Sunday, March 17, 2013

Fat crook Andrew Landeryou St Pat's Day scam

Many people of Irish descent were founders of the Labor Party or have played key roles in our great organisation since, but that has not stopped the morbidly obese criminal Andrew Landeryou from organising a cheap and opportunistic criminal scam on their national day.

Infuriated that Labor powerbrokers have decided that having a perjurer who lived the high life off the proceeds of crime - his sometime wife Dim Ditching - preselected to replace Nicola Roxon would be a bad look, he has ordered his mentally disable gimp Sasha Uzunov to dress as a leprechaun, as below

Landeryou has charged the retard Uzunov to visit Irish pubs and steal the wallets of Guinness-affected revellers. He will then take the cash and use their credit cards in his frauds.

Oh the shame!
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48 comments:

  1. Oh dear. Landeryou is clearly unaware that Brutus' family were originally known as the "O'Beefcakes".

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  2. It's not just Brutus. Bubba calls himself Bubba because he considers Padraig a poofy name.

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  3. Bubba will fuck off with one smack in the mouth that I will happily issue. By the way Pell and Abbott are kiddy fiddlers, Twentyman is a fat pisspot who as done zero for the west and young people unless he has got a kickback or publicity or something 'else' from 'helping' the young person.

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  4. I'm far too busy impregnating my latest secretary to be involved in leadership debate.

    Jeez, I love rooting!

    If I keep this up long enough, everyone in Australia will be related to me!

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  5. Andrew 'Anonymous', you couldn't knock a flea off a rice pudding let alone give anyone a smack in the mouth.

    When the time comes, you will be squished like the horrible fat bug you are.

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  6. The tax gathering politicians in Canberra are back today for a week, sitting on their rotten plump arses - before going off on another SEVEN WEEK BREAK!

    They are lazier than Landeryou.

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  7. Another rip and tear in my rectum, after another big night in my fav bath house.
    Oh pain but such pleasure.

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  8. That's nothing like the damage that will be done to Landeryou's anus in Barwon Jail and the damage that will be done to both his a Dim Ditching's bank accounts when the successful libel lawyers and forensic accountants have gone through them all.

    Why does perjurer and benefitter of the proceeds of crime Ditching insist on going for preselection? It's an old line but it's true: she's only making it worse for herself!

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  9. Andrew Landeryou is panicking about his stolen millions in Cyprus banks (and so is Theo who pointed Victoria's most obese crim to them).

    The public holiday in Cyprus today meant Andrew couldn't get through to save his stolen cash.

    The way things are going, Landeryou could lose the lot! 90% of nothing is nothing!

    Cypriots are doltish peasants and are already rushing ATMs. Cyprus is going banrupt.

    Andrew know what that feels like.

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  10. Theo,

    For God's sake, do something quickly!

    We have funds in Cyprus banks thanks to your ministerial endeavours which are starting to disappear.

    Did we win anything when you bought large amounts of Tatts tickets after you got off for b*nking that ugly, unemployed woman without permission?

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  11. The Friends of Cait Catt and Senator ConroyMonday, March 18, 2013 11:33:00 PM

    SlanderyouNew is and continues to be the blog of filth.

    Fatt Catt at the Daily Planet tells everyone within hearing distance that SlanderyouNew is one of their worst clients, and the girls there don't want to have anything to do with him. The management have banned him unless he pays in advance in cash whenever he wants a "special." Cash and not credit cards as these normally fail because he doesn't pay his bills and the card issuer cancels his cards. He also has a bad credit rating from Veda Advantage, and probably Dun and Bradstreet as well.

    Your filth will catch up with you SlanderyouNew.

    And make sure you use a condom. A lady at a rival brothel is infected with some naughty disease, and if you want to continue to edit this filthy blog I urge you to use adequate protection whenever you visit a new sex worker, which you obviously do as the Daily Planet frequently refuses your custom.

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  12. Isn't the Daily Planet a brothel? I heard it's located in Horn Street in Elsternwitch. That's a free ad randy readers of this filthy blog. Also you might get to meet Cait Catt's sister.

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  14. I am so looking forward to seeing my old friend Brother Ridsdale? He is really one of us. I must remember to take home to Sunday School at St Chester's so he can continue our pastimes of Catholicism.

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  15. Melbourne Defamation LawyersWednesday, March 20, 2013 12:27:00 AM

    Mr Andrew Landeryou should really clear up his current financial standing.

    Is he liquid? Has be declared his Cyprus funds?

    His Vexnews news website does not provide an address for service as required by law.

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  16. That dumbelle Nickola Roxon was one of Australia's daftest politicians ever...

    She's been replaced, but the idea that Dimberley 'Dim-Dum' Kitchen is being groomed to be Nicola's ultimate successor is laughable. In fact, Dim's so dumb she married the fat criminal fraudster and internet madman Andrew Landeryou.

