Criminal Andrew Landeryou, his perjurer wife and buddy of the Russian Mafia dad beg Bob Carr for jobs and safety

Since it was announced that Steve Bracks, one of the many Victorian leaders who turned a blind eye to the Landeryou crime wave (we wonder what inducements he may have received, patriots) has been appointed Australia's consul general in New York all the Landeryou clan have been on the phone to Bob Carr.

"You've got less than four months in office!" they've all been screaming, Fat Andrew himself, his corrupt, loathed and loathsome father Big Bent Bill and perjurer wife Kim Kitching, now busily involved in looting what is left of the HSU. "We need dipomatic jobs, offshore, and fast!"

Rapist of the retarded Theo Theophonous has joined the chorus. So has raffle rorter and Fat Andrew' biological father George Seitz. Perverter of planning laws Justin Madden has joined in too, along with belly dancer Diane Asmar and a regular Costa Nostra of sleazy scumbags in the Victorian ALP who fear the coming Abbott government will leave them facing lengthy prison terms and the tender mercies of Brutus .

And Slanderyou New can reveal something very, very special about their requests. They have all featured one special detail. "It's got to be somewhere that doesn't have an extradition treaty with Australia, Bob" all of them have added. "For pity's sake, please, please, please..."
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