Hearing a judge say "Andrew Landeryou, you are hereby sentenced to 50 years for theft, fraud, forgery, perjury, contempt of court, breaches of the tax, corporate and electoral laws and abuse of a retard (Sargent Sasha Uzunov) with a non-parole period of 40 years," would be poetry to our ears, but in absence of those remarks the team at Slanderyou New thought we would have a poetry competition on the subject of the fat crook.
Our effort is below. Please post your entries in the comments thread. The winning entry will be immortalised in a special post on Slanderyou New.
Fat crim Landeryou was arrested
In remand he was beaten and molested
At Barwon the Hot Rodders gang banged his arse
Thus did justice come to pass.
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Andrew is fat
ReplyDeleteAndrew is a crim
So is his wife
Her name is Kim
Landy stole four million from a man named Sol
ReplyDeleteNow Brutus and the lads will drill his arsehole
He will scream and weep at wail
Cos life is hard in Barwon Jail
Andrew Landeryou is a criminal
ReplyDeleteVexnews' readership is less than minimal
His concept of reality is increasingly hazy
And he is fat, mad, bent and lazy
Sometime soon he will be locked away
And patriots will say 'Oh happy day'
Dimberley wants to be Member for Wills
ReplyDeleteShe must think the voters are all dills
They know she lied in the IQ trial
And is headed for jail for quite a while
Vexnews is the blog of sleaze.
ReplyDeleteIts author gripped by brainl disease.
Yes, he is madder than Sergeant Sash.
(My poem is done and I must dash.)
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ReplyDeleteAnonymous bloggers to be exposed. How sad.
I'm amazed that Cait Catt (Landeryou) hasn't posted doggerel here yet. Landeryou can barely string together a sentence or two without grammaticals, litterals and research faults!
ReplyDeleteSpring rains splatter and turn to mist
ReplyDeleteThe ciccadas chirrup their first hurrah
Landeryou is inserting a giant, technicolour buttplug
Basho
Andrew Landeryou is a spectacular dolt
ReplyDeleteWho supports "free speech" Andrew Bolt
He shafts, stalks and libels Solly Lew
From noxious Vexnews -it's just Landerspew
The fat crook championed disgusting Theo
& Dim, Shorty, Conjob - a disasterous trio!
Landy was an ultra seedy, criminal fella
ReplyDeleteFirst fingered by the lovely Miss Mirabella
The greedy crook had his hands in the MUSU till
then he ran off with IQ Corp's millions - the dill
Now he runs a spineless, censored blog of so-called views
which the idiot, with ill-concealed spite, calls 'Vexnews'.
The Age recently has been echoing the comments by patriots on this patriotic blog about the white-collar crimes of CEOs and boards awarding each other obscene, undeserved multi-million dollar salaries. The robber barons are pillaging their companies and banks. Where the hell is the Fraud Squad when we need them?
ReplyDeleteQantas's unsmiling, smarmy, parsimonious PR diva Olivia Wirth
ReplyDeleteearns a bloated, inflated salary doing dopey Al's job
Al is an A-grade Irish carpet-bagger, Olivia far worse
Get rid of these fools before they bugger the 'national airline' forever!
Shut up, please! I am counting my zillions and don't want to be disturbed. So far as I am concerned Westpac is M Y bank.
ReplyDeleteAustralia's ruthless army of middlemen are gearing up for the Carbon Tax BONANZA.
ReplyDeletePrices are going to skyrocket.
The leaderless, mandateless ALP has no business legislating. Polls show the carbon tax is not wanted.
Juliar will be remembered for destroying the ALP, her government and the country. Nobody can say she wasn't told.
Droning megalomaniac and delusional carbon price parrot Juliar should be jettisoned quickly.
ReplyDeleteWhen Aussies find out how much this looney carbon tax will really cost, they will be ropable. This was the same silly arrogance that lost Victoria and NSW state governments to the horrible Libs.
The two-party system eventually represents no one. The westminster system is buggared. Sack the lot!
Wafflers, disemblers, liars and paper shufflers
ReplyDeleteweirdo Greens and unrepresentative cross-benchers
are leading Australia down the path to perdition
Thank God Almighty Landeryou can't join in this sin
the former cr**k, stalker, libeller eschewed goodwill
forced to give up his dream of being the next 'Bent Bill'.
Gillard is gone.
ReplyDeletePeasants in Asia and South America are still busily chopping down forests. They aren't getting hit with a huge carbon tax.
ReplyDeleteBut I am.
Oakeshott, Windsor, Wilkie and the Greens have backstabbed low income Australian families with the abominable carbon tax which will send them broke. We voted for none of these swine. The policy wasn't on the table at the last election. Juliar said so.
ReplyDeleteAussies will long remember the unseemly scenes of hugging and jubilation after the passage of the carbon tax bills today. The ALP is now entirely disconnected from an electorate already drowning in taxes, levies and charges.
ReplyDeleteThe federal and state parliaments need electron microscope examination by voters. When elected, these dangerous idiots continually come up with new taxes, levies, excises and charges.
ReplyDeleteYesterday's repulsive carbon tax is a case in point. Oh, how we hate them!
A People's Royal Commission into taxes is needed now. Then another to examine why these lazy oafs who only work a four-day week with endless fortnight 'breaks' and perks get away with it.
Thousands of 'Reforms' are needed to wake up silly pollies and make fair their nutty taxes.
Gillard government loonies have allocated nearly ten dollars a week to each household to cover carbon tax increases.
