Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic: Part IV

Hard working, law abiding and honest people often say "God, that Dimberley Ditching looks like a man in drag". Now, here is the real story.

 A man

The noted perjurer and former disgraced Melbourne City Councillor and perpetual candidate of the Tammany Hall faction of the extreme Right of the ALP was born a male.

Dimberley's parents had high hopes for him/her but were incredibly cheap. They made their son sit every scholarship exam there was in the hope he/she would win a top-rank education without them having to part with a zak.

When Dimberley won a scholarship to a leading girls school, that was it. He would be a she.

Puberty etc left Dimberley with dilemmas, but then she heard of Andrew Landeryou, a noted criminal whose own genitals had vanished beneath folds of flab before he was an adolescent. Dim knew she had found a man.

Andrew, despite strange sexual desires of his own, needed to get married in his efforts to cement a role as a powerbroker of the extreme Right of the ALP. He would not be picky about the true gender of his spouse. The pair went through a blasphemous mockery of the sacrament of marriage. Not only did they share the same wedding photographer as Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee Furnes and Liberal boss Brian Loughnane and Peta Credlin. They refused to pay the bill, let alone the extra charges for breaking the camera because they were so ugly.

It all went like a dream until the night when sex pest Theo Theophanous attempted to rape Dim in the toilets at a fundraiser for the extreeme Right Senator Stephen Conroy. He returned to the table looking most disconcerted.

Landeryou and Dim however blackmailed him into silence. Dimberley's true gender has not been revealed until this law abiding and patriotic blog.

But just as Dim has lied about so many things while under oath, most notably in his egregious perjuries in the IQ fraud case, the fact remains: she is a he. Fat Andrew Landeryou is married to a man in drag.

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