Missing criminal Andrew Landeryou in his persona of "Shirley".
The KFC gives him away.
KNOWN ALIASES: Cait Catt, Catter8, Shirley, Henderson Ross and numerous others
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Gross morbid obesity, baldness, KFC addiction, drunkenness, criminality, racism, transvestitism, political extremism, deranged and deluded nature
NOTES: Criminal and sleaze-monger Andrew Landeryou appears to have been missing for over a month now going by the sporadic updates of his little-read hate blog Vexnews. Nobody misses him at all but it is hoped he is still alive to face prosecution and imprisonment on multiple counts of theft, fraud, dishonesty, criminal libel, exploitation of a mentally retarded former Defence Careers Centre tea boy ("Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov) and breaches of the state and federal Electoral Acts.
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Landeryou takes up close to half a hectare. It is amazing that he could go missing.
ReplyDeleteSlanderyouNew reaches a new low level in filth.
ReplyDeleteSlanderyouNew is the blog of filth, and always has been.
Stop your defamatory comments about me or face the consequences.
Imaginary people can't sue, Cait.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Slanderyou New says Andrew Landeryou is drunk, deranged and deluded.
Nazi blog for retards Vexnews is libelling Les Twentyman OAM, former Victorian of the Year AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteWhat a pathetic twerp Landeryou is. Les Twentyman is worth two billion Andrew Landeryous.
My day in court with President Landeryou is coming.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that strange frizzling sound? Seems like landeryou's tiny knackers are getting fried all over again.
ReplyDeleteIn court, he is overcome by amnesia and claims privilege.
He is mine! All mine!
ReplyDeleteCait Catt has a new relative. No, not Fatt Catt. She works at the Daily Planet, a brothel in Elsternwick.
ReplyDeleteCait's new relative is Julie Catt. She's a psychologist, and was a panel member on SBS1 tonight. She's American, has had several husbands (typical Yank)and she would love to meet her relative Cait.
How about telling us the address of the Fat Cave Cait?
Andrew is apparently thinking of a paywall for Vexnews. He wants visitors to pay for reading waffle using KFC vouchers.
ReplyDeleteReading Vexnews will soon cost the equivalent of a KFC family feast.
If Andrew published his physical address (as he is required to do by law regarding Vexnews), he would have to do so from a hospital bed. There are hundreds of people who like to give him a biff or two. Me too!
ReplyDeleteI have always understood that a certain part of Landeryou's "exploitation" of the brain-impaired Sarge was sexual in nature. Could any patriots elucidate?
ReplyDeleteI'm up late this morning after watching the tennis. I missed the program on SBS with my alleged relative. Anyone tell me what it was about?
ReplyDeleteAs for the Daily Planet, I am not responsible for the fact that my sister works there. I understand she's a receptionist, not one of those naughty ladies there who attend to SlanderyouNew because he tips them from his great wealth.
I dislike the mental image of Landeryou watching late night tennis twiddling a KFC drumstick up his clacker and sucking sherry.
ReplyDeleteVexnews hasn't been updated for yonks except for criminal comments about Archbishop Pell et al all bearing the tell-tale signs of Landeryou's lame handiwork.
Landeryou will feature in The Age soon. The crippled OPP will be forced to act. Y U M!
Moral microcosm Landeryou's friends in high ALP places, who have been protecting Vexnews for years, are going to feel the sting of justice at long last too my Liberal pals say.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the fat loon? We have everything from a flood levy to the Broadmeadows brawl that threatens to spill over into the courts running and yet Poxnews stays silent. Perhaps Buddha Boy has realised that if you weigh 500 kilos and spend most of your time drunk it is impossible to keep up.
ReplyDeleteVexnews has a Broadmeadows blog although it is quite impossible to undertand because of Landeryou's execrable research and writing style. He promised an insider's analysis, but a kindergarten kid could have provided a more insightful overview. Andrew's sources have obviously dried up again now that Theo, Shortning, Conjob, and Brumble have burned up.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou is like a dead wombat with its ear on the ground, hoping to pick up 'inside' ALP news.
ReplyDeleteIts hopeless, Landy. The ALP is utterly farked. Involuntary bowel movements, anal puckering, and gaseous discharges are all the ALP can offer nowadays.
Julia is going to be fried for her flood levy too. Where do they get all these duds?
On the other hand, Ted is all talk! Given the Liberals' history of screwing the working man, inactivity is good!
ReplyDeleteWhen the honeymoon is over, the Libs will screw Victorians comprehensively - as they always have.
A Patriot on this site sought details of Landy's physical relationship with the Sarge.
