Sunday, July 22, 2012

Andrew Landeryou: the kiss of death

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, spouse of the bankrupt and perjurer Kimberley Kitching, was spotted handing out how to votes today at the Melbourne by-election.

He wasn't handing out HTVs for Labor, mind you. He was handing them out for David Nolte, the defacto Liberal candidate.

The Liberals won 28 per cent of the vote in Melbourne at the 2010 poll. Nolte, despite a well promoted campaign where he made it clear he was the Liberal you have when you're not having an official Liberal candidate, had scored less than a fifth of this amount at midnight on Saturday.

Nolte, indeed, had scored less than Stephen Mayne, the man who Landeryou despises for selling his online business for a seven figure sum while Landeryou's web ventures resulted in failure, bankruptcy and public humiliation for himself, his perjurer wife and corrupt and loathsome old man Big Bent Bill Landeryou.

 Where's the candidate Landeryou backed? Off drug dealing? Really?

Labor ignored Landeryou for this campaign and Landeryou ignored them. As a consequence, Labor appears to have won the seat while the candidate the morbidly obese criminal backed has received fewer than one in every twenty votes cast.

Andrew Landeryou's public support is the kiss of death.

Nolte is a pharmacist. Now that Landeryou has been seen supporting him there is already local talk that he supplies Triad gangs with precursor drugs for the manufacture of methamphetamine and is more than lax in his dispensation of benzodiazepenes beloved of addicts, let alone morphine. Have Landeryou, the perjurer Dim and/or Big Bent Bill been involved in criminal ventures with Nolte or, more likely, forced him into criminal misdeed? The men and women sworn to uphold the law are on their trail!



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38 comments:

  1. Nolte visits Landeryou once or twice daily and shoots him up with the drugs he needs to keep him from dying of morbid obesity, fat clogged arteries and a strange psychosomatic state where the failure to eat ones bodyweight in KFC every 48 hours produces hallucinations. I know because under duress i have been forced to forge the Medicare forms needed for all this drug abuse.

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  2. TV is becoming increasingly unwatchableSunday, July 22, 2012 11:47:00 PM

    Even Adrian Jackson is complaining on Vexnews about Andrew's tardiness in updating the site.

    Andrew has an excuse. He is moonlighting as an ad-copywriter (the Carefree 'Vagina' Ad and the Lynx 'Wash Your Balls' Ad).

    ACMA and Freeview Australia have proved over-and-over that self-regulation in the corrupt commercial television environment just doesn't work. These dunce agencies think that all night infomercials don't count as advertising. Since Ad counting is over 24 hours, this allows the corrupt TV commercial stations to pack prime time with five minute advertising breaks.

    No wonder Andrew was attracted to supplying his mediocre writing skills to this crap industry.

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  3. Hehehe!

    I'm working on a depraved new TV Ad about wee-wees... Now that I have introduced the word Vagina into the advertising lexicon, the word will be used very frequently in the Ad.

    I got the gig because of my Anonymous scat comments posted on this site. My Ad Agency told me they needed my encyclopedic knowledge of pooh-poohs, etc. At long last my skills are being recognised. And I am getting paid for it.

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  4. Is Citibank using subliminal advertisingMonday, July 23, 2012 12:32:00 AM

    My family scream "here is another Citibank Noddy" when a new Citibank Tv Advert appears.

    All the recent Citibank presenters nod vigorously during their Ads. If you turn off the sound, the nodding seems even more contrived and deliberate.

    Is this a ham-fisted attempt at subliminal advertising?

    Oh, did I mention the smiling green telephone in the incessant Insurance Line funeral and life insurance Ads?

    Now that regulators Free TV and ACMA don't even pretend to regulate the madcap Ad agencies, the wankers are going to test the outer limits of what is permissable. Cringe. We will all suffer, endlessly.

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  5. Fat boy keeps referring to Stephen Mayne as a bankrupt. He must have strange projection issues. Mayne is a former web entrepreneur who sold his site for a seven figure sum and his wife is a successful barrister. Landeryou in contrast is a bankrupt whose online ventures are synonymous with failure. His wife is a bankrupt too and has been barred from practicing as a lawyer because of her egregious perjuries in the IQ Corp case.

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  6. I've got no idea what happened to Fat Andy's Cyprus bank accounts.

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  7. Eeeek! National embarrassment AG Nicola Rockhead is on QandA.

    She is one of several matronly hags in the Juliar Gizzard government whose machinations and deluded policies are repugnant.

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  8. Bugger me dead, boys!

    Who do you have to schlepp with to get your $300K job back?

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  9. The Red Dalek doesn't get it...

    Juliar! Everyone wants you to GO! NOW!

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  10. Speaking of buggering has anyone seen the Little Blonde Choir Boy from St Chesters?

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  11. I see Vexnews has been illegally photo-shopping one of my company's outdoor billboards. This is akin to him personally defacing it. I regard this as a criminal act. My company's name and contact details are clearly visible.

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  12. Trust the Lib premiers to stab the disabled in the back.

