Morbidly obese criminal oddball Andrew Landeryou will never admit it publicly, but he knows his plans for a political career have been dashed. But he has a Plan B and a proxy.
His porcine wife Dimberley Ditching can become an MP and collect all the bribes etc that Landeryou hoped to pocket.
The only problem is that this plan, like all the plans hatched by fat Andy, is fundamentally flawed.
Dimberley enjoyed an ostentatious life of luxury on the proceeds of his thefts and frauds, yet when claimed she knew nothing when she was dragged kicking and screaming into the dock amongst cries of "Privilege!"
Many patriotic people suspect Dimberley of perjury.
Unfortunately for her political career and her criminal husband's hopes for more ill-gotten gains she also has a publicly-documented record of dishonesty, as reported by Melbourne's most reputable news source The Age.
Read on, patriots.
The Sunday Age January 9 2005 page 20
Spy
By Lawrence Money
Kim sure can stretch a dollar
REAL estate gnomes say the towering edifice at 114 Park Drive, Parkville, has to be worth $4 million. That makes it all the more puzzling why the sole registered owner, former Melbourne city clowncillor Kimberley Jane Elizabeth Kitching, was among those thrown out of office in the November poll.
In a casual browse through the Labor Party membership rolls last week, Spy noticed that young Kim, who bought her Parkville mansion in 2001, paid ALP membership at the $45 rate each year since. That equates, under Labor's salary-indexed charges, to an income of under $32,000! Talk about stretching a buck.
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This article from the Age of August 14 2004 is a good patriotic read:
ReplyDeleteKimberley Kitching, a Melbourne City councillor, was the registered company secretary of IQ Corp from October 1999 to February 2000 and, according to documents filed with the Australian Securities and Investments Commission, was a secretary of some IQ companies until May 2001.
Kitching's demeanour as a witness was belligerent and theatrical. Before counsel for the liquidator had asked even the first question, Kitching cut him off and asked for someone to explain the layout of the court because, she said, she had not been there before and wanted to understand who all these people - the solicitors at the bar table - were.
This caused some surprise in the court: Kitching is a qualified lawyer. She told the court that her duties with Melbourne City Council now took up so much of her time that she was not currently practising law, nor did she have a current practice certificate.
Kitching said she had been employed or contracted by IQ - the dates of her employment are not clear - and was paid about $50,000 a year.
But Kitching said she did not have any receipts, personal bank statements, nothing - not even income tax returns - that would show the payments.
Kitching said those sorts of documents about her personal finances would have been kept at the IQ offices by Andrew Landeryou's sister, Anne-Marie Landeryou-Mason, who earlier gave evidence that she was "a jack-of-all-trades" at IQ - the company book-keeper, receptionist and personal assistant.
Anne-Marie's husband, Matthew Mason, was not employed by IQ but the court heard that the company reimbursed him for certain expenses.
Precisely what Mason did for IQ and the nature of those expenses is not yet clear.
The Landeryou clan, Kitching and Mason plumped themselves into the witness box before Registrar Jane Mussett this week only after counsel for the liquidator asked the court to consider issuing arrest warrants because they declined to turn up under summons.
Andrew Landeryou followed his wife into the witness box.
His evidence was given with his face mostly turned away from the liquidator's counsel, and he prefaced every question - even when asked to state his name - by citing "privilege". Several times during Landeryou's evidence, the registrar threatened to refer him to a judge for contempt of court.
For his part, Landeryou said it was "contempt, utter contempt" that his wife had been "dragged" into the examination.
Asked what position Kitching held at IQ, Landeryou cited privilege and said: "I do not recall, or care."
Indeed, the evidence of the Landeryou family members was riddled with a surprising inability to recall or remember very much about the company.
Bill Landeryou on Monday pointedly and aggressively told the court that even though he had been a director of IQ he did not retain any financial records, any notes, floppy discs, CD-roms, emails, statements or correspondence that may have transpired between himself, IQ and several of the company's officers. Nor did Landeryou-Mason, nor did Mason.
The Landeryous insisted that they did not know what happened to the company's records after the landlord unceremoniously evicted IQ from its premises in Sturt Street, South Melbourne, in 2002.
Peter Brannighan, who was chief executive of IQ's subsidiary, Betworks, in late 2000 and was employed as a consultant until October 2001, handed the court his own cardboard box of company records, and said the last time he saw any other files they were in boxes at Sturt Street. He said Andrew Landeryou at the time had told him all the firm's records, furniture and computers would be placed in storage.
This article from the Age of August 14 2004 is a good patriotic read:
ReplyDeleteKimberley Kitching, a Melbourne City councillor, was the registered company secretary of IQ Corp from October 1999 to February 2000 and, according to documents filed with the Australian Securities and Investments Commission, was a secretary of some IQ companies until May 2001.
Kitching's demeanour as a witness was belligerent and theatrical. Before counsel for the liquidator had asked even the first question, Kitching cut him off and asked for someone to explain the layout of the court because, she said, she had not been there before and wanted to understand who all these people - the solicitors at the bar table - were.
This caused some surprise in the court: Kitching is a qualified lawyer. She told the court that her duties with Melbourne City Council now took up so much of her time that she was not currently practising law, nor did she have a current practice certificate.
Kitching said she had been employed or contracted by IQ - the dates of her employment are not clear - and was paid about $50,000 a year.
But Kitching said she did not have any receipts, personal bank statements, nothing - not even income tax returns - that would show the payments.
