Fat cunt criminal's seasonal shame

The criminal clan that is the Landeryou family engaged in their usual seasonal theft this year.

Thoroughly shameless and thoroughly gluttonous the thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, his female impersonator "wife" and perjurer Kimberley Kitching and a band of fellow HSU looters went from free Christmas dinner for the poor, homeless and down and out to free Christmas dinner for the poor, homeless and down and out eating everything they could. This is despite Andrew Landeryou already weighing over 500 kilos and being paid $750,000 PA in cash under the table under the new extra-specially corrupt HSU regime presided over by Dim being as in house "internet defamer".

A deserving someone who weighs less than 10 per cent of Andrew Landeryou's weight getting a charity Christmas feed.

Andrew ordered his the mentally backward bum-boy, the former Defence Careers Centre tea-boy "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov, to compile a list of where free festive food could be found. As the Sarge can neither read nor write that was unfortunate.

Ronnie the dog came to the rescue and drew up a guide to where the extended Landeryou crime family good get free feeds on Christmas day. They hired a stretch limo and cruised around the greater Melbourne and Geelong area and strayed as far out as Ballarat and Bendigo and the LaTrobe valley in their search for free Christmas feeds. They filled the limousine with disguises so they could go back to the same places several times. Attached to the limo was a refrigerated trailer filled with fine wine. The Landeryou group were spotted on several occasions outside homeless shelters, St Vincent de Pauls, Smith Family depots, Salvation Army Centres and the like washing down their free food with vintage Krug and pink Dom Perignon.

At the end of the day, despite having stolen $4 million from Solly Lew in the IQ Corporation fraud alone, Andrew Landeryou came home having gained 27 kilos in eating meals supposedly destined for those doing it tough at Christmas.

(Slanderyou New also hears that female impersonator Dim also slipped PCP to a number of homeless men in exchange for receiving rough anal sex while they were drug crazed.)

SLANDERYOU NEW MIGHT JUST TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND THE PATRIOTIC AND LAW ABIDING THAT ANDREW AND DIM ARE TWO OF BILL SHORTEN'S BEST FRIENDS AND THAT BILL TRIED TO GET DIM PRESELECTED FOR NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUT THREE - THREE, COUNT THEM PATRIOTS - SAFE LABOR SEATS. 

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Did Craig Thomson fuck Andrew Landeryou?

Andrew Landeryou's links with the criminal cartel known as the Health Services Union have been well documented. These, however, may be more bizarre and perverse than ever imagined.

An HSU whistleblower has contacted Slanderyou New. This individual has provided a sworn statement saying:

"Craig Thomson's payments to escort agencies are well known. What remains completely obscure is the fact that the criminal Andrew Landeryou and his female impersonator wife Kimberley Kitching hypnotised Thommo.

"He paid over the odds for escort services on several visits to Melbourne thinking he was enjoying St Kilda's finest when all he was doing was fucking Landeryou up the arse. The fat cunt loved it and the money went straight to his nefarious purposes."

Slanderyou New hopes Eric Abetz's Royal Commission will investigate further.

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SOLLY LEW'S MILLIONS WENT ON TRANSSEXUAL HOOKERS

Coming soon, a shocking new story involving the criminal career of Andrew Landeryou, exclusive to the patriotic staff of Slanderyou New.

Is that $4,000,000 stolen from Solly Lew in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

While we finalise this public service members of the law-abiding community may care to read about the latest allegations of Landeryou-linked HSU sleaze.

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Fat freak flees Shorten shame

Law abiding patriotic people will all know that it is none other than Bill Shorten who is the senior ALP figure facing rape claims.

What few people are aware is that Andrew Landeryou made the claims public when his "friend" became leader.

"Give me 25 per cent of your salary, 25 per cent of the entire opposition staff budget and 25 per cent of the donations the party receives and this will stay private between us, Bill," the fat freak told his priapic pal.

Shorten acceded immediately, but as soon as he tried to implement the plan it fell over.  The opposition leader is now toughing (and sweating) this one out. But he appears to be succeeding. There has been nothing on the story since it first appeared almost a month ago. Even the rapist Theo has avoided publicly high-fiving his fellow sex criminal.

The law abiding are now wondering if fat freak Andrew Landeryou may have bitten off more than he can chew (and that's saying something).

A Super Guppy aircraft arrived at Tullamarine this afternoon. It is will known as the only aircraft in the world that can carry Landeryou's weight and girth.

Both the AFP and ASIS have alerted their counterparts in Costa Rica.
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