Friday, March 16, 2012

Andrew Landeryou: first with the worst

Vexnews' reporting is as truthful as the evidence Kimberley Kitching gives under oath.

Take the morbidly obese thief and fraudster's claim earlier this year that the Premier's chief of staff Michael Kapel was going to get the seat of Kew. Days later it was announced he was off to San Francisco.

This week the fat crook has announced Australia Post boss Ahmed Fahour was going to become chairman of the Future Fund, Wrong, wrong and wrong.

Vexnews is as full of shit as its KFC-stuffed editor in chief, sole reporter and copy boy.

First with the worst? First with the least accurate, anyway,




18 comments:

  1. Andrew Landeryou is not a journo, and you can't get stories or test the truth of them sitting on the sofa at home.

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  2. Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma.

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  3. Sir Lesley do you require me to pick up your order of P15S and bring it to your luxurious appartment?

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  4. Vexnews is widely read by Scandinavians who are fascinated by a blog run by a crim. They love identifying Andrew's fake comments. It is a game.

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  5. How weird is this! Andrew approached the World Olympic Committee with suggestions for three new competitions. First was a millions stealing event. Second was about forgetting the most about company papers and affairs. Third was writing a worthless blog while indulging in onanism.

    The Committee threw out the first two ideas because hundreds of thousands of crooked corporate shonks around the world would be eligible. The heats would last for years. They dismissed the third idea as ludicrous because Landeryou would be a clear winner.

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  6. What an abominable scandal! Even Andrew must be choking on his KFC family packs about this!

    The latest KFC TV ads proclaim that many of its products are free range. An impression is created that these are superior, healthier products.

    This is just weeks after STEGGLES claims that chickens are 'free to roam' in large barns were ruled misleading and deceptive by the consumer regulator. The chooks are free to roam in an area about the size of an A4 sheet of paper. This is vile animal cruelty.

    Steggles are KFC's suppliers. If Steggles's are being misleading and deceptive, so are KFC's new Ads.

    It's time for government regulators including the laughable ACMA to actually do something!

    For God's sake - DO SOMETHING!

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  7. We sardines thought we had it badSunday, March 18, 2012 12:30:00 AM

    Steggles are nasty animal-abusing shonks. RSPCA should be patrolling their over-crowded factories every day, and closing down every one where animal cruelty takes place. KFC should pull its misleading and deceptive 'Free Range' TV Ads at once.

    No wonder KFC chicken meals taste so revolting and are dripping with bad fats.

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  8. Like most Aussies I thought Steggles were a quality Australia company. My family have been buying their chickens, on that basis, for thirty years. No more. We are shocked by how crooked they turned out to be.

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  9. This blog is dripping in smegma!

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  10. Slanderyou, what made you start sniffing girl's bicycle seats?

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  11. Foreskins that drive the national econmyMonday, March 19, 2012 1:42:00 AM

    Andrew - on March 16, 2012 01:04 AM, you praised smegma. If this blog is dripping in it, that must be good, eh Andrew? You silly Twat!

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  12. Sir Lesley Twentytonneguts HRHMonday, March 19, 2012 11:24:00 PM

    Fill I'm out of p15s can you pick us a few slabs? 20th Man will cover the damage.

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  13. A bad night for repugnant Australian governments on ABC-TV tonight. Gerry Harvey told Lateline that politicians were "useless" at State and Federal level. A panellist on QandA said Julia was monotonous and a bad communicator. Tony Abbott got a couple of hefty serves too. Politicians are expensive luxuries the Nation can't afford.

    Declare all government seats vacant. Let's have some new blood for God's sake!

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  14. I see Landeryou has visited this patriotic site libelling Les Twentyman OAM and former Victorian of the Year yet again. What is libellous is Landeryou's contention that Twentyman is misusing government funding and private donations for his personal benefit. This, if untrue (and it obviously is), is a particularly vile charge against a trusted social worker on the frontline. In the past, Landeryou has suggested that Twentyman is a pederast and a drunk. During the Kororoit election campaign, Vexnews through Landeryou actively interfered in Twentyman's campaign as a candidate by concocting misleading and deceptive claims and making false claims on Vexnews. VEC should have had Vexnews closed down and Landeryou prosecuted.

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  15. Germaine Greer on QandA praised Juliar, but went on to say she has a fat arse. Australian voters want to kick her rump over the goalposts at the MCG!

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  16. The continuing defamation of Cardinal PellTuesday, March 20, 2012 12:55:00 AM

    Landeryou continues his weird criminal libels on Cardinal Pell and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott. Here is the latest:

    Brother Abbott we must repeal this filth and act on those prophylactics being so freely available. Every spermatozoon is our Lord’s sacred seed. Didn’t young James enjoy our special ‘induction’ into St Chesters Choir yesterday, the Lord does provide us with such sheer joy with those young parishioners!

    Posted by Cardinal Pell | March 19, 2012, 21:48

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    This is extremly tiresome criminality. The government internet watchdog apparently cannot apply to Vexnews or Landeryou. Otherwise the sleepy watchdog would have acted. Luckily, the Catholic Lawyers Collective in Sydney is preparing writs on behalf of the Church. The watchdog is named as a defendant as well as Vexnews and Landeryou.

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  17. The Augean Stables at VexnewsTuesday, March 20, 2012 11:27:00 AM

    The repulsive defamation of Pell and Abbott (above) has been removed from Vexnews. The only person who can do that is Andrew. But a critical comment from a person called Fred remains. Andrew does so much censorship house-cleaning that he quickly loses track.

    That's what happens when you are up to your ears in shit.

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