The only multi millions they saw were the multi-millions fat Andrew stole from gullible investor Solly Lew (and that his wife, female impersonator Kimberley Kitching, committed perjury about.)
But Andrew still has dreams of making it big online. No, not though Vexnews. He knows that it is little known and less liked and he is too drunk and too lazy to update it any more than irregularly.
Andrew Landeryou wants to make his fortune as a webcam girl, an online pornographic performer sitting around at home who will do just as instructed by paying customers.
Looking at the screen grab of him below most patriotic, hard working and law abiding citizens would agree he is pushing shit uphill.
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"Give me $500 in used notes, rotgut port or KFC and I'll take it all off."
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Hubba hubba hey! Where can I find this lucious lovely? My brother wont be the only jailbird in the family when I'm finished with this bountiful beauty!
ReplyDeleteI was told many years ago that Landeryou and Dale tender to provide internet services to the North American Man-Boy Love Association but had their bid rejected on the grounds that any link with the pair would bring the group into ill repute.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows farts are funny. We discover that as kids. A brother or sister farts, everyone giggles and says "Ew." As we get older it becomes even less appropriate and more embarrassing to be the farter. This inappropriateness and embarrassment is part of why we find farts so funny.
ReplyDeleteThe other part is that they are a bit bad. They smell bad. It's a poor experience to have, smelling another person;s gas. That said, it is not a grave, tragic event like a car accident. It is just bad enough to be funny, like falling on your ass when slipping on a banana peel.
So, we have social embarrassment and 'pain' (in one of its milder forms.
There's another factor: universality. Everyone farts. Everyone, rich, poor, big, strong, weak, from any country i the world, farts. Farts have no language. They unite us, by remind us of our common humanity. A poor and rich man will share a chuckle over a small 'toot'. This is mainly true when farts are accidental. When a person farts on purpose, it's simply viewed as crass, not amusing.
And yet, many reject all fart humor as sophmoric. I suppose it is childish, but we all harbor that inner child, even as adults. It's why we titter if a politician lets a little fart escape as he gives a speech. Of if a beautiful female model lets out a loud "Thhhhhbt" as she struts down the cat walk. Both the model and politician are funnier farters because it maximizes the social inappropriateness factor. In both scenarios there is an incongruity between when it is acceptable to fart, and the situation into which the fart was introduced (important speech in public, or on a catwalk as one looks sexy).
There is something in the frailty of man that we see inherent in the fart. Our imperfection and mortality is on display in a benign way that's not too scary for us to handle, so we laugh at it. We laugh at the nodding understanding of the truth that we are all just farting, imperfect animals.
Farts aren't just funny, they are perhaps one of the highest and basest expressions of mankind. We are all one. We all fart.
Do HSU senior officals release toxic period farts at HR Nichols events?
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine what it would be like if I went back to school to pick up my fart literature:
ReplyDelete“Hi, how can we help you?”
“I’m here to pick up some articles I put on hold.”
“Sure, what are they about?”
“Well, they’re, um, about farting.”
“…”
I did find out enough to know that this isn’t the only farting scroll out there in existence – in fact, in the 90s, a collection of fart scrolls sold for $1,500 at the famous Christie’s auction house. I am not making this up.
I also found out that the famous uikyo-e artist Utagawa Kuniyoshi also dabbled in fart art, painting a piece depicting dudes farting at each other.
Perhaps the greatest piece of this farting scroll is a giant panorama of four dudes farting into a building, and the chaos ensuing within. Click on the picture below for the full-sized version because really, it’s not something you wanna miss out on.
In the end, I think I tried to read too far into this. I kept expecting to find some deep cultural explanation as to why these guys made whole scrolls about farting. But I think it really just boils down to one universal truth: farts are funny.
We can pretend that our senses of humor are more sophisticated than that, but let’s face it: when somebody lets one rip, you’re going to chuckle.
And, as if this wasn’t enough, we made a video for this too. Conspiracy? Maybe. Aliens? Definitely.
I am still moving with the high flyers, my important job is to ensure Sir Lesley Twentytonneguts HRH is always topped up with P15S paid for by his 'slush fund' 20th Man. Also I am always on the lookout for 'helpers' to assist Les's infamous 'Boy's Camps'.
ReplyDeleteFar too many parallels between the Land Boomers crash of the 1890s and today's State Liberal government/land developers love affair for my liking. There is even a Bailleau ancestor is there.
ReplyDeleteJeez, do I have to write the article myself for the lazy media scribes - including amoeba and media minnnow Landeryou?
I'm not surprised to find that Landeryou is such an authority on flatulence. He is already widely acknowledged as a scat expert. Action on his libellous Vexnews hate site has been avoided by ACMA.
ReplyDeleteThe sickening oaf dares to malign and libel much loved youth social worker Les Twentyman. He also accuses Cardinal Pell and Tony Abbott as being pederasts.
ACMA - that, if untrue, is criminal libel. Wake up you lazy overpaid assholes!
Treasurer Wayne Swann isn't exactly telling the truth about Australia's vulnerability to the continuing Global Financial Crash. I found out yesterday my investment in ING is under threat because ING Global in Holland has reported vulnerability to the Greek contagion, been downgraded by Moody's and owes 3 billion elsewhere. ING Global is 51% owner of the company in which I invested here (ING Direct). ANZ Bank owns 49%. So what happens if ING Global goes bust?
ReplyDeleteMy "managed" AMP Super was buggered by the GFC, and now this.
I think I had better withdraw everything in cash and hide it under my mattress.
Globalisation has cost my family a freakin' fortune.
Andy is panicing about his millions in the Cyprus bank (directly linked to Greek contagion).
ReplyDeleteHe will end up with millions of monopoly Drachmas worth zilch.
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