Criminal Andrew Landeryou, his perjurer wife and buddy of the Russian Mafia dad beg Bob Carr for jobs and safety

Since it was announced that Steve Bracks, one of the many Victorian leaders who turned a blind eye to the Landeryou crime wave (we wonder what inducements he may have received, patriots) has been appointed Australia's consul general in New York all the Landeryou clan have been on the phone to Bob Carr.

"You've got less than four months in office!" they've all been screaming, Fat Andrew himself, his corrupt, loathed and loathsome father Big Bent Bill and perjurer wife Kim Kitching, now busily involved in looting what is left of the HSU. "We need dipomatic jobs, offshore, and fast!"

Rapist of the retarded Theo Theophonous has joined the chorus. So has raffle rorter and Fat Andrew' biological father George Seitz. Perverter of planning laws Justin Madden has joined in too, along with belly dancer Diane Asmar and a regular Costa Nostra of sleazy scumbags in the Victorian ALP who fear the coming Abbott government will leave them facing lengthy prison terms and the tender mercies of Brutus .

And Slanderyou New can reveal something very, very special about their requests. They have all featured one special detail. "It's got to be somewhere that doesn't have an extradition treaty with Australia, Bob" all of them have added. "For pity's sake, please, please, please..."
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Fat crook Andrew Landeryou and his secret fantasy

The law abiding, hard working and patriotic sectors of the community were bemused today when the morbidly obese serial defamer, thief, fraud and failure Andrew Landeryou posted a link to an Elle feature on Versace through the ages on his phishing site of sleaze, Poxnews.

Landeryou is not known as a fashionista. Indeed, the last time he appeared in public, at the Sunshine Magistrates Court, he was wearing a three button suit that not only emphasised his waistline, but that he also clearly could not button up.

But Fat Cave insider Ronnie the Dog tells us "Andrew does not care for politics or power or money. He has just one obsession. He wants to look like Donatella Versace" (pictured below):

Andrew Landeryou is not only far, far, far madder than anyone has ever thought before. He would have to steal the equivalent of about ten times the cash he stole from Solly Lew to fund the surgery.
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How fat crook Andrew Landeryou debased the Eight Hour Day movement

I walked past the inspiring Eight Hour Day monument earlier this evening; the monument commemorating those decent men and women of so long ago who made Australia the workers paradise through progressive policies - including those that stood for eight hours' work, eight hours' recreation and family time and eight hours' sleep; a recipe for happy and productive workers able to claim top dollar for their efforts.

Here's the top of the monument at the northern end of Russell Street that commemorates their world-leading struggle.

Compare and contrast these heroes with  morbidly obese thief and fraudster and serial defamer Andrew Landeryou, his perjuring female impersonator "wife" Dimblerly Ditching (who failed to win preselection for Gelibrand despite running a campaign in whcih the laws of God, man and the ALP did not feature), Big Bent Bill, rapist of the disabled Theo Theophanous, raffle rorter George Sietz and the various sleazebags, rorters and criminals who now call themselves the Australian Labor Party.

This is Fat Andrew Landeryou's eight hour day: eight hours of extreme gluttony and inebriation, eight hours of distortions and defamation, eight hours of unconsciousness (accompanied by incontinence, but that retard "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov cleans most of that away).

So much for the struggle of our comrades of a century ago.
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Attention Andrew Landeryou: it won't wash in court

Decent, hard-working, patriotic and law-abiding Victorians have read this week of the sad case of a woman sent down for eight years over an $8,000,000 fraud.

Wendy Hope Jobson claimed she suffered from split personality. Judge Phillip Priest didn't cop it.

The morbidly obese theif and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, sometime husband to the perjurer and cross-dresser and failed preselection candidate and former bankrupt Dim Ditching, (who is now busily engaged in looted what assets are left at the HSU) stole $4 million from Sol Lew alone.

He has also attempted to portray himself as a sufferer from multiple dissociative identity disorder. He has gone by the names of Cait Catt, Catter8, Henderson Ross and Shirley - amongst others - and claimed to be several enthusiastic jihadi readers of The Age.

Try and tell that to the judge, son, is all we can say. Jobson got 8 years. You'll get enough for Brutus and that lads to guarantee your arse could take more heavy cargo than the Panama Canal.
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