A large part of the Incoming Minister's Brief prepared by the Attorney-General's Department, or so we hear, patriots, is labelled "Landeryous". We hear it is all there, everything from his Melbourne University days to involvement in recent weeks with crimes at the HSU.
We also hear that they're all there: Fat Cunt himself, the female impersonator Dim, Big Bent Bill, the Sarge, Ronnie the Dog, Rapist Theo, George Sietz, Bill Shorten and dozens of corrupt suburban councillors and political staff; all there with details of their involvement the crimes of the Landeryou clan.
Poxnews stays silent. The OC (short for "outrageous crap") has been taken down. There has not been a peep from the entire gang throughout the campaign. Perhaps they are already here:
It makes sense. Sudden strange outbreaks of malodorous scents would be blamed on the volcano, not fat crim Andrew Landeryou's arse.
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Landeryou's ares? That's ours!
ReplyDeleteThe Landeryous are moving into a converted latrine on Manus Island. Many in the ALP think this is far too luxurious for the criminal clan. Theo is already there, having heard there are many unemployed women that could benefit from his ministrations.
ReplyDeleteAbbott and Pell are keen to visit that public latrine and will 'mentor' any young refugee lads there with their papal oil and their filthy lunds.
ReplyDeleteOn Saturday night it will be "The Return of the Shonks", the same mob the nation threw out in 2007 (minus John Howard). How can a political party dumped by Australians because they were hopeless liars and cheats front back up with an unchanged line-up. That's nazi arrogance.
ReplyDeleteThere are bugger all public assets left for them to sell to their mates. Succeeding Liberal government have stripped the country of assets. Costello's 'competition' among privatised corporations never happened. Lies, lies, lies!
Voter ignored the Mad Monk's plea to free up the senate from obstacles. Now there are more obstacles than ever. The Liberals intended to screw us stupid again. Now they will have to negotiate with real Aussies.
ReplyDeleteTony - a pox on both your houses!
Cait Catt, believed to be an unnaturalised migrant born in Sri Lanka, is to be deported to Manus Island by the Abbott government. She is considered not only a sychophant of Mr Landerperson, but a filthy bitch who lives off the earnings of prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteThe Howard Dregs are back and have pack-stabbed Steve Bracks. Everyone knows the Libs are diamond-encrusted knobs, but this was disgusting.
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Monk will have to learn to enjoy kangaroo poo if he wants to meaningful negotiate with the new Aussie bloke Senators.
Fat madman and libeller Landeryou has had little to say about poor old Sophie Mirabella, his big Nemesis, and her travails in Indi.
ReplyDeleteNever mind, Landy, one day she will have time to sit on your face and choke you.
Bill Shortie gave a media conference today about his 'I believe' credo. He didn't mention that he has cloven hooves, and that pan-flute music wafts around wherever he appears.
ReplyDeleteHis intention is to impregnate every Australian woman of child-bearing age he can find. He intends to literally become 'Father of the Nation' one day.
Most ALP voters hope he will be gelded or knackered long before then.
Landeryou's other former mate Stephen Conjob got a huge rollicking from Senator Cameron today about something or other.
ReplyDeleteNBN, the costly Conjob grand vision, is utterly stalled in Bacchus Marsh. Country people just outside town will never get it.
Voters out here want to see Conjob disappear altogether!
Landy's other former mate horny "Shagger" Theo is retired but is still suffering from advanced priapism. Luckily, Rita keeps her wooden spoon in the fridge and Theo is far less horny these days.
ReplyDeleteGive him a couple of big whacks just for us, Rita!