Thursday, September 6, 2012

Andrew Landeryou in sick sex shame - fat crook abuses retard

Earlier this week Andrew Landeryou shocked and sickened the decent, hard working and law abiding readers of this patriotic blog by posting graphic descriptions of sexual perversion in a comments thread:
While anal play may be considered kinky and somewhat taboo, it's a sexual practice that more than a few men and women, regardless of sexual orientation, enjoy. In men, this potent pleasure point is the prostate, which is found inside their anal canal. The prostate's primary function, however, is to aid in reproduction. It does this by secreting a fluid into semen before ejaculation occurs, helping with sperm mobility and prolonging the life of the sperm once it leaves the penis.

Before anal play, it can be helpful for your partner to urinate and/or have a bowel movement before you begin. You can cut and file smooth your fingernails as well, so that there are no rough or jagged edges. Relaxation is also important, minimizing or preventing the possibility of tearing the thin lining of the rectum, and setting the stage for pleasure. Some people relax by taking a warm bath. Others begin by sensuously massaging their partner's body, slowly leading to the butt and inner thighs, using or adding massage oil or lubricant. For safer anal play, you can wear a latex glove with a dab of water-based lubricant on it.

When you are both ready, you can begin massaging your partner's prostate externally. Using your index and middle fingertips, you can touch, rub, stroke, or press his perineum (the area of skin from underneath his testicles to his anus), trying various sensations and pressures. Using your other hand, you can stroke other parts of his body for additional arousal. This is the beginning of the massage, so encourage your partner to communicate with you about what feels good to him.

As your partner begins to enjoy the sensations, using water-based lube, gradually insert your finger(s) into his anus. You may both need to experiment with various positions that allow for easy access. In the meantime, you can begin with him lying on his back. Insert your finger(s) about an inch or so, and when your partner is comfortable, move your finger(s) in an upward motion along the wall of the rectal lining that faces the front of his body. Try to locate a round bulb of tissue — this is the prostate. Once you locate this area, move your finger(s) in a "come here" motion, as if you were asking someone to move closer to you so that you could whisper a secret. Use your finger pad(s) on the tip(s) of your finger(s) to massage the prostate, and be mindful of not using your nail(s). Ask him what feels good and how he wants to be touched. While you are touching your partner in this way, you can ask if he wants more or less pressure, or slower or faster strokes. You can also ask him if he wants you to touch his penis, testicles, or perineum simultaneously. Some men like oral sex or kissing at the same time, too.

Be aware that receiving anal stimulation may cause feelings of having to go to the bathroom. More often than not, this is just a "feeling" that the stimulation causes and may take some getting used to. If your partner indeed does find pleasure from this experience, it might set him over the edge if you rhythmically or irregularly press on his prostate gland before or during ejaculation. It is even possible for men to orgasm through prostate stimulation alone.

Hopefully, you'll hit the jackpot with this rectal rub
 Landeryou's virile member vanished beneath folds of flab when he was just 11. It has not been seen since. Landeryou has never enjoyed the healthy pleasures of sex in a normal or natural way.

Now though Fat Cave sources tell us that not only has he described his sole source of sexual activity in his filthy post and not only does he force his retarded gimp, the self-styled photo journalist and expert on all thing military "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov to perform these perversions on him, but that a photo exists of the fat crook awaiting the poor brain-dead Sarge's rectal ministrations:


Ugh! Eew! Yuck!
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32 comments:

  1. Why are mental health advocates silent on this? Shame!

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  2. The Poms once had an enviable legal system, but that was more than a century ago. Nowadays, they are prepared to happily deport people including Julian Assange to a foreign jurisdiction like Sweden. The Australian government has done bugger all to help him.

    The Poms have managed to snaffle all the bail money put up by several prominent supporters of Assange.

    Fug the Poms!

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  3. Bailleau should stick his trombone up his khyberFriday, September 07, 2012 12:16:00 AM

    The Age says "Water from the desalination plant will begin trickling into Melbourne's supply in the next week".

    I live outside Melbourne and rely on rain water but will soon receive government bills for this gigantic rip-off. I already receive the Annual Parks charge for far off Melbourne Parks, and the weird Waterways charge.

    Everyone, including rural Victorians is being screwed by incompetent big spending state governments.

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  4. I was fascinated to see that fatso Landy got out of bed before 9 this morning to do a piece on his old Crikey colleague Christian Kerr's latest axe job on the Greens. It shows he is quite loyal in his own way.

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  5. i thought for a moment i saw a peniz in that picture then i realised it was an old kfc drummstick stuck in andys flab his folds of flab are probbly full of reminders from his gluttinous meals and i wouldnt be surprised if lnderyou is infested with rats mice and cockroaches and other vermin who live between the folds of flab all over his body

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  6. Many of the recent NASA Mars photographs are fakes. Ronnie the dog is working for the FBI and secretly introduced a miniature camera into Landeryou's ear.

    The vast vacuum and emptiness of the internet madman's head has thus been fully revealed for the first time. No signs of intelligent life there. Just a desert of shit.

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  7. The Age has been told at least one councillor at Darebin Council has been asked by the Ombudsman to provide a statement on the influence of David Asmar, an electorate officer for federal Communications Minister Stephen Conroy, on the council.

    Mr Asmar is married to deputy mayor Diana Asmar and is on leave from Senator Conroy's office. Senator Conroy was a strong critic of the Ombudsman's Brimbank report in 2010. Media minnow Vexnews and its mad editor Andrew Landeryou attacks the Ombudsman frequently.

