Saturday, April 14, 2012

Unprecedented sleaze and perversion from fat crim Andrew Landeryou

Citizens! We bring you a break from the series "Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic" to alert those with families or of a delicate disposition to a series of perverse pornographic pictures of himself the fat man posted on his Blog of True Sleaze last night while in his cups.

Bells rang in Interpol and child protection services and across security agencies globally when a series of explicit images appeared on Vexnews at 7:30 am on Saturday morning Victorian time, the time Landeryou is most in his cups.

It appears that Landeryou paid a top erotic photographer to show him in er... all his glory out of his deranged and deluded vanity.

The pictures were taken down within minutes of the law officers' strike but we here at Slanderyou new managed to grab screen caps of them all.

Here is the least offensive of them all. In all the rest fat Andrew in being rimmed by either the Sarge or Ronnie the dog. Look closely in the background and one can see Kim Kitching reciting perjuries.

BUT BE WARNED: THIS IS NOT A SIGHT FOR INNOCENT EYES

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The site was scrubbed clean within hours of this gross perversion being posted.

Canberra sources say that Stephen Conroy, who has long been blackmailed by Landeryou into doing his will, made his senior public servants come in and work Saturday to cover his former donor's perverse tracks.

Quizzed about the outrage perjurer Kimberly Kitching said "Andrew loves stamp collecting. That's his hobby. He works full time nowadays teaching macrame to thalidomide babies. And my name isn't Kimberly by the way. I am called Queen Zorg of the Seventeenth Quadrant, or Milly Molly Mandy for short."

The question however remains. How long can Landeryou and his criminal protectors remain at large? Particularly when Ed Dale hyper tagged his perverted post to guarantee it appealed most to children under five.

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46 comments:

  1. Landeryou has clearly lost it. The soner he is certified and in an institution without access to computers the safer we will be.

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    1. i think that is too skinny to be landeryou

      i think he photoshopped the head on

      mind you, he is clearly a moral degenerate who requires several decades behind bars

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  2. Curious



    Do very pretty women and girls poop?

    I'm curious if very pretty women and girls do poop. If they do, do they poop at least once a day or after a very long time, like months. Are their stool solid like any other ordinary looking women or just liquid like urine?

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  3. Of course they do! If they didn't, they wouldn't be able to look so pretty. Come to think of it, after digestion, the waste in their bodies must find an exit. If they don't poop, the waste would have to be excreted from their... noses? mouths? pores of skin? How ugly it would look like! It's the pooping that keeps them clean and healthy--and pretty!

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  4. Yes beautiful women poop, but it doesnt stink! Pretty girls have poop that is very tiny like rat turds. You could eat it for a snack if you want to. Too bad beautiful girls never allow us men to come to the bathroom with them and sit next to them when they poop so we could inhale the rosey smell. But yea a pretty obvious question, beautiful sexy girls poop but there is nothing disgusting about it. Nothing but fresh air with a tint of rose!

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  5. Nick Xenophon you tool, implying Kathy Jackson is a victim in all this.

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  6. HSU's Kathy Jackson admits ex is phantom employee, still driving union car, nearly 3 yrs after he left union!

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  7. Kathy Jackson has confirmed that her ex-husband Jeff Jackson is still driving a HSU car nearly three years after he left the union

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  8. The last six posts are thanks to serial pest Andrew Landeryou. He is obviously an exceedingly troubled person. In recent fake comments here on this patriotic side, Andrew had shown his scatialogical and

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  9. The above six posts are thanks to internet serial pest Andrew Landeryou (Vexnews.com) who is obviously an exceedingly troubled person. His recent fake comments on this site have dealt with scatalogical and urological themes.

    The few readers of Vexnews, which is heavily censored so that ludicrous fake comments like those above are blocked and removed, would be horrified to see the creepy, mad crap he has posted here.

    Landeryou is a crook, stalker and internet libeller who has disgraced his family and is the subject of many AVOs.

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  10. Landeryou's sickening hypocracyMonday, April 16, 2012 12:59:00 AM

    Vexnews, despite all the vile SCAT references posted on this site, has blocked any and all comments critical of glass-jawed Libeller and stalker Andrew Landeryou.

    In the mad mind of Landeryou its OK to post filthy garbage here, and to block adverse criticiam of him on Vexnews.

    The guy is a complete NUT.

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  11. The Imp from the Imperial HotelMonday, April 16, 2012 7:02:00 PM

    Just days ago Landeryou assured his faithful readers (all six of them) that Helen Kroger would triumph over Scott Ryan in the Victorian Liberal Party Senate preselections on Sunday. Instead, he outpolled her almost two to one. The fat fraudster tried to cover his tracks today with a report on what went wrong for Kroger, but instead he should be explaining what went wrong for him. His original story was a crock of shit, but I guess that means it is no different from the rest of the content of Poxnews.

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  16. Constipation

    Constipation causes prolonged muscle stretching and leads to weakness of the intestinal muscles. After a certain point, the rectum will no longer close tightly enough to prevent stool loss, resulting in incontinence.[1]

    [edit] Muscle damage

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    Seizure

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  18. I used to correspond with three teenage girls who liked to swap panties with each other. That in itself is not so unusual since girls like to borrow all kinds of clothing. However these girls also liked to masturbate in their friends' panties. They used to send me photos of themselves wearing each other's undies. One girl even liked to wet herself while wearing another girl's panties.

    While it is certainly more rare for females to have a fetish interest in their own clothing, it's a big wide world out there and eventually anything can be found.

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  19. I love the smell of girl's used panties it gets me goin badd ;) but as far as wearing them? im gna pass lol

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