SLANDERYOU NEW WORLD EXCLUSIVE: A BULLETIN FROM BARWON

The trial of Matthew Johnson is over. The life-long crim has been found guilty of murdering Carl Williams in the high-security Acacia Unit of Barwon Jail, soon to be the home of Andrew Landeryou, the perjurer Dim (if she is found to be a man, as many believe), Big Bent Bill, sex pest Theo, crime lord George Sietz and many other sleazebags linked to the Right of the Victorian ALP.

The trial has taken us deep into the bowels of the prison, yet throughout one name has not been mentioned... Brutus Beefcake.

The Barwon Jail overlord has prisoners and prison authorities so terrified no one dared mention his name throughout Johnson's trial.

Killer Johnson: Brutus Beefcake makes this man

look like a shy, retiring weakling.

But Slanderyou New can exclusively reveal the contents of a message we received this afternoon shortly after the verdict in the Johnson case was handed down. It reads:

Greetings law-abiding patriots of Slanderyou New

By now there must be very few people in Victoria and indeed the nation as a whole who have not seen the CCTV images of Carl Williams getting bashed with the saddle stem of an exercise bike. But has anyone ever seen footage of someone getting sodomised with the same piece of hardware, saddle first?

You will, when Andrew Landeryou arrives here.

Love and kisses

Brutus Beefcake

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