    Their morally-disabled predecessors perpetrated the greatest betrayal in modern history by closing down the mental hospitals to "save" a few bucks.

    Miserable, rotten bastards.

    Now the mentally-ill have to try and make it on their own. Landeryou is proof that most don't have a hope.

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  13. Onya Betrayers

    I thought Landeryou would be all over the cases of his own mentally (ie insane) and physically (mobidly obese times 10) disabled. It seems that Centre Unity have plans of their own for taxpayer dollars.

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  14. I am willing to give free lectures to all federal and state politicians. I will tell them what the functions and responsibilities of government are. They seem to have forgotten.

    How can it be in this vastly over-taxed nation that leaders have to pass around a hat for the disabled. Get your bulging purses out now, Idiots!

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  15. Fcuk Caltex executives for closing the Kurnell plant with massive job slashing.

    Australia is overcrowded with corporate shonks.

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  16. Flying by the seat of your pantsFriday, July 27, 2012 1:01:00 AM

    Overpaid multi-millionaire CEO Alan Joyce from Qantas is busily sacking staff too. As the responsible officer for the brand's huge downturn, he should have sacked himself first. He is a daft Irish anti-union idealogue who has completely buggered Australia's formerly publicly-owned national airline. Previous CEO Geoff Dixon (who milked the airline for millions too) began the coming disaster.

    Now that I don't know where Qantas aircraft will be serviced, I won't be flying with them anymore. Safety was the only thing Qantas had going for it. Joyce has sacrificed it.

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  17. The pollies are going to have to reopen mental hospitals they closed to make "savings". It was a vile, wicked experiment they were warned against at the time.

    Australian cities are now crawling with lunatics who might box cut your face in a toilet, king hit you in Kings Cross for no reason, and so on and so forth...

    Modern Australia has become a hell for the elderly and ordinary folk who can't afford fulltime bodyguards.

    Even on the internet, there are dangerous madmen like Landeryou and his libellous Vexnews hate site. So far the fraudster and stalker has avoided coutroom scenes and possible imprisonment due to the largesse and embarrassment of Sol Lewd and Melbourne Uni.

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  18. Brother Abbott don't forget the KY for Sunday School in the morning.

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  19. Brutus and Bubba from BarwonSaturday, July 28, 2012 10:52:00 PM

    Andrew ("Cardinal Pell") what is KY?

    We use a chilli gel on a barbed-wire wrap.

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  20. Channel Nine's Olympics coverage has been pretty good, although spoiled by constant promos for Big Brother.

    Big Brother is a tired old "reality" format where some of Australia's most tiresome bores are assembled in 'a house' where they interact with each other in a gruesome way over an extended period. Yes, you guessed it, they vote each other off until the greatest bore wins.

    It reminds me of Landeryou's house where there is a formidable collection of bores. There is Landeryou himself who imagines that, despite his earlier criminal activities, he is some sort of journalist. His wife, like Landeryou, suffers from clinical amnesia when it come to her association with IQ Corp. The Sarge likes to hang around with intellectuals who can read and write. Ronnie the dog is unquestionably a towering intellect by contrast with the 'humans'.

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  21. Olympic TV coverage is being spoiled by advertising. The Coles Ad with Cathy Freeman rings bright - for the first couple of showings. Then it starts to grate and grind. Some Ads are so frequent they are like the harrassing funeral expenses ads that infest commercial TV these days. My remote is being worn out.

    This endless repetition reminds this patriot of Landeryou's never-ending attacks on Sol Lewd, Stephen Mayne, Les Twentyman and others too numerous to mention. Andrew's hate site Vexnews is like the olympic coverage without any good parts.

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  22. The "Down Under" anthem advert featuring iconic Men at Work's Colin Hay is superbly edited. Missing is the late Greg Ham's Flute (thanks to grubby Larrikin Records which claimed his loved riff resembled 'Kookaburra'). Musos are revolted by the copyright action that resulted.

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  23. Bruce Springsteen must be writhing with embarrassment to hear that 'The World's Greatest Treasurer' Wayne Swann is a fan.

    Get on with your job, Swannie! Noone gives a toss about your musical tastes.

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  24. Counting the days till he is goneWednesday, August 01, 2012 8:05:00 PM

    Wayne's fave Springsteen track is "Dancing in the Dark"!

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  25. Andrew thinks Dennis Leary's song 'I'm An Asshole' is about him.

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  26. Looking at Buddha Boy's analysis of pokies v. race betting I can see where Solly Lew's millions went: down a black hole. El Gordo is under the impression turnover is the same as profit: hence the brag IQ was successful with "a turnover of $1 million a year".

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  27. Snoring though Channel Nine's woeful Olympic coverage on Thursday night. More irrelevant kayak stuff, again.

    Channel Nine must have bought the IOC peanut-gallery's "El Cheapo" ultra 'special' package. Crap that no-one else in the world wanted to watch.

    As well, taxpayer funded training for our dud olympic team has just gone BUNG!

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