The truth doesn't change

This patriotic crime and corruption fighting blog hasn't been updated for a while, for there is no need to. The truth doesn't change and the truth is this:

• Andrew Landeryou is a thief

• Andrew Landeryou is a fraudster

• Andrew Landeryou commits defamation every time he updates his evil blog of sleaze

• Andrew Landeryou is guilty of contempt of court

• Andrew Landeryou is guilty of multiple breaches of state and commonwealth electoral law

• Andrew Landeryou's ill-regarded Vexnews is a semi-literate concoction of lies and bile

• Andrew Landeryou is fat and bald

• And so it goes.

It is also important for all hardworking, law abiding patriotic people to remember that Andrew Landeryou's wife Kimberley Kitching is a perjurer who lived a life of luxury on the proceeds of his crimes and it would be an insult to the dedicated supporters of the ALP and the people of Australia if she was ever preselected for office at any level of government, let alone voted in.

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How Vexnews works (or rather, doesn't)

Andrew Landeryou is a lazy liar. Either trait is undesirable on their own. Together they will one day put him behind bars. For because Andrew Landeryou is a liar and is lazy he will get caught.

On Thursday afternoon he wrote:

The famed VEXNEWS Investigations Unit has uncovered a plot in the Prime Minister’s office by some within it to give up alcohol for the month of February...

On Tuesday morning the entire Federal Parliamentary Labor Party and their staff and the media email lists around the country had received this:

Literally hundreds of people knew this information yet it took more than two full days to filter through to Andrew Landeryou.

Still when he finally got it the fat crook presented it to the idiots who read his sleazy blog as brand new insider information.


What an idiot! What a bum!

Many thanks to our comrades in patriotism for passing on the details of this latest Landeryou scam and a copy of the original email from Ms Gillard's office.
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Fat crim chases windfall from winds

Morbidly obese criminal Andrew Landeryou has dispatched his mentally challenged gimp “Sergeant” Sasha Uzunov to Queensland for the second time in just weeks to plunder KFC from victims of a natural disaster, Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal.

“Andrew hoped the wind would blow KFC from shattered stores all the way to Melbourne,” a Fat Cave insider confided earlier today. “It might sound odd but you have to remember he is KFC obsessed, deranged, deluded, criminal and lazy, let alone drunk most of the time.

“When it didn’t flatten any of the really big centres like Cairns he ordered the Sergeant to steal a B-double and get up there pronto and loot any KFC he could find.”

Uzunov, an intellectually challenged former Defence Careers Centre tea boy, may find himself less than welcome in Queensland.

Numerous flood victims reported sightings of a backward looking man with an Alfoil covered colander on his head, Army Disposals camouflage and old Loyal Lodge of Oddfellows regalia worn as if military medals picking through water damaged KFCs, believed to be the soldier wannabe.

“We know what he looks like now,” one Queensland Disaster Authority official told Slanderyou New, speaking on the condition of anonymity.  “We’re ready and prepared. If he loots, we shoot.”

Mr Landeryou could not comment when approached by patriots as his fat face was stuffed full of KFC.

“Mmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffff,” he said while attempting to cram yet more in.
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