ReplyDeleteThis is laughable nonsense. Ninety dollars a week won't even start to cover it. Families will be comprehensively robbed by corporate and petrol crooks, insurers, supermarkets, power and water utilities. Costs will soar.
One day, the loafing, loser Gilliard government will be long gone and forgotten.
ReplyDeleteDear Juliar,
ReplyDeleteYour carbon tax will send families broke, and we don't want any more of the 'refugee' hordes. Life in in Australia is going down the drain. Even provincial cities are becoming unliveable thanks to overcrowding. We had great hopes for you, but you turned out to be a mad ideologue dud.
Now let's get this straight. Jeff Kennett privatised most of Victoria's public assets, promising this would create competition. It didn't. We are all paying much more. And there are a heap of new millionaires we didn't have before.
ReplyDeletePeter Costello promised the GST would replace other taxes. It didn't. It became another tax. Globalisation has failed spectacularly but created hundreds of thousands of new millionaire bosses around the world.
Australian governments have access to a glittering cornucopia of taxes, most indexed, many unfair, all of them costly.
Juliar's carbon tax mini-cheques won't start to begin to cover the Tsunami of coming household costs. Aussie families will be skinned alive.
Australian taxpayers are like the world's oldest prostitutes -- they have been screwed by nearly everyone.
ReplyDeleteJuliar's carbon tax is an unwelcome new serial customer.
The rotten Kennett government unleashed the gambling parasites onto the community. Australia now has 200,000 one-armed bandits. This constitutes systematic robbery of Australia's most at risk gamblers. The disgusting parasites sit doing nothing except watching millions rolling in.
ReplyDeleteJeff, of course, among other things, is now CEO of Beyond Blue the anti-depression organisation. You can never get through by 'phone, the line is always engaged, while Jeff swans around the country first-class. Laughable and lamentable.
No wonder we are being taxed to death.
ReplyDeleteThe endless government TV advertising campaigns are a huge drain on taxpayer dollare. The ads themselves often involve childish mini-dramas that grate instead of educate. They are repeated so often as to be social engineering and propaganda.
Juliar's carbon tax is a new government revenue stream
ReplyDeleteThe stockmarket was buggered so it would seem
Juliar wants a 'goldmine' that never runs out
a milch cow that will send everyone b r o k e.
Qantas was privatised by crooked australian governments to the the crooks who have drained it ever since. CEO multi-millionaires Geoff Dixon and Alan Joyce are anti-union ideologues. The founders of Qantas must be writhing in their graves.
ReplyDeleteVexnews is the blog of sleaze
ReplyDeleteWhen he goes to jail Landeryou will get a nasty disease
Brutus Beefcake and Bubba you see
Are both infected with HIV
Qantas is being run down to be replaced by slave-labour Jetstar. The business model is NZ's Jet Connect which supplies dirt cheap 'Qantas' hosties and ground staff.
ReplyDeleteAirlines run by dangerous shonks can't last long. These creeps are increasing off-shore maintenance, started by anti-unions CEO Geoff Dixon and now maintained by the blarney-talking Leprechaun CEO Alan Joyce.
Qantas needs to cancel more flights. I won't be travelling with it anymore.
Qantas managed to lose an unaccompanied minor on his flight to Tasmania where he was discovered by his mother wandering around Hobart airport alone near midnight.
ReplyDeleteNo explanations from greasy Qantas spokeswoman Olivia Wirth or vastly overpaid CEO Alan Joyce. How come?
There are so many things wrong with Australia today. Dud politicians addicted to taxes, corporate crooks thieving company assets, the petrol companies gorging on profits, the middlemen crook, the list goes on and on.
ReplyDeleteTHEN, there is Vexnews, a kindergarten-level hate site that often libels well-known and loved Australians. Danish net surfers are fascinated by a website run by a fraudster, stalker and libeller. Karin Andersen said "I have been following this for nearly two years and am amazed noone has sued Mr Landeryou. We twitter about this everyday. The telecommunications watchdoys must be nearly useless". She said increasing numbers of Danes were tuning into the continuing scandal of Vexnews and, said Andersen "the frequent fake comments of the webmaster to his own blogs".
Andrew Landeryou stole millions of bucks
ReplyDeleteNow all he faces are bum fucks
He will be impaled from dusk to dawn
On a Hot-Rodder's horn
Andrew Landeryou stole millions of bucks
ReplyDeleteNow all he faces are bum fucks
He will be impaled from dusk to dawn
On a Hot-Rodder's horn
I am busily editing Andrew Landoryou's wonderful, stirring autobiography 'The World is M Y Freaking Oyster'.
ReplyDeleteSince it is topical, I can reveal that Andrew is a 99 Per Center, and I quote from his manuscript: "I always considered that as President of Melbourne University Students Union that I was entitled to 99% of all its assets. The students themselves were nearly all verminous leftists who richly deserved to be robbed. Likewise, I helped myself to 99% of millions that Mr Sol Lewd and I had assembled for a piratical, parasitical foray into the billion dollar online gambling industry that preys on vulnerable gamblers. I had to take a long recuperative holiday in Costa Rica afterwards. Later, on my return, I again had to endure beastly questioning in courtroom proceedings because all my IQ Corp company papers had simply vanished.
"Because I was picked on by so many nasty people, I decided to start a hate website to bugger my abusers. Since I was then insolvent, noone bothered to sue. Meanwhile, I continue to live a five star existence - mortified of course by all the mean criticism - and determined to silence of of my hundreds of stupid critics...".