Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Holed-up madman taking shots

VicPol has confirmed a holed-up madman is in a house in Strathmore, taking shots at everything decent patriotic and law abiding Australians hold sacred.

They have names the offender as career criminal Andrew Landeryou, known as "Fatness".

"Landeryou blasts away at everything that makes this country great day after day on his blog of sleaze Poxnews," a VicPol spokesman said.


Landeryou is believed to be in the property with an individual of indeterminate sex known as Dimberley Ditching, herself suspected of perjury crimes, a shady figure known only as "Sergeant" Sacha Uzunov and a little dog named Ronnie.

"If it's a toss-up between Ronnie and the Sarge over who's the brightest," police told Slanderyou New, "we go for Ronnie."

Police officials said the Strathmore situation was being treated as a major incident.

"It's far more menacing than that situation a few clicks down the road at Keilor East," one said.
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23 comments:

  1. During negotiations, Andrew "Crime Wave" Landeryou asked for 300 KFC Family Feasts, 50 flagons of cheap Bergundy, and 20 male prostitutes.

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  2. Self-proclaimed Timor ADF hero clerk and 'One-Man' Media Army Usunov did Moons at police and hurled pencils, dog droppings and used pantie-liners at TV news crews. A obese person dressed as a woman made seductive beckoning gestures to police while waving a large butt plug.

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  3. A slurred voice from inside the house offered to exchange places with Craig Thomson. "Kathy Jackshton made me do thish!" it was heard to say.

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  4. "Badness" is now in police custody. When will he be followed by "Fatness"?

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  5. "Badness" was arrested after 44 hours. Andrew Landeryou began his defamation rampage 10 years ago next month when he began the Delia Delegate column in Crikey. That is almost 100,000 hours ago and yet officialdom has not intervened. Who has he bribed and blackmailed? Who is protecting him? When will justice be done?

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  6. I note that a number of former Victorian HSU officials were charged with civil offences today by Fair Work Australia.

    Fat drunk, glutton, thief and fraud Andrew Landeryou has constantly attacked whistleblower Kathy Jackson as he has corrupt links with members of the HSU ancien regime and its corruption.

    Decent, patriotic, law abiding and hard working members of the citizenry should keep an ear out for how the fat crim features in the legal proceedings that are now set to unfold and the depth and nature of his involvement in illegality in a union that has exploited many of our worst paid and yet most appreciated workers.

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  7. Horny handed sons of toil from the HSU tell me that Landeryou loved Kathy Jackson and masturbated over her photos until he approached her oneday with a 24 inch long strap on dildo device that would make members of the executive of the Sex Party blanche and demanded to be rectally pleasured and was rejected. Since then he has spread lies and bile against her and told Fair Work Australia that video footage of Craig Thomson entering A Touch of Class in Surry Hills is actually a shot of the Member for Dobell entering his own home that he remodelled to look like the famous bordello as an April fools joke.

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  8. El Gordo has only bothered to update Poxnews once in the last week. He must have realized no one bothers to read the great crock of shit.

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  9. That cheeky bugger Thommo stole several pairs of my best knickers!

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  10. I also noticed that fat boy has only updated his hate site once this week - with some second rate shock-jock style sermonizing that offers a feeble defence of his fellow thief, fraud and alround sleazebag of the Right Craig Thomson.

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  11. I have two Barred Rocks about 6.5 months old. The last few weeks they have both started to have a poopy build-up on some of the feathers around their vents. I've inspected the area and don't see anything suspicious. I have also been monitoring their poop, and it all looks normal (I never imagined I would spend this much time looking at poop). I tried to clean one of the girls up, but a few days later she had some build up again. I have an Australorp who has never had this issue, so I don't know what to think about my messy BR girls.

    I am wondering if the dirty feathers are something to be concerned with. They both just started laying, and I am kind of worried about getting dirty eggs. Is there anything I can do to help them clean up a bit? Is the dirty bum a symptom of something else? Could it perhaps be a result of them not dust bathing as much now that it is getting colder?

