He bought his son's silence with KFC, creating the intense psychosexual relationship the sleazy blogger has with the fatty food.
Such was the frequency with which young Andrew was prostituted out and given KFC that he became morbidly obese at an early age. As he became fatter and fatter, he could only be pimped out to the most perverse of paedophiles.
"Andrew Landeryou was subjected to the grossest and most bizarre abuse imaginable," Bravehearts founder Hetty Johnston told Slanderyou New. "No wonder he is one of the grossest and most bizarre people in this land. It is a tragic case."
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ReplyDeletePulitzer Prizes were handed out yesterday.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of Vexnews.
Vexnews steals stories, images and ideas from legitimate news sources.
Landeryou is a plagiarist.
Pulitzer Prizes were handed out yesterday.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of Vexnews.
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Landeryou is a plagiarist.
Landeryou seems as obsessed with excrement as he is with KFC. Perhaps he was forced into skat games as a child.
ReplyDeleteOver the past week, beastly imbecile Landeryou has posted inappropriate comments on this site about scatology, urology, panties, women's hygiene, and now haemorrhoids and farting.
ReplyDeleteThis in itself it utterly bizarre. To do so in an effort to destroy this site by filling it with weird garbage is revolting.
Try posting comments like his on Landeryou's own Vexnews hate site, and you will find your comments censored, blocked and removed. He comes here out of devilry, but won't allow free speech on Vexnews.
Go figure!
We all wish poop smelled better, but the fact of the matter is that when someone dumps it smells up the whole bathroom. Why?
ReplyDeleteFill come on ya little runt I'm out of piss, pop down to Liquorland and get us a brew - no worries me charity will cover the damage.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou contributes so little.
ReplyDeleteLes Twentyman contributes so much.
It is like comparing chalk and shit, Andrew 'Mr Scat' Landeryou represents excrement.
Landeryou is full of it.
Landeryou is a diseased, disgusting, feral pig.
ReplyDeleteOn Vexnews, he is using a vile new malware cookie that defeats the "Block all Cookies" Microsoft filter.
This is why the internet is so dangerous.
The mad, pudgy internet stalker is on the prowl again.
On Vexnews, Landeryou has just made his one-hundred-and-fifty-third attack on Sol Lew.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou when attacking Sol never discloses his earlier close business relationship with Sol; the missing millions; or why he now eschews the compact with Lew that protected him from criminal prosecution.
There were amazing earlier courtroom scenes, where several members of the Landeryou family, staff of Andrew's IQ Corporation, suffered from extreme amnesia. The Company papers and millions of investors' dollars had vanished. Noone could remember anything.
Fat Boy, who seems to be turning his site into a celebrity news and trivia links page, has put up a link to a story today entitled "Police seek cross dressig fugitive". Patriots will remember how Landeryou himself went by the name of Shirley for many years while evading the law.
ReplyDeleteA new topic, Why do muslims smell so bad?
ReplyDeleteFuck off Landy. This story might explain your mental disorder, if not your's and your fat and ugly wife's criminality:
ReplyDeleteA Sydney family has won a case against fast food giant KFC after salmonella poisoning left their daughter paralysed.
The family of Monika Samaan says the then-seven-year-old became ill after eating a chicken Twister from a KFC store in western Sydney in 2005.
Monika, who was in a coma for six months, is effectively now a quadriplegic and is severely brain damaged.
During a month-long trial in 2010, Monika's father told the court he and his wife, along with Monika's brother, were also sick after sharing her Twister.
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Landeryou's fingerprints are all over "The Age Reader's" post and "Anonymous" - deliberate spelling mistakes, disparaging The Age and now criminally disparaging Muslims...
ReplyDeletePatriots will be glad to hear that when the AFP finally get around to Landeryou's PC ALL these foul comments he has placed here, including those he has deleted, will be revealed.
What a pathetic, d i s g u s t i n g arsehole he is!
After all his scores of vile, inappropriate comments on this site about scatology, urology, panties, women's hygiene, haemorrhoids, farting and now smelly muslims, Lander has the gall to post this sickening rubbish on Vexnews:
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VEXNEWS has zero tolerance for racism. One IP address has been linked to making a number of racist comments on this story and other stories, it is now permanently banned. We will use technical analysis to ban that commenter even if they change IP addresses. I am perplexed about the fact that with Mr Lew giving so much material on which folk could criticise that some concentrate on his ethnic background and/or religion. Frankly, it’s sickening and encourages us to shut down comments completely.Hopefully that won’t be necessary.
Posted by VEXNEWS | April 19, 2012, 2:21
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Landeryou is probably one of the most repulsive sub-humans in Australia. He is a crook, stalker, internet libeller - and now a writer or borrower of the most appalling garbage about human defecation and associated subjects. Vexnews and Landeryou have become toxic bio-hazards.
Andrew is a degenerate moral cripple. As a kid he gave me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteMedia bottom-feeder, stalker and internet defamer Landeryou completely missed the Slipper Scandal.
ReplyDeleteThe lazy part-time clown, who couldn't write a kindergarten newsletter, has taken the weekend off again!
"Andrew, if you are interested we could be closer". "Xxx".
ReplyDeleteDear Mr Landeryou,
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for your application for a speaking part in our next video. You were right in divining that the Star is a pillow-biter rather than an active member, so to speak.
I also noted your willingness to dress up as a gay Undertaker if you were chosen for any role as an "understudy:
I'll be in touch! "Xxx".
Hi Andrew (if I can call U that)
ReplyDelete"Tiny" Nutts passed on your app. Would you be willing to get dressed up in a monk's habit and play U know who? Or Shrek? I can see from the photo U sent that Shrek would be more suited...
Could you give this some thought. Later, you can fill me in. "Xxx".
Beattie thinks Slipper's hide is as thick as a buffalo's.
ReplyDeleteI will bet a book of Cabcharge vouchers that the globe-trotting sleaze and carmudgeon can't survive this if true.
ReplyDeleteSol would you a few bars of soap, they might be a big hit in your stores?
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ReplyDeleteWhy are taxpayers paying for highly paid homo "advisors" to bonk this bloke?
ReplyDelete:( Grrrr!
The world's dumbest self-proclaimed editor-in-chief, Vexnews's Andrew Landeryou, missed the tram on the Slipper Scandal. Instead, he elected to pursue his quixotic attack on the imagined "sex harassment" at Casey Council. In his latest wacky blog, he calls Mayor Aziz a "Simian" which, as all educated patriots know, means that Landeryou thinks the Mayor is an Ape.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou's thoughts, silly as they are, are avoided by all law-abiding people as irrelevant trash.
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