The excesses of Andrew Landeryou

Christmas is a time when many people eat and drink too much. The morbidly obese criminal and sometime husband to the perjurer and disbarred lawyer Kimberley Kitching does that all the time. Each and every hour he eats and drinks as much as most gluttons do at Christmas.

How, one might ask? The answer is repulsive. Fat Andrew Landeryou is a massive abuser of enemas and laxatives.

At the top of every hour fat Andrew Landeryou takes a 100 pack of Ford Pills. At half past he makes the Sergeant give him and enema. Constant spouts of liquid shit burst from his rectum. The poor sarge has to clean it up. Criminal Landeryou tells him it is ASIS training.

Landeryou's laxative addiction has already damaged his arse. It is why he is so terrified of what Brutus, Bubba and the rest of the Rodders will do to it.

The fact that he is incapably drunk most of the time and his hands are too busy squeezing 45 KFC Family Feast Tubs into his mouth every hour means he cannot type either to update his Blog of Sleaze, Poxnews.

As patriots say, Andrew Landeryou is a shit, full of shit, but is so drunk and so busy eating, drinking and shitting that while Vexnews is full of shit, he clearly cares shit-all about updating it.

A happy Christmas from Slanderyou New to the Law Abiding and Patriotic.

May 2013 be the year when Fat Andrew Landeryou, the perjurer and female impersonator Dim, Big Bent Bill, Conjob and Shorty, the rapist Theo, Landeryou's birth father George Seitz and all the other Labor Unity tools involved in the disgusting conspiracy are sent to Barwon Jail and raped up the arse until they heamorrhage to death on the floor of their cells.

Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year!

Our photo below shows Andrew at 9.30 this morning (Council health officers had wiped away the pool of liquid turds he was lying in and disinfected the immediate surrounds).

 

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