Thursday, December 1, 2011

Shootings in Brunswick

Why is it that every time the news comes out that a criminal has been shot in Brunswick it turns out that the criminal is not Andrew Landeryou? It is such a pity.

It would be easy to shoot Landeryou too. He is such a large target.
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26 comments:

  1. Not touching the shooting advocacy!

    But Andrew is a detestible crud whose detestible Vexnews nazi hate site is a bowl of shit that he stirs occassionally,

    The lazy bugger as usual has retired for the weekend, missing the Sol Lewd pool demolition order. Landy is a pathetic amateur journo who seems to miss everything.

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  2. What really happened is that the poor kids accidentally stumbled upon Fat Andrew Landeryou's evil blog of shame Vexnews:

    Rabid bats kill eight children in Amazon

    * From: AFP
    * December 04, 2011 10:37AM

    AT least eight children in Ecuador's Amazon basin region have died after being bitten by rabid bats."

    So far the deaths of eight children have been confirmed," Health Minister David Chiriboga said in a statement after meeting with President Rafael Correa.

    The deaths have been reported since November 17 in isolated indigenous communities in Morona Santiago province.

    Correa said authorities were trying to convince the local people "not to fear modern medicine" because they turned to traditional healers instead of doctors after the children were bitten.

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  3. Theft and fraud are the Landeryou ways. Brutus Beefcake, Bubba and the Hot Rodding men of Barwon Gaol will subject Fat Andrew Landeryou to multiple brutal anal rapes day in and day out. Law biding members of the citizenry notable for their patriotism hope and pray that this will make the morbidly obese criminal repent his crimes. More realistic folk do not share their optimism. They believe that even more extreme violence will be needed to subdue the evil that is Andrew Landeryou. They look forward to a world where the Fat Man, his female impersonator wife Kim Kitching, Anthony van der Craats, Ben Cass, Sasha Uzunov, the rapist Theo Theophanous, George Seitz, Big Bent Bill Landeryou, Stephen Newnham, Bill Shorten, Stephen Conroy et al are sewn together lips to ass a la The Human Centipide and forced to eat each other's shit.

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  4. Good God Theo!

    I may have been a wayward little prick (occasionally) in your quest to punish unemployed women. But it is a bit thick for people on this site to be using the 'R' word again. I note that all the people listed above as The Human Centipede including Kim have tiny dicks.

    While I'm at it, Rita stuck me in a cup of liquid nitrogen while you were pissed the othe night. I looked like half a matchstick. With a flick from her I would have chipped right off.

    Theo, thibk about this. It would have turned you into a c*nt!

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  5. Vexnews's new format of short, meaningless blogs allow self-styled Editor-in-Chief Landeryou almost unlimited time to indulge in onanism and other forms of self abuse.

    The guy has become an inveterate WANKER!

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  6. I find this site odious in the extreme. My Sis Cait is in rehab at the moment. Otherwise she would be tossing cat turds in this direction. If Andrew wasn't so busy just now he would be laying you low!

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  7. Nicola 'The Mad Mouse' Roxon isn't an Attoney General's enema. As health minister she demonstrated utter contempt for human rights and acted like a demented nanny.

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  8. McQuicksand and senators Nick Cerie and car were all duds. But Juliar's mates Shorty, Pliberbabble, Combat and Rockhead have proved yet again that turds always pop to the top!

    Fat Andy's always favoured his crooked mates. He is probably why Conjob didn't get a kick upstairs too.

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  9. There are some serious suggestions about Barwon inmate Brutus Beefcake this morning in the Fairfax rags. Seems Andy could be in big trouble from Brutus if he is ever unfortunate enough to enter that establishment. Hulk Hogan is said to have had an affair with Mr Beefcake. Brutus must be a very randy man. I'd be afraid he might give me AIDS if he ever got up my bum. I tried to put this on Vexnews but it was deleted. Cait Catt, Kimberley's sister, ought to be ashamed of herself. Is she out of rehab yet? The news media are all over themselves about this story -

    Hulk Hogan is suing his ex-wife for defamation, saying her claims that he had an affair with fellow wrestler Brutus Beefcake are "ridiculous" and "insane".

    Hogan, whose real name is Terrance Gene Bollea, filed the lawsuit against his ex-wife Linda Bollea in Florida last week over claims she made in her book Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes, or while promoting it, that he was violent and had affairs with men.

