Fat cunt criminal's seasonal shame

The criminal clan that is the Landeryou family engaged in their usual seasonal theft this year.

Thoroughly shameless and thoroughly gluttonous the thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, his female impersonator "wife" and perjurer Kimberley Kitching and a band of fellow HSU looters went from free Christmas dinner for the poor, homeless and down and out to free Christmas dinner for the poor, homeless and down and out eating everything they could. This is despite Andrew Landeryou already weighing over 500 kilos and being paid $750,000 PA in cash under the table under the new extra-specially corrupt HSU regime presided over by Dim being as in house "internet defamer".

A deserving someone who weighs less than 10 per cent of Andrew Landeryou's weight getting a charity Christmas feed.

Andrew ordered his the mentally backward bum-boy, the former Defence Careers Centre tea-boy "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov, to compile a list of where free festive food could be found. As the Sarge can neither read nor write that was unfortunate.

Ronnie the dog came to the rescue and drew up a guide to where the extended Landeryou crime family good get free feeds on Christmas day. They hired a stretch limo and cruised around the greater Melbourne and Geelong area and strayed as far out as Ballarat and Bendigo and the LaTrobe valley in their search for free Christmas feeds. They filled the limousine with disguises so they could go back to the same places several times. Attached to the limo was a refrigerated trailer filled with fine wine. The Landeryou group were spotted on several occasions outside homeless shelters, St Vincent de Pauls, Smith Family depots, Salvation Army Centres and the like washing down their free food with vintage Krug and pink Dom Perignon.

At the end of the day, despite having stolen $4 million from Solly Lew in the IQ Corporation fraud alone, Andrew Landeryou came home having gained 27 kilos in eating meals supposedly destined for those doing it tough at Christmas.

(Slanderyou New also hears that female impersonator Dim also slipped PCP to a number of homeless men in exchange for receiving rough anal sex while they were drug crazed.)

SLANDERYOU NEW MIGHT JUST TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND THE PATRIOTIC AND LAW ABIDING THAT ANDREW AND DIM ARE TWO OF BILL SHORTEN'S BEST FRIENDS AND THAT BILL TRIED TO GET DIM PRESELECTED FOR NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUT THREE - THREE, COUNT THEM PATRIOTS - SAFE LABOR SEATS. 

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