Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Andrew Landeryou flees overseas again.

In the wake of the failure of the "Put a Perjurer in Parliament" push and the collapse of Bill Shorten's power and influence thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou has seen the writing on the wall. He clearly thinks Labor will lose the election and fears an Abbott government will be far tougher on him than the state Libs ever have.

So, gutless (joke, patriots, joke) wonder that he is, Landeryou has done a runner yet again. In true Landeryou style however he has been caught as the link below shows:

"'Fatberg" the size of a double-decker bus pulled from London sewer.
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18 comments:

  1. Peter Dowling & Little 'Percy' DowlingWednesday, August 07, 2013 4:37:00 PM

    I'll just slip you in here, there you go 'Percy' have a nice little sip of red wine.

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  2. Theo,

    You are definitely The Plonker of the decade when you sent a photo of me dangling in a glass of '57 St Henri Claret to that unemployed mad Greek woman we had to debauch a couple of years ago.

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  3. Judicial appointments need to be more closely monitored. The latest scandal is from a legal family whose relative is facing five counts of 'filming a person's private parts without consent'.

    Prisoners will soon need police protection against magistrates and judges.

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  4. Dr Denis "back door" Napthine has become a caricature of a Premier of Victoria.

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  5. Dr D (D is for Dickhead) NapthineFriday, August 09, 2013 3:13:00 PM

    I'm rubber gloving you Victorians, just like I did to farm animals in the western district when I was a Vet.

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  6. That black-hearted azzhole Samuel L. Jackson is all over The Ashes coverage again with his Bet365.com saturation TV adverts. We hope his movie career takes a giant dive, and that he wakes up one morning with seven racehorse heads and 56 Aussie gamblers who have suicided lying next to him.

    The Australian government has done nothing to protect vulnerable gamblers from the blood-sucking gambling industry parasites that prey on them.

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  7. The gambling industry leeches do nothing except provide tawdry venues and online websites, safe from prying government eyes, and wait for the billions to roll in.

    The mafia and bikies have gotta have their fingers in that big, fat pie.

    Normal people have to work a lifetime to get a crust.

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  8. When I lived in the sewers beneath "Wardlow", the former Landeryou Italianate palace in Parkville I got caked in KFC fat day after day.

    That 'Fatberg' in London sewers made me realise that Landy's horrible guts are bursting with putrid fat.

    The Melbourne Fire Brigade should insert giant corks in him at both ends to prevent a huge fat explosion in our fair city.

    I am presently located under the Liberal HQ in Exhibition Street and am being showered in frightening deluges of diarrhea daily. Can someone send me some straws? I'm guessing their internal polling has gone terribly flattus.

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  9. The Great Debate turned out to be a monumental fizzer. The Mad Monk vs. Canetoad Krudd. All BS and waffle. Australia can't afford either of them.

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  10. Channel Seven's coverage of the debate was decidedly odd. Everytime Abbott said something the worms approved, and dived when Rudd spoke. Even dopey Mel Doyle got concerned. Channel Nine was the exact opposite. Go figure.

    We're lucky Channel Ten wasn't involved. Ultra-rightwing host Andrew Bolt would have rubbished Rudd and butt-licked Tony. His guests would have included John Howard.

    A Tony Abbott government is just a Howard government without John.

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  11. Age arts writer Andrew Stephens seems to think highly of Queensland blow-in Tony Ellwood as Director of the National Gallery of Victoria. Click on the link to see his latest sugary, suckhole PR "free kick" for the dud director. Stephens last gave Ellwood a comfy write-up in The Age on 8 february 2013.

    If what Stephens writes is true, Ellwood is a purveyor of piffle and needs to be sent packing pronto. 'Melbourne Now' promises to be a red-faced embarrassment for Melbourne and Victoria. The rooms coated in cake icing will attract rat hordes but few punters.

    The staff at NGV can't wait to see the back of him. Their union is appalled by his strange mismanagement style of getting rid of earlier staff bosses and replacing them with buddies from Queensland.

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  12. As we say in refined Melbourne art circles - Mr Ellwood talks a lot of crêpe!

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  13. Scammers worldwide love NBN. It means they can rob us much faster than before.

    When the internet topples over soon, because it is riven with security flaws, the West will be totally crippled.

    Electronic paralysis.

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  14. Mr Rolf Harris your claim to fame is you've done 'Two Little Boys' me and catholic robe wearing pals, have 'done' hundreds of little boys - beat that my son.

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  15. Catholic lawyers against cantWednesday, August 14, 2013 1:10:00 AM

    Cardinal Pell (Andrew Landeryou) libels Rolf who hasn't been charged, tried or convicted. Rolf of course is innocent until proved guilty. The one allegation about him so far publicised relates to a woman and not even one little boy.

    Landy was even more careless with facts when he produced his loathesome nazi hate site Vexnews. He was a lying liar who lied.

    His former mates Conjob and Shortie have been keeping a low profile in the election so far.

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  16. What is it with Kimmy?

    Knowing Kitching’s background - I would trust her as far as I could throw a black dog on a dark night! (Peter Hartley)

    Other senior Labor figures have been bold in their voting intentions. Yesterday, former Victorian premier and Gellibrand local Steve Bracks turned up to vote and was approached by Kitching brandishing her how-to-vote card. Bracks apparently retorted “never from you” and kept walking.

    In an email to members, arch rival Kimberley Kitching said she “categorically” denied authoring the sheet and:

    “…would certainly be willing to swear to it on my oath. I don’t like that type of campaigning, I believe it to be wholly ineffective in any event.”

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  17. Kim's oath isn't worth two of pet 'Ronnie's' dog farts.

    As company sceretary of Andrew's IQ Corp failure, she suffered from total amnesia under courtroom examination.

    She couldn't even remember what happened to the company papers that had completely disappeared.

    They were her responsibility.

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  18. I can't wait to get back on the farm to get up on a step ladder behind Daisy the Jersey Cow whilst she is backed up in the barn.

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