"Cross dressing robber charged" a report in Melbourne's oldest and most reputable news source The Age said today. What it did not talk about was Andrew Landeryou's involvement in the crimes.
These are the facts as reported: a sad sack 24 year old male has been charged, appeared in court in Geelong and is being held on remand after holding up a servo south-west of Melbourne while dressed as woman. But there is more - as Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal.
The charged man is a long-term Vexnews reader. And this is what he told police:
"I love Vexnews and before I read that I always used to read Andrew Landeryou's blog of sleaze, the OC.
"I was impressed by the way fat Andrew always used to boast that he had never even been charged despite stealing $4 million from Solly Lew with a bit of help from his perjurer wife and Ed Dale in the IQ Corporation fraud and at least another million from the students at Melbourne Uni because of his connections with corrupt figures in Labor Unity. I also noted that Fat Andrew often claimed to be a woman called Shirley, Rita Randles or Cait Catt.
"I joined one of Richard Marles branches, mindful of how Fat Andrew had defamed his predecessor Gavan O'Connor for fighting branch-stacking and started committing crimes while dressed en transvesti. I now find myself in jail and it is all because I read Poxnews and Fat Andy's Blog of Sleaze."
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Unfortunately, many Geelong residents are addicted to Vexnews. The city has a population of cargo-cultists who invest in looney ponzi-scheme scams and scream loudly when their dosh disappears.
ReplyDeleteHowever, on an upbeat note, Geelong Bikers are still searching for Landeryou's Melbourne address. They want to beat him into a pulp.
Hundreds of Australians, libelled by the mad stalker and crook, would love to help them.
The reason Andrew Landeryou has become a mad hermit is his recent digestive problems. Doctors at The Royal Melbourne Hospital say Landeryou has a "slow leak" of infectuous "bio-hazardous gases". They finally prescribed a giant industrial-grade butt plug to seal his "puckering, gaped orifice".
ReplyDeleteLanderyou has objected in writing to the Melbourne Fire Brigade Board because MFB Hazmat trucks follow him about constantly in inner Melbourne.
SENIOR male executives at Australia's largest transport company, Toll Holdings, have been disciplined for sexually inappropriate conduct during a business meeting that offended female staff.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking on condition they not be identified, two female Toll staff said the behaviour of the men reflected a culture of sexism, bullying and harassment within Toll's biggest division, Toll Global Express.
When managers look down they see monkeys. When staff look up all they see are arseholes.
More intellectual theft on Vexnews where Landeryou has stolen a story and photo of his favourite hate target Sol Lewd.
ReplyDeleteAs Sol and the Melbourne University Students Union already know - if it isn't nailed down Andrew will nick it!
Andrew has transferred his klemptomania to his brand of 'journalism' where stories, images and ideas are frequently ripped-off.
I see that Andrew is still posting fake comments about his own blogs on Vexnews.
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Rosie love I’ll think I going to have to get a porta potty installed in the Bentley. This anal leakage is doing me in.
Posted by Solly Phew | August 29, 2012, 19:07
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Only Andrew would know so much about Sol's posterior. He had his tongue up it for several years while he was setting up the IQ scam.