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  17. AG Mark Dreyfus is no friend of free speech either.

    Nazis Conjob and Dreyfuss soon will have us all sitting in embarrassed silences too frightened to say anything.

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  18. I was only dancing with the goat’s hind legs and my pants fell down that is all Officer, I am not like Banyardi or Joyce.


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  19. I reckon the Cyprus government will be forced to absorb all of Landeryou's stolen millions.

    The island is broke and crooks laundering their stolen millions should contribute.

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  20. AFP is investigating.

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  21. Tony I have plenty of KY for the 'rimming' sorry I mean induction of little Joel into St Chester's choir at Sunday's morning song.

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  22. So much for Landeryou's "You read it here first: the media laws will get through".

    That was a lie up there with the lies Kimberley has told courts while under oath.

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  23. Bubba the Barwon BuggererThursday, March 21, 2013 11:00:00 PM

    Once the Hot Rodders, Geelong Bikers and CFMEU members have finished with Landeryou he will be able to easily stick the Eiffel Tower up his klacker.

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  24. Juliar would still be yelling abuse and promising new taxes under 900 litres of wet concrete.

    The opposition haven't been able to dent her once. Nearly everyone in Australia wants her gone. But the Howard left-overs haven't managed to get rid of her after years trying.

    The ALP is farked. The Coalition is fixated on keeping the unwashed battalions broke.

    Who to vote for in September?

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  25. Please Cardinal Pell give me a night off from boring my rectum with your catholic bayonet.

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  26. The people that fat crook Landeryou hates seem to do rather well:

    The Age says Dean Mighell is going to write Bob Katter's IR policy!

    Andrew Landeryou writes irrelevant nonsense and libels on his hate site Vexnews and vile blasphemies here under false names.

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  27. I broke Andy's anal sphincter last night. The super glue from the $2 dollar shop worked a treat.

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  28. A new Australian book '101 Vagina' has photographs of, guess what - vaginas!

    But what I would like to know is why is there a photograph of Andrew Landeryou in it?

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  29. I think the Sarge is having a lend of us.

    Everyone knows Andrew has a prolapsed hoo-haa, and that any braveheart could clamber up inside to rummage for the stolen millions.

    The Sarge was probably bonking 'Ronnie'...

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  30. You forget that Uranus is not just a planet; its a feeling!

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  31. Landeryou's wasted lifeSunday, March 24, 2013 1:14:00 AM

    Federal MP Sophie Mirabella is busily sticking it up former crooked councillors in Wangaratta. She is doing what fat Andrew can't. He hides in anonymity in the secrecy of his illegal nazi hatesite Vexnews spitting buttplugs.

    Years ago, Sophie blew the whistle during Andrew's presidency and huge crime wave at Melbourne University Students Union. Stewing the fruity scumbag helped hone her nose for corruption. She can now smell a human rat at a thousand metres.

    Landeryou is reduced to writing scat and blasphemy on this patriotic website.

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  32. Melbourne University admin was too embarrassed to call for the prosecution of Landeryou, the errant son of a former ALP state minister. Landeryou and his crim mates virtually stripped the Students Union building and many union assets, and nearly bankrupted the university.

    The rotten crook should have been prosecuted.

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  33. Landerou was a feared standover man in those days. He exploited women and weak men.

    Not a lot has changed.

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  34. ALP's smug Deb O'Neill is spewing. She has been overlooked for promotion by Juliar despite the most abject displays of fawning, suck-holing and a raft of daffy 'Dorothy Dix' questions, seen in recent days.

    Deb has more suck than 500 vacuum cleaners.

    Juliar, to her slight credit, realises Deb is a complete dud.

    The ALP has many female duds.


    (Deb sits in the background during parliamentary question time next to another matronly hag, Laura Smyth' who minded 'Chicken Kevin' in last week's debacle).

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  35. Or gee I am going get me old fella in her gob then, as me bloody PA is preggers. Fuck I can't stop getting a hard on and spraying me load at the ladies.

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  36. Mad Landy has decided to employ Lander & Rogers Lawyers (bottom feeders off the public purse), which managed somehow to 'exonerate' nutty Kew primary school principal Dr Kim 'toilet torture' Dray. Their report took 19 days to assemble at enormous cost to Victorian taxpayers. Dr Dray's return to the school wisely is being resisted by parents, teachers and pupils.

    As usual, the abominable education department isn't listening.

    Landeryou thinks Lander & Rogers Lawyers could 'exonerate' him of the MUSU and IQ Corp allegations, and his endless criminal libels against Les Twentyman, Archbishop Pell, Tony Abbott, Chris Pyne, and many others, too.

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