Fat Landy's lost weekend

It is less than a week to the state election, but did the fat lazy criminal Andrew Landeryou get off his arse and update his hate blog Poxnews last weekend. Of course not!

He was too lazy when the Sunday Age sprung him for publishing a three month old piece of information 30,000 patriotic unionists were consulted about as "news" to bother to respond until the Monday.

So what did the fat lazy criminal Andrew Landeryou spend the weekend doing? Our cameras braved the Fatcave and here is the exclusive story:

Patriotic people may ask where there are no KFC wrappers scattered around the comatose form of fat lazy criminal Andrew Landeryou. He ate them. He always eats them in case they have soaked up any of the KFC fat.

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Fat bum wants free feed

No body reads fat bum and bludger Andrew Landeryou's evil Blog of Sleaze. It is filled with lies and bile and the site stuffs your PC full of spyware. The only people who end up on the site are perverts misdirected there by Google thanks to his deliberately placed references to bestiality and 1980's porn star Long Dong Silver.

All of this makes it quite a mystery why the lazy sod bothers to Tweet, but now the patriotic journalists of The Australian have the answer.

KFC, the paper reports, is offering a $20,000 university scholarship for the best Tweet.

Fat bum and bludger Landeryou isn't interest in higher learning. He would much rather steal from a university union that learn at a university. But he keeps Tweeting away in the hopes that he wins and the Colonel's friends lets him cash the scholarship in for $20,000 worth of KFC.

If he had $20,000 worth of KFC in his hot (and fat) little hands it would mean he would not have to send his brain-damaged retard gimp "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov down to his local store to pick him up a feed for as long as 36 hours.

"I've never seen Andrew work as hard on anything as he is on his Tweeting," a Vexnews insider told Slanderyou New, "not even when Newnham promised him $50,000 in used notes if he successfully smeared Les Twentyman."

A KFC bucket. Fat bum and bludger (and known criminal) Andrew Landeryou

eats over 85 of these a day, paid for with the proceeds of his infamous

IQ Corporation and MUSU thefts and frauds and other crimes.

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The perjurer in the premier’s party

SLANDERYOU NEW WORLD EXCLUSIVE

A senior office holder in Premier John Brumby’s Labor Party is a perjurer who lived an ostentatious life of luxury funded by the proceeds of theft and fraud, Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal.

The news threatens to destroy the Premier’s hopes of re-election on November 27.

Premier John Brumby will look even glummer when asked why

the perjurer Dimberely Ditching is a senior office holder in his party 

Dimberley Ditching, 40 stone, was elected a vice president of Victorian Labor at the notoriously corrupt party’s state conference in June this year.

Ms Ditching is the partner of the convicted thief and fraudster* Andrew Landeryou, notorious for the millions he illegally obtained from the MUSA and Solly Lew frauds and stashed offshore.

Ms Ditching lived in a Parkville mansion and drove a luxury BMW car both funded by her husband’s crimes until he fled overseas in an effort to avoid the law and she was declared bankrupt.

She was also an officer of her husband’s dodgy company IQ Corporation, the vehicle used to steal millions of dollars from Mr Lew.

Yet when called to account in the courts Ms Ditching denied all knowledge of her husband’s activities and the sources of his supposed wealth in a cut and dried case of perjury.

Ms Ditching now helps support her husband’s little-read Vexnews, a website devoted to criminal libels and planting phishing tools in the computers of the few people foolish enough to visit it in an effort to steal their online banking and share trading details.

Decent law abiding citizens were shocked that that such a person could hold office in the Premier’s party when Slanderyou New informed them yesterday.

“That’s a disgrace,” one mother of three said. “I was a Labor supporter up until I heard this news but I’m now voting Green.”

A friend who was with her agreed. “These people should be in jail,” the woman said. “No one will vote Labor if they know the party is full of people with such a blatant disregard for the law.

“It’s the Greens for me too.”

* Andrew Landeryou has been convicted of multiple counts of theft and fraud (amongst other crimes) in the Court of Public Opinion
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Electoral fraud punished in the UK. Why not here?

The patriotic and law-abiding readers of Slanderyou New readers may have seen this report from the reputable journalists of the ABC:

Court overturns lying politician's election win

Britain's shadow immigration minister Phil Woolas has been ordered to forfeit his seat in Parliament after High Court judges ruled he lied during his election campaign.

The judges heard Mr Woolas ran a "risky" campaign, stirring up racial tensions in campaign leaflets by suggesting his opponent Elwyn Watkins was pandering to Muslim militants.

Mr Woolas was also accused of wrongly stating Mr Watkins had not lived in his constituency prior to the election.

The judges found Mr Woolas knowingly made false statements and declared the May poll result void.

It is the first time in 99 years a general election result has been overturned in court.

Mr Woolas has been fined and banned from entering the election re-run, but he will fight the ruling.

If similar laws applied in Australia we would have seen a second byelection in Kororoit.

The $50,000 cash Stephen Newnham gave Andrew Landeryou for services rendered (via the fat man's old partner in online spivvery Ed Dale) would have been wasted.

And the results of the forthcoming state election in any electorate "reported" on by the morbidly obese transvestite criminal, compulsive liar, fantasist and serial defamer Landeryou would be open to challenge.
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Shameful sick crim Andrew Landeryou's beastiality binge

Andrew Landeryou is a known sex pervert. He pretends to be a woman and has several female false identities.

He accepted advertising from the escort agency Anastasia International on his old Blog of Sleaze, published fellow deviant Andy Quah's home-made porn and larded his evil Poxnews site with references to 1980's porn star Long Dong Silver to divert other sickos searching for smut to his page.

But now he has reached a new low and a new depth of perversion. Andrew Landeryou has published bestiality material on Poxnews.

The morbidly obese sicko claims he has a story on troubled NRL star Joel Monaghan. This is just cover.

Landeryou's lust for his own four-legged friend Ronnie is well known. The man fat transvestite crim is obsessed with sex with animals.

He has published a photo of a man receiving oral sex from a dog on his evil Poxnews site to sate his own perverse appetites.

This is a gross breach of the law by Landeryou yet again. Harsh penalties apply for the evil pervert's crime: heavy fines and long custodial sentences.

Will his corrupt Labor mates let Landeryou thumb his nose at the law and escape criminal prosecution yet again? Can they risk it in the middle of an election campaign?

Ted Baillieu must demand action or he is not fit to govern our state!
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