ANDREW LANDERYOU'S MOST FIENDISH CRIME EXPOSED
Fat crook Andrew Landeryou thought so little of his wife Kimberley Kitching that he left her to be bankrupted and face humiliation for his crimes when he flitted off to Costa Rica to avoid the consequences of the IQ Corporation and MUSU thefts and frauds.
When he slunk back into the country and was promptly put behind bars, all he could think of was himself. When he was hauled into the dock over MUSU he whined "this is a death warrant for my political career."
Yet suddenly things were alright with Kim. The pair were back under the same roof, living in the electorate of Wills.
Kimberley's own political career, which seemed ruined when she was forced to quit Melbourne Council when she was bankrupted, was back on track. Conroy and Shorten had agreed. Kimberley could be the next Member for Wills. As Landeryou's sock puppets tell us on this patriotic and law-abiding blog, she is perfectly qualified.
What happened? Landeryou hatched his most evil ever plan.
Take a close look at the picture of Kimberley below.
That's right. You don't want to. Just like Landeryou himself, she's fat and ugly. Landeryou plans to turn this to his advantage. Landeryou plans to use this to resume his political career. Why do you think he spent so long living under female false identities such as "Cait Catt" and "Shirley"?
ANDREW LANDERYOU PLANS TO GET HIS WIFE PRESELECTED. HE WILL THEN MURDER HER, FEED HER CORPSE TO POOR RONNIE THE DOG, AND STEAL HER IDENTITY. NO-ONE WILL LOOK AT HIM TOO CLOSELY. NO-ONE WILL WANT TO. THE ANDREW/KIMBERLEY WILL BE TOO FAT AND UGLY.
PEOPLE MAY ASK "WHERE'S ANDREW?" HE/SHE WILL EXPLAIN THAT HE COULDN'T STAND THE HUMILIATION OF SEEING HIS WIFE SUCCEED WHERE HE FAILED AND DID ANOTHER RUNNER TO COSTA RICA. HE/SHE WILL WIN THEIR SYMPATHY AND EXPLOIT THAT RUTHLESSLY FOR HIS/HER OWN EVIL ENDS.
ANDREW LANDERYOU, DRESSED IN DRAG AS KIMBERLEY KITCHING, WILL BECOME THE MEMBER FOR WILLS.
WE CAN ONLY GUESS AT WHAT CRIMES HE WILL ATTEMPT THEN...
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I thought it was bad enough when Landeryou made the mental retard Sasha Uzunov commit contempt of court on his behalf but this is unbelievable.
ReplyDeletegot to agree. Sorry Slanderyou, this is not even funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is a scandal. Landeryou must be jailed immediately.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder my 'Master' has been starving me for weeks, but he is optimistic about me getting rid of the evidence quickly. It will take me at least a year to gnaw through elephantine Dim. I love KFC scraps as much as any dog, but this is ridiculous. Humans are said to be 70% water--Dim is 70% KFC fat and spices. I will need several breaks eating normal dogfood and a giant freezer to store body parts of Dim.
ReplyDeleteThis may be the world's first truly victimless crime. Noone will mind if Dim disappears. If Andrew gets the WIlls gig as a result he is f*cked too because Labor is going to electoral oblivion at the next election. He is going to have to write libellous rubbish forever--perhaps from Hell.
ReplyDeleteThe NSW fraud squad is alone in believing MP Craig Thomson is innocent of rorting his union. Everyone else in Austalia KNOWS he did it. Richo was right in predicting more shit coming on the little creep. Gormless Gillard should have shucked Thomson a month ago. Now she will have to wear him around her neck for months. What a fool she is.
ReplyDeleteThe corruption at the Health Services Union was pervasive (says The Age) and probably still is. Many snouts were in the corruption trough. Craig should tell the truth about the Pros, before they dob him in.
Even Landeryou must be spewing that "According to HSU accounts, Mr Gilleland, 64, and Mrs Gilleland, 51, receive about $670,000 a year to produce 10 issues of the union's newsletter, Health Standard". What flaming crooks they are! What a huge rort. The website looks as though it was done by kids, and probably was.
Landeryou makes about $6.70 a year from all the Google double-click ads on his nazi hate blog Vexnews.
Geez! Australia is becoming a cesspool of corporate, political and union crime.
ReplyDeleteThe ACCC says it looks as though KFC has been conning Andrew (and everyone else) that Steggles supplies decent chooks to KFC. It seems as if the KFC Ads mentioning Steggles were, ahem, misleading. No surprise there. The corporate crooks are absolutely everywhere.
ReplyDeleteMicrosoft's Hotmail, Messenger and cloud have all been hit by a worldwide outage which is code that they were hacked.
ReplyDeleteStephen Conroy has sunk taxpayer billions into the NBN Co which will speed up outages and crashes. The silly Gillard 'government' should have invested in security precautions instead. The internet is a playgound for hackers, online crooks and Nigerian conmen. Even nazi hate blog Vexnews is online.
Mel Gibson is going to play Andrew Landeryou in a Hollywood blockbuster called the 'All the Crooked Presidents' which deals with the sons of former senior ALP Ministers who systematically robbed the Melbourne University Students Union. Gibson told a press conference that playing Landeryou was a great acting challenge since the former Union President was such a complex criminal character. "I'm told he was a stalker, fraudster and intent on deceiving people and, in later life, misleading voters in State electoral campaigns and vilifying and libelling candidates. This was a script I couldn't resist. It had everything. A crook from a family who all turned out to be crooks".
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson is set to play 'Big Bent Bill', Eric Bana as Sol Lewd, Magda Szubanski as Kim Kitchen, Rin Tin Tin IV as 'Ronnie' and a guest appearance by Graham Kennedy as 'the ghost of Dean McVeigh'.
Who is going to play Sasha Uzenov--the One Man Media Army--the ADF clerk who survived his Timor deployment where Dili urchins threw coconuts at him. Uzenov and Landeryou were moved on by Victoria Police for loitering after the venerable Les Twentyman Family sought an AVO at Sunshine Court. Landeryou had given an undertaking not to stalk them anymore, but police caught him and Uzenov busily taking photos after the hearing in contravention of the sworn undertaking Landeryou had just given.
ReplyDeleteLanderyou's word, even if given in court, is not worth shit.
Con "the Fruiterer" Dikaletis, the character Mark Mitchell made famous in the 1980s is being considered to play the Uzenov character. Mitchell says he can bid 'Good Day' in Croation and can probably drive a Hummer such as the one Landeryou was given a lift in.
ReplyDeleteGuess which morbidly obese crook was either too drunk, too lazy, too busy eating KFC paid for with ill-gotten gains to bother to commemorate the victims of 9/11 on the tenth anniversary of the atrocity?
ReplyDeleteAnswer?
FAT
ANDREW
LANDERYOU
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ReplyDeleteCome off it, everyone knows Vexnews doesn't work weekends. The fat sluggard editor crawls into bed on Friday nights, exhausted after writing a few short, boring blogs during the week. He has an intravenous needle from a 20-litre Brown Bros cask in his arm, and balancing a flagon of Burgundy on his gut. Thankfully, he soon dozes off into an alcohol-induced stupor.
Even millionaire Landeryou won't be able to afford the ALP's coming tax onslought against drinkers. The only people able to smoke, drink and drive in Australia are CEO multi-millionaire crooks.
The reason people binge-drink is to escape our doltish pollies and their taxes.
This site is black banned. No amount of public good can excuse posting a pic of Kimmy. I'm off to clean the vomit out of the keyboard and the excrement out off my trousers.
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