Saturday, July 14, 2012

Why is Vexnews updated so rarely by the fat crim Andrew Landeryou?

Why does the thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou update Vexnews so rarely? Here's your answer, patriots!


Landeryou has become so fat from all the Rutherglen Rotgut port and all the KFC he has been guzzling down lately as the Gillard government goes down the tubes that he cannot fit his gut under a desk and he is too drunk or too lazy to try doing all that typing on his phone.

(He has also become so fat he cannot fit into any clothes either, as this shot taken just today by Ronnie the Dog from a secret spy camera he patriotically attached to his collar shows. The photo has been cropped to spare the sensibilities of the hard-working, law-abiding and patriotic. No, we didn't crop out Landeryou's penis. That vanished beneath folds of flab back in late 1978 and has not been seen since. We cropped out most of his face as it is just too disgusting to behold.)
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17 comments:

  1. I heard from someone in the know that Shorten has told Landeryou "I may hold Maribyrnong by 18 per cent but unless you stop blogging I'm fucked. Noah's polling shows that every time you update that fucking blog of yours our primary vote falls."

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  2. Conjob of WilliamstownSunday, July 15, 2012 1:34:00 AM

    Andrew LanderWHO?

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  3. I'm glad that Landeryou finally has given up updating his sadly laughable blog Vexnews. It was a total fizzer.

    I'm even gladder that the horrid nutcases who think they run this country are still on their undeserved six week holiday.

    Voters should get rid of the whole lot of these useless, tax-grabbing grubs asap.

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  4. We are getting mercilessly screwedMonday, July 16, 2012 12:01:00 AM

    So far as I'm aware, there is no watchdog for government corruption - is there Matthew Guy, or 'Bonkers' Baillieu?

    These idiots got in by the skin of their teeth, with a majority of one. Now they are milking Victoria dry like Jeff Kennett did, for their mates and the goddamn developers.

    Thanks to Jeff, Powercor is owned by the Chinese after mates became multi-millionaires when he sold off assets that once belonged to all.

    Kiwis have belatedly woken up to the fact that selling off national assets is akin to criminality. Dopey Aussies pretend it isn't happening.

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  5. Adrianna Huffington-PisteMonday, July 16, 2012 11:13:00 PM

    Does Landeryou think he will become Matt Drudge or something if he puts up a pile of links to other people's work on his blog of sleaze? Methinks he is forgetting somthing very important. Drudge also had some amazing stories of his own of international sigificance. When Landeryou publishes anything on his site that is original it is either blantant lies, about Young Liberals at some uni somewhere, his corrupt mates on some scumbag council in the outer suburbs, an incredibly dull 4500 word piece he has signed "Christian Lyons" that goes wandering off onto all kinds of weird tangents and completely fails to make a point or all of the above.

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  6. How long can taxpayers be expected to support the lavish lifestyles of young politicians like weepy Sarah Hanson Young?

    Her SA electorate, which voted her in, should be required to refund taxpayers. They voted in a young numbskull.

    Her views on 'refugees' are anathema. Most Aussies are apoplectic about surges in unwanted migrants who are changing Australia forever. The Melbourne CBD looks like a busy day in Mumbai or Hanoi.

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  7. Saw chief government 'whip' Joel Fitzbaboon on QandA, and Chris Prawn on Lateline. Aren't both those blokes under huge dark clouds, like Peter Shlepper and many others in Canberra. What a bunch of expensive and repulsive genital warts they all are.

    Vote them all out at the next election.

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  8. Sir Lesley Twentytonneguts HRHTuesday, July 17, 2012 12:34:00 AM

    That photo is me you cunts not that foe of mine, burp fart phew that's better out than in! Fill where is me p15s, no worries about footing the bill 20th Man will cover the damage.

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  9. Employer spokes-asshole and gasbag Garry Brack has had a big hit against me and has stabbed Marc in the back. He seems to think in certain circumstances that bullying is OK. What a massive shonk. Resign now, you parsimonious idiot!

    Landeryou was a frightening workplace bully when he was President of Melbourne University Students' Union.

    Among many other groups, he stood over and bullied Farrago newspaper staff who were mostly female.

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  10. I'd like to know who nominated Ross Gibbs for his Public Service Medal.

    When I knew him, Ross had an ungovernable anger problem, bullied his staff with swearing and patronage of favorites. By the time staff noticed his neck had turned red, it was already too late. His explosions of anger led to dangerous situations where he threw things, including desks, narrowly missing staff. His record included dashing two mobile phones against the walls of his office in one day.

    So how and why did he later get a PSM?

    The paper trail of Landeryou's workplace bullying is similarly disquieting. But luckily no-one ever nominated him for undeserved awards. His threat to the MUSU liquidator was shocking. He and his family suffered from total amnesia during the Sol Lewd pursuit of the missing millions during the IQ Corp fiasco.

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  11. People who are beneath contemptWednesday, July 18, 2012 10:49:00 PM

    Maybe RG takes Prozac these days and doesn't bully staff any more. Hhnm, unlikely. He is a deaf, aging leopard who can't change. HR people have betrayed staff in Victoria and ACT endlessly to protect this detestable bully. But enough about trash:

    Landeryou may have been a grotesque bully during his criminal heyday, but he continues his bullying on Vexnews by writing lies and libelling great Australians...

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