ReplyDeleteThis goes on all the time at the Landeryou household. It seems kinda normal to me, but only because bizarre behaviour IS the norm.
The Sarge has to dress up as Benito Mussolini while Landeryou porks him in his top nazi 'Josef Goebbels' outfit. I've seen Landeryou dressed as Napoleon and General Montgomery but, what the hell, I've seen Andrew in a lot of weird outfits over the years.
I liked Vexnews's blogs about us so much, I am going to ram his teeth so far down his throat he will only be able to eat by sticking a spoon up his a*se.
ReplyDeleteFat Boy Landeryou, the crazy moral midget, is gonna get juiced big time in H.M. Barwon Gaol. He won't be able to sit down for years.
ReplyDeleteBummer!
No wonder Landeryou illegally hides his physical address as required by law for Vexnews, a so-called news source. This fact alone proves the government watchdog is dead and not doing its job. Sack the lazy public servants and jail the fat crim.
ReplyDeleteIn the Jewish News today Solomon Lew has a letter supporting removal of the minor GST exemption for online purchases made overseas.
ReplyDeleteLew says this exemption significantly advantages overseas retailers, thereby seriously disadvantaging retailers and importers in Australia. Does it? Australian retailers have high markups. Online purchases are rarely more than Australian prices. Only where retailers charge excessively is there any advantage buying overseas. Remember there is a high postage cost to be paid in almost all cases on overseas purchases.
Lew and his fellow associate in crime Gerry Harvey are screaming because their profits are lower. They whinge about unfair competition. How many Australian businesses have gone to the wall because of their predatory pricing?
Only Vexnews stands in the way of these shonks. The Jewish News ought to be ashamed of itself giving Lew oxygen.
I genuinely feel sorry for Landeryou given what is in store for him at Barwon.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Landeryou is a law abiding ethical and honest person. The comments made about him on this blog by an inmate of Barwon Prison, and let us pray that the Baillieu government will deny Mr Beefcake internet access so his threats will no longer appear on this blog, are obnoxious. Rants from a convicted criminal. The prison authorities should examine Mr Beefcake closely, and deny him access to all prison facilities. The best practice would be to lose the key to his cell and let him rot.
ReplyDeleteVexnews covered in some detail elections at the Melbourne Unitarian Peace Memorial Church in the latter part of last year.
ReplyDeleteAllegations are surfacing via email from an unsuccessful candidate that the ballot was rigged, and that the person who rigged the ballot works for ASIO.
If true this is fascinating stuff. The returning officer, who is said to have rigged the election, was heavily involved in branch stacking for the ALP Right, and possibly still is, in the Batman electorate. Is ASIO also implicated in branch stacking? Will Vexnews let us know?
Justice will not have been done when Andrew Landeryou is locked away.
ReplyDeleteIt will only be done when he has been bashed and raped multiple times.
Ethics and honesty aren't in the Landeryou repertoire, which is why Brutus Beefcake is going to screw some sense into the madman when he arrives at Barwon Jail.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Landeryou illegally hides his physical address as required by law for Vexnews, a so-called news source. Lots of honest Aussies, libelled on Vexnews, want his address so they can come around and give him a few sturdy whacks. What a detestible weiner he is.
Less sacrilege and libel against Archbisop Pell, Tony Abbott and the little blonde choirboy yesterday on nazi hate site Vexnews. Landeryou should visit this site much more often for realistic moral instruction and advice.
ReplyDeleteMore lies on the blog of filth.
ReplyDeleteVexnews is Australia'a greatest news site.
SlanderyouNew will never win a Walkley. Vexnews will.
VEXNEWS is first with the worst. And even with heart-warming stories of love in the whispering corridors of power.
ReplyDeleteVexnews is again a world first with its scoop of the latest Canberra dalliance.
Back in August last year, Vexnews exclusively reported denials from then The Punch now news.com.au editor David Penberthy that he was having a “romantic liaison” with glamorous federal minister for Employment Participation and Labor moderate Kate Ellis.
You can read the original on Vexnews.
Andrew Landeryou is brilliant. Where does he get all his scoops from? He should put a pay wall on his news site and charge people money to look at it. It's well worth it.
The email comment below appeared yesterday on The Mercury on line, Hobart's News Ltd newspaper. I bet it was written by SlanderyouNew:
ReplyDeleteI wish metro had fatty-free busses. I'm sick of being crammed between stinky, sweaty obese people. And places like KFC should not be allowed to sell fat people food. Their automatic doors should be connected to weighbridges, too fat and the doors don't open. And there should be separate hospital waiting lists for these people.
Posted by: Get off your big butt and go for a walk 3:02pm Saturday
I watched The Biggest Loser: Families tonight as I was sure it would feature the morbidly obese Landeryou clan. I was surprised when it did not.
