“Andrew hoped the wind would blow KFC from shattered stores all the way to Melbourne,” a Fat Cave insider confided earlier today. “It might sound odd but you have to remember he is KFC obsessed, deranged, deluded, criminal and lazy, let alone drunk most of the time.
“When it didn’t flatten any of the really big centres like Cairns he ordered the Sergeant to steal a B-double and get up there pronto and loot any KFC he could find.”
Uzunov, an intellectually challenged former Defence Careers Centre tea boy, may find himself less than welcome in Queensland.
Numerous flood victims reported sightings of a backward looking man with an Alfoil covered colander on his head, Army Disposals camouflage and old Loyal Lodge of Oddfellows regalia worn as if military medals picking through water damaged KFCs, believed to be the soldier wannabe.
“We know what he looks like now,” one Queensland Disaster Authority official told Slanderyou New, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “We’re ready and prepared. If he loots, we shoot.”
Mr Landeryou could not comment when approached by patriots as his fat face was stuffed full of KFC.
“Mmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffff,” he said while attempting to cram yet more in.
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“Mmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffffmmbfffff.” If only Vexnews made so much sense.
ReplyDeleteSuch is Buddha Boy's drunkenness that he often loses control of both his bladder and his bowels
ReplyDeleteOnly repeated violent anal rapes and vicious physical assaults delivered by Brutus, Bubba and the lads throughout his lengthy year prison term will convince Landeryou that crime does not pay.
ReplyDelete"The famed VEXNEWS Investigations Unit has uncovered a plot in the Prime Minister’s office by some within it to give up alcohol for the month of February," the fat shonk wrote this afternoon, Thursday.
ReplyDeleteA media note saying just that had already gone out MORE THAN 48 HOURS EARLIER, ON TUESDAY MORNING.
Andrew Landeryou is a shit full of shit.
Vexnews - the internet's Slough of Despond - is still malfunctioning a month into the New Year.
ReplyDeleteLazy nazi blogger Landeryou can only manage a few pathetic paragraphs at a time, with only a handful of column inches of blether a month. Yet Vewnews has a small but devoted readership of idiots. Most of the comments thay add to Vexnews blogs are easily traceable to the editor.
With all the vast inactivity on Vexnews lately, I thought Editor-in-Chief Landeryou must have jetted away to an Israeli kibbutz, there to provide hard, meaningful labour and community service.
ReplyDeleteBut No, the mean fat scab is still here occasionally adding to his vile nazi gossip site with disgusting calumnies and libels.
For God's sake, why isn't the feral crim in Jail?
One of the newest Hot Rodders here has been making a butt-plug as a present for Landeryou when he finally arrives. Devanesan, my new Tamil mate, has added various poisonous sea plants and venoms. "Mr Bubba", he says, "please don't touch the butt-plug whatever you do, or you will die a horrible death".
ReplyDeleteI asked Devanesan why he hated Landeryou so much. He replied that Landeryou was "racist white trash with nazi tendencies".
Sounds fair to me.
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