    She claimed he had an affair with wrestler Edward Leslie, known in the ring as Brutus Beefcake, The Booty Man and Dizzy Hogan, who began his career with Hulk Hogan and was often billed as his brother.

    Hogan told Us Weekly he was baffled by the claims.

    "After the four-year crazy divorce I thought I'd heard everything I could hear in the courtroom," he said.

    "Then, all of a sudden she says I abused her, that I was violent. She told everybody that I was a homosexual.

    "If any of that was true, I would admit it, and [if] I was a homosexual I would embrace it.

    "It's just so crazy to hear, so I have a real problem with it.

    "If you're going to say I'm something that I'm not to try to ruin my career and my livelihood ... I have to answer her back.

    "It's so ridiculous. I don't mean to laugh about it, because it's not funny. But it's insane. It doesn't make any sense to me."

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  10. Feeding frenzy on the public purseThursday, December 15, 2011 4:24:00 PM

    Juliar and the Mad Monk getting a 31% payrise!?! What for? They and the rest of the rats have been busy ruining Australia particularly in the last decade.

    Now the greedy pigs can afford their indexed taxes and charges, the surge in prices of everthing, and cities and towns packed to the rafters...

    Governments in Australia are becoming unaffordable.

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  11. Motorists are being comprehensively screwed. Gouged by the greedy petrol companies whose calculators always excessively err on the side of their profits, the 38 cents a litre federal government excise tax = and now the dumb Bailleau government in Victoria wants more for rego.

    Landeryou under a false name must be advising creepy treasurer and election promise-breaker Kim Wells.

    I have started dusting off my bullock cart.

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  12. Bailleau is sending Victorian brokeFriday, December 16, 2011 1:29:00 AM

    In our house, we call the scrooge Bailleau government "The Juliars". They have broken more election promises than we can count. And they wring their hands about all their rises. They are Liberal assholes who love bumming the unwashed battalions and feathering their own nests. The detestible, arrogant Brumby government let these loonies in.

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  13. One of Bailleau's chief advisors is a woman named Cait Catt.

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  14. A gigantic class-action is looming for Channel Nine and AMISaturday, December 17, 2011 1:28:00 AM

    Channel Nine and the criminals from The Australian Medical Institute are at it again. Now its a new Oral strip technology for premature ejaculation being telemarketed. The Australian Federal Court ruled that AMI's nasal spray didn't work in 2004. No proof exists that the oral strip works either. This is a huge scam. A lot of people should be fined or in jail for false advertising.

    Patriots on this blog will remember AMI's earlier efforts featuring 'Stiff and Stiff' the silly naked men who played a piano using their dongs. Channel Nine supported this appalling piffle for years. Then there was'The Longer Lasting Sex' adverts on freeways that led to the biggest protest in Australia about advertising. ACMA said it would fix it but failed for many years. Hopeless. AMI boss Jack Vaisman just ignores Australia regulators. He thinks they are as weak as piss. So do I.

    Channel Nine has promoted this massive scam for far more than a decade. They love the advertising dollars. It doesn't matter that the product doesn't work. They are as guilty as the imaginary 'doctors' from AMI and should be punished accordingly.

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  15. Bailleau government transport minister, former Colac carpet salesman Terry Mulder says his model train set at home always runs on time. Tezza said recently he spent nights rolling around in his bed wrestling with his new 8.6 per cent rise in transport costs.

    He is proof why carpet salesmen shouldn't be running a chook raffle let alone a statewide transport system.

    That's what happens when we let an amateur trombone playing Premier into the top job. Lots of discordant notes, not much music.

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  16. Don't AMI advertise on Vexnews? Do ASIO men use it? After all as Ms Catt continually tells us both ASIO and the CIA are great fans of Vexnews. So too is Ms Catt, the imaginary woman from Werribee. Now what do they do at Werribee that Cait is full of?

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  17. We need far bigger gaolsMonday, December 19, 2011 1:24:00 AM

    AMI is a big TV advertising spender, but they are also crooks whose product just doesn't work. Channels Seven and Nine can't later plead they didn't know about this. The Federal Court was explicit in its condemnation of the scam nearly a decade ago.

    The whole advertising department of Channel Nine should be going into Barwon Gaol where it belongs - they are shifty con-artists who worship dollars.

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