Kitching said those sorts of documents about her personal finances would have been kept at the IQ offices by Andrew Landeryou's sister, Anne-Marie Landeryou-Mason, who earlier gave evidence that she was "a jack-of-all-trades" at IQ - the company book-keeper, receptionist and personal assistant.
Anne-Marie's husband, Matthew Mason, was not employed by IQ but the court heard that the company reimbursed him for certain expenses.
ReplyDeletePrecisely what Mason did for IQ and the nature of those expenses is not yet clear.
The Landeryou clan, Kitching and Mason plumped themselves into the witness box before Registrar Jane Mussett this week only after counsel for the liquidator asked the court to consider issuing arrest warrants because they declined to turn up under summons.
Andrew Landeryou followed his wife into the witness box.
His evidence was given with his face mostly turned away from the liquidator's counsel, and he prefaced every question - even when asked to state his name - by citing "privilege". Several times during Landeryou's evidence, the registrar threatened to refer him to a judge for contempt of court.
For his part, Landeryou said it was "contempt, utter contempt" that his wife had been "dragged" into the examination.
Asked what position Kitching held at IQ, Landeryou cited privilege and said: "I do not recall, or care."
Indeed, the evidence of the Landeryou family members was riddled with a surprising inability to recall or remember very much about the company.
Bill Landeryou on Monday pointedly and aggressively told the court that even though he had been a director of IQ he did not retain any financial records, any notes, floppy discs, CD-roms, emails, statements or correspondence that may have transpired between himself, IQ and several of the company's officers. Nor did Landeryou-Mason, nor did Mason.
The Landeryous insisted that they did not know what happened to the company's records after the landlord unceremoniously evicted IQ from its premises in Sturt Street, South Melbourne, in 2002.
Peter Brannighan, who was chief executive of IQ's subsidiary, Betworks, in late 2000 and was employed as a consultant until October 2001, handed the court his own cardboard box of company records, and said the last time he saw any other files they were in boxes at Sturt Street. He said Andrew Landeryou at the time had told him all the firm's records, furniture and computers would be placed in storage.
"A cross-dressing Victorian P-plater who crashed, killing his girlfriend, has avoided jail after a judge found he would be subjected to bullying in prison."
ReplyDeleteI see that the NT government wants to ban the sale of four litre casks. What will the Victorian government do about criminal drunkards who make mentally retarded ex Catering Corp potato peelers steal trucks and drive them up to Rutherglen and return with a load of their cheapest fortified wine?
ReplyDeleteEl Gordo started his blog promising to tell where the IQ Corp money went and to name names but more than 5 years later we are still waiting.
ReplyDeleteIt's a simple question: "Why did a company that allegedly had between A$500,000 and A$1 million a year in billings, by your own admissions, go belly up?"
Your blog used to slam Solly Lew all the time but nowadays you are silent.
Is that because you, Andrew Landeryou, made a deal with your former partner, whom you spent the best part of the 1990s boosting, to escape bankruptcy?
Enquiring minds want to know, Buddha Boy.
Cait Catt told us that Kimberley is an honourable woman and that when she was on the Melbourne City Council she was the only councillor who claimed NOTHING for council expenses and that she never went on one overseas junket. Cait also said we need Kimberley in Parliament. With a record like Cait suggests I think Kimberley would be a valuable MP.
ReplyDeleteAndrew, Kimberley never went on an overseas junket because bankrupts are banned from leaving the country.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Kimberley's association with IQ Corp. and the bankrupt Landeryous scuttle any further attempts at political office?
ReplyDeleteNot to Shirley's sick mind.
ReplyDeleteThis is what too much KFC does to you!
Kimberley Kitching is a perjurer.
ReplyDeleteHer husband is a thief and a fraudster.
How she can be employed by a minister of the crown is utterly beyond me, particularly one who occupies the most senior and sensitive financial portfolio.
I wonder if VicPol, OPP and ATO are too scared to prosecute Landeryou because of his bizarre courtroom antics.
ReplyDeleteOK. It's hard to prosecute someone who is a cunning dunny rat, suffers acute courtroom amnesia, relies on 'privilege', and tells endless lies.
But this is why the Justice system exists at all. It is supposed to be able to root out the worst criminals if determination is applied.
Government agencies are under tremendous pressure because of unfettered immigration and political malfeasance.
But an example needs to be made of fraudster Landeryou, and as soon as practicable. Otherwise, the impression is created that it is OK to lift an occasional million here or there!
The eternal question remains.
ReplyDeleteHow can a man suspected of two multi-million dollar frauds be running a 'news' blog which libels and stalks exemplary Australians? He poses as a journalist and 'editor-in-chief' although completely unqualfied.
Malfeasance has occured in not pursuing the prosecution of this son of a former State ALP Minister.
Vexnews simply expunges criticism and reminders of Landeryou's criminal past. It is a nazi entertainment site that provokes silly comments from idle surfers who do not realise they are on one of a handful of world wide web sites actually run by a criminal.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou's censorship is one thing. The coverup by the Victorian ALP and its government agencies is another.
WTF! The brumby government is waiting for a report from Melbourne Ports about shifting containers from Melbourne to Geelong or Hastings. This means that either brumby hasn't given up on a BIG Australia, or Melbourne's Webb Dock is an irrestistible lure for the developers who actually govern Australia.
ReplyDeleteFuture histories of this exceedingly corrupt period in Australia's economic development will name names, politicians, corporate and developer crooks and provide illuminating reading. The millionaire ceo's of today don't give a shit. They and their families just love the millions.
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