ReplyDeleteI know Channel 10 has really ramped up its news coverage this year. They must have decided that despite the Landeryou clan's obesity they did not want to have their new focus on news tainted by any network association with such a notorious site of lies, bile and plagiarism as Andrew Landeryou's blog of sleaze called Vexnews.
Channel 7 featured Sportsbet all over its coverage of the tennis. Channel 9 had Betfair all over its cricket coverage. Repugnant. Betting companies are corrupt parasites. This was the business world imagined by Landeryou and Sol before Landy did a dash with the cash. The fat crim would be disgustingly rich today if he hadn't done a runner with all those millions.
ReplyDeleteChannel Nine is so dollar-driven it makes me puke. The avalanche of advertising on the "Free TV" channels is making TV almost unwatchable. My remote is getting a very heavy workout these days.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou is still publishing libels on Vexnews without providing his address for service as required by law. The Vic Attorney will be getting a detailed complaint from me about this criminality.
ReplyDeleteThe Herald-Sun and Australian apparently are finding the shocking Bailleau Lib docs of considerable interest. No word yet from The Age.
Landeryou should turn Queen's evidence against himself!
Looks like 2011 is going to be a tsunami of libels on neo-Nazi hate site Vexnews. MP Kate Ellis is the latest victim getting a bucketing from nutcase Landeryou's army of fake commenters.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he illegally keeps secret his address for service as required by law. Broken fingers are always an unpleasant sight, especially when they are then stuffed up a miscreant's butt.
Bought a pack of ciggies today which had gone up again by more than two dollars.
ReplyDeleteThe indexing of gluttinous and unreasonable excise taxes by crooked governments is making Australia unaffordable even for rich drug barons, criminals and corporate bosses - let alone ordinary punters like you and I.
Time to send these twits a huge fat message - "Stop screwing us all ALL the time".
Landeryou, had he not followed his criminal instincts, might have become a minor Nazi mole inside the ALP government machine. As shown on Vexnews, he is a most devious, dodging, slimey, lying propagandist. He would have made an ideal, lazy Brumby Minister.
ReplyDeleteTough Titties, Andrew! You still owe us years of time at Barwon Gaol.
Australia used to be sort of OK before Howard, Rudd and Gillard turned us into an overcrowded diaspora.
ReplyDeleteGod! If only they knew how much older Australians, whose nation has been turned upside down and inside out, deeply hate them and hope they rot.
Today Tonight says all chooks turned out by Ingham's are Halal. In other words, they have been dedicated to Prophet Mohammed and blessed. Steggles probably do the same.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that, cretinous Aussie pollies - you betrayers of all us Ockers!
And don't forget Landeryou set up a Halal Chicken enterprize. He too is a devotee of the dollar, whether stolen or not.
Prince of Thieves Landeryou has invested in a mass impregnation program, and chants 'Ali Baba al Akbar' as he slits the throats of weak old pullets.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the Lebo boys will have the same trouble finding him as have the Skips here. They are just more determined. Skips are softies. After all, they let us all in.
Oh for a cyclone to hit Melbourne and blow away the filth and corruption of the Bracks and Bumby years (or at least blow down a KFC on top of fat criminal Fat Andrew Landeryou)!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWillard the Weatherman wants a cyclone to hit Melbourne. Unfortunately what he wanted has been given to the Banana Republic.
ReplyDeleteThe solution, Mr Willard, is a reincarnation of Joh, the greatest Premier Queensland and Australia ever had.
If Joh was still Premier there would have been no floods. If Joh was still Premier there would have been no cyclone. Joh had a direct line to God. Didn't Gough Whitlam once call Joh a "Bible Bashing Bastard." Whitlam got sacked soon after he said this.
Let us pray that we get another Joh. We need him. He was great.
I just visited Vexnews which has again turned into a moribund, turgid dungheap. Landeryou is the laziest blogger on the net. He dreams of being a real journo some day, but Vewnews today is a laughable kindergarten news site with nazi overtones. Even Josef Goebbels would be severely embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteWhat a mad, scary world we now live in. Landeryou on Vexnews libels and rubbishes ordinary Aussies. TV advertising warns of cancers and dozens of over-dramatised disasters that government thinks we are all prone to.
ReplyDeleteThe overall effect, although perhaps not intended by individual organisations or government departments, is one of creating panic and depression in the community.
Give us a break from from all your sissy calamities.
So far the late night "emergency" coverage of Cyclone Yasi by Channels Nine and Seven have been complete fizzers. Let's hope that remains the case tomorrow.
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