    Oh dear, Conjob is in the shit yet again.

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  8. Some blokes just can't get enough!

    Bill Shorty used to bonk 'plain jane' Nicky Rockhead. Eeeew!

    More recently he dumped his wife Deborah, "an endlessly intelligent, supportive and loving woman" for Chloe B, the GG's daughter, then got his secretary preggers...

    Bill and Conjob once used to be Landeryou's skulling mates, but they shed him like the pox when he turned to crime.

    Shorty will need to be publicly castrated before he can become a future ALP leader. The GG is said to carry a concealed chainsaw...

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  9. Hey Theo,

    This is great! Everyone seems to have forgotten all about us and our depraved escapades. I wonder whatever happened to that lazy, unemployed Greek woman we had to pleasure.

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  10. Hey, give me a break guys! I object to this crap. Seriously, I tripped over a bundle of hansards and accidentally porked my secretary. So what. Shit happens!

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  11. Jeff Kennett, the corrupt former premier who sold most of the state's public assets to his buddies, is harder to get rid of than a shit stain on your jocks. He is still clinging to his job as chairman of beyondblue (good luck getting through if you are feeling suicidal)...

    How come there are so many self-proclaimed 'christians' - like Jeff and Mad Monk Tony Abbott - who love to shaft ordinary working people and benefit their own undeserving, dodgy mates? Even Ted Bailleau, who I'm sure is a good 'christian', is carving up Victoria for his corporate crook pals too.

    Jesus wept.

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  12. Landeryou is so far up himself all you can see are his toes sticking out.

    I counted over a hundred of his fake comments on his Vexnews blogs tonight. It's sad really, 'Boofa' and 'Wenchy' (Landeryou's inexplicable long-running political in-joke) are there. So is a woman labelled HRH, a soubriquet normally reserved for Les Twentyman - and outpourings of nutty hatred for the CFMEU.

    Landeryou should be certified insane and deported to Iceland, where his ultra-right views would result in him being burned as a witch.

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  13. Australian Paralympic Team = 38 Gold medals.

    Moral cripple Landeryou = 0

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  14. Juliar should get the arse just for paying off Nicky Rockhead with the AG gig for shafting K Rudd. Nicky was a dud as a legal clerk. Now she is turning Australia into a police state with internet and email snooping.

    The Eureka Stockaders are puking in their graves.

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  15. I'd love to see ABC's QandA program coming from Cronulla RSL club.

    The panel's softies and righteous pollies would get short-shrift from downright Australians (who are rarely heard anymore) and not the QandA audience of weirdos who try to warp the nation with irrational views and tweets.

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  16. Q and A is skewed towards nutters and degenerates. It is the only place on TV where they can get sympathetic claps from other nuts.

    Most Aussies sit in embarressed, horrified silence.

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  17. If you go fishing in the Slough of Despond with a bright light and a bait of live column inches, sooner or later you will hook strange-looking coelacanth Nicola Roxon, considered to be a living intellectual fossil.

    Nicola wants to shut down discourse in the undercurrents of the internet - and tweeting by "trolls", piranha-like creatures that savage loons like her.

    Tetrapod Nicola could have demonstrated creek cred by closing down nazi hate site Vexnews. Criminal Andrew Landeryou, son of a former ALP state minister, has been writing criminally-libellous hate blogs on 'The Other Cheek' and 'Vexnews' for years and years.

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  18. Anal itching, also known as itchy bottom, pruritus ani or anusitis, is irritation and sometimes inflammation of the anus - located at the exit of the rectum. Itching severity varies and is usually exacerbated by such factors as type of clothing worn, whether the patient is seated or upright, moisture levels, pressure and general rubbing of the anal area. Anal itching can become so severe that some people find it intolerable, describing the sensation as one of incredible burning and soreness.

    Anal itching is not a disease in itself, but rather a sign or symptom. In the majority of cases, there is an underlying cause or condition which causes the anal itching. However, sometimes the underlying cause is never found.

    Regardless of the cause, virtually every type of anal itching sign or symptom can be successfully treated.

    Anal itching is much more common than people realize, probably because it is not exactly something most people will reveal to others, apart from the their doctors. According to the National Health Service (NHS), UK, about 1 in every 20 British people experience "itchy bottom". It is four times more prevalent in males than in females. Although anybody can develop anal itching, people aged 40 years and more are more likely to get it, compared to younger individuals.

    According to Medilexicon's medical dictionary, pruritus ani is "itching of varying intensity at the anus; may be paroxysmal or constant, associated with seborrheic candidiasis or moniliasis, with irritated and enlarged hemorrhoidal veins, or may occur independently of any cutaneous lesions in association with systemic disease."

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  19. Australian voters are being left with an impossible choice - Liberals (The Toffs) slash workers jobs and cause fear and loathing. The ALP (The Mega-Nannies) give us unwanted 'reforms' like the carbon tax nobody understands, and have unfairly made low-income smokers the highest tax-payers in the country.

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  20. I had the great privilege during the Kennett government's blitzkreig on rural schools of meeting with and working with Mary Bluett of the Education Union. I became an admirer of her then and ever since. I don't think she has sold out the kids, not even once!

    I can't say the same for the evil Kennett government or any of the subsequent governments that have sold out the kids, schools, teachers and the educationn system.

    Mary, thanks so much for your 31 years of wonderful service to Victorian schoolkids. You exhibited tremendous personal courage and passion at the highest level against reckless, relentless political wickedness.

    You will be sorely missed.

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