes his perverse abuse of the retard "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov will similarly escape the attention of the law.

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Has fat crim Andrew Landeryou discovered irony?

Today on his little-read phishing site Poxnews the morbidly obese drunken criminal Andrew Landeryou posted a link to a story entitled "How to Rack Up Debt and Ruin Your Life".

It is a fact that as a consequence of his criminality, drunkenness and incompetence as a businessman Landeryou:

• bankrupted his wife, the perjurer Dim;

• bankrupted his father, Big Bent Bill Landeryou; and

• bankrupted himself.

Curious to understand the criminal mind, we put the question to several leading psychiatrist: Has Andrew Landeryou discovered irony?

They replied: No, he simply has no conscience, no self-awareness and is so massively vain he cannot comprehend how hilarious it is for a big fat bankrupt criminal sitting on a stash of stolen loot to put up a link like that.
 
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Fat Andrew Landeryou plans prison pig-out

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, sometime husband of the perjurer Kimberley Kitching, today tweeted a Herald Sun article outlining all the gourmet delights available at Barwon Jail.

KFC is not on the menu, but with goose, pork belly and beer-battered bad boy chips available, there should be enough fatty food available to keep the criminal happy when he begins his extended stay there.

Landeryou though forgot to mention one item he won't like so much: meat between the buns; the massive man meat of Brutus Beefcake, Bubba and the rest of the Barwon Jail Hot Rodders stuck up between his buns brutally and repeatedly day after days despite his pleas and screaming and the injuries these repeated pack rapes will wreak on his rectum.

The thought of that would put even fat man Landeryou off his food!
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