Fat bum wants free feed

No body reads fat bum and bludger Andrew Landeryou's evil Blog of Sleaze. It is filled with lies and bile and the site stuffs your PC full of spyware. The only people who end up on the site are perverts misdirected there by Google thanks to his deliberately placed references to bestiality and 1980's porn star Long Dong Silver.

All of this makes it quite a mystery why the lazy sod bothers to Tweet, but now the patriotic journalists of The Australian have the answer.

KFC, the paper reports, is offering a $20,000 university scholarship for the best Tweet.

Fat bum and bludger Landeryou isn't interest in higher learning. He would much rather steal from a university union that learn at a university. But he keeps Tweeting away in the hopes that he wins and the Colonel's friends lets him cash the scholarship in for $20,000 worth of KFC.

If he had $20,000 worth of KFC in his hot (and fat) little hands it would mean he would not have to send his brain-damaged retard gimp "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov down to his local store to pick him up a feed for as long as 36 hours.

"I've never seen Andrew work as hard on anything as he is on his Tweeting," a Vexnews insider told Slanderyou New, "not even when Newnham promised him $50,000 in used notes if he successfully smeared Les Twentyman."

A KFC bucket. Fat bum and bludger (and known criminal) Andrew Landeryou

eats over 85 of these a day, paid for with the proceeds of his infamous

IQ Corporation and MUSU thefts and frauds and other crimes.

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