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  12. I have a bunch of girls. My BR and my BSL both get poop butts. In fact, the wife and I just cleaned both their butts today, by filling a large container of warm water and soap, and soaking their butt in it, and using gloved hands to kind of work off what you could. On one of them, we had to use scissors and cut off a nearly golf ball sized of poop. Personally, I would have just left it as long as it wasn't blocking the vent, even with the occasional smear on an egg. But, she got sick of seeing the poop and wanted to bathe them. What's a guy to do, but help

    We've noticed that with both of them, they don't do the "about to crap" hunch as well as the other girls, and it tends to fall on the fluffy butt and get stuck. An issue? I doubt it, but who knows...

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  13. I had a California White I had brought inside the house for some doctoring...while I had her in there, I trimmed some of the fluff from around her vent...she had BAD poopy butt...it seemed to have worked for her quite well. I also have 3 BR hens...they seem to be the worst...the other hens, don't seem to have issues, and they are all very fluffy butted!

    So, you can trim some fluff if feel so inclined.

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  14. Yup, I have this problem too with one of my girls. I have two hens and one (the bigger one) gets that a lot. I'm pretty sure its just because she has lots of fluff in that area and so it globs up, so thats why it happens to her and not the smaller one with less fluff. If you are really tired of it, i'm pretty sure the only thing you can do is what the person above said.

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  15. Out of my three chickens my BR is the only one who gets build up on her feathers back there, this has been a year long issue, i used to be worried about it but she has no health issues so now i just think its because she is more fluffy than the others.
    So i just clean her up from time to time but you don't want to just let it build cause it can start to irritate them and the skin.
    My fix to this problem is to just trim some of the fluff under the vent just a bit, you can hardly tell its shorter and it has helped alot and i don't need to wash her so much like i was.

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  16. Landeryou has been musing over my droppings to research the above fake comments.

    The fat imbecile wants to show his contempt for this patriotic site by stooping to idiotic scat posts

    If anyone deserves complete contempt it is the crooked, stalking, sub-human libeller Landeryou.

    I do hope ATO is checking the fat fraud's various business interests for recent activity. He is after all, according to him, without visible means of support.

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  17. Andrew 'Anonymous' LanderyouFriday, May 25, 2012 8:50:00 PM

    munch, munch,crunch, belch, fFFffaaaart, crunch, crunch...

    Shad-Up will ya! I've got my tongue in Schlepper's cheeks.

    Not boasting or anything, but my Thommo rant on Vexnews got over 200 comments (189 by me) and crashed the blog big time. I wish I had a dollar for all my fake comment on Vexnews and here--I'd be a freaking millionaire! Well, actually I am, but don't tell anyone.

    Maybe Schlepper can give me a few hints on more scat comments to post here.

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  18. It's so fucking funny. Landeryou has done just one posting on Poxnews in the last 10 days but is busy here posting toilet talk.

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  19. Sir Lesley Twentytonneguts HRHFriday, May 25, 2012 9:17:00 PM

    Anyone want to make a donation to 20th Man to help me pay for me p15s and to assist my 'camps' for Boys?

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  20. Slanderyou, that intel you have shared about Landeryou being pimped by his bent and evil old man since his early childhood days is clearly bang on the money.

    You only have to look at the shit he posts here about Abbott and Pell and now former Victorian of the Year Les Twentyman to know he has deep seated issues with paedophilia.

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  21. Andrew Landeryou is taking such a close and affectionate interest in Craig Thomson as he regards him as a little brother, a protege from the Right in criminality.

    Little Craig - leaving out the issue of those credit cards various HSU suppliers gave to him and told him to enjoy himself on - only stole around $500,000 from the bedpan emptiers and arse wipers he was supposed to be representing.

    That's baby steps to Andrew Landeryou, who stole eight times that amount - $4 million - in his infamous IQ Corporation fraud against Solly Lew alone.

    Landeryou is just trying to help an amateur move onto bigger things when he defends the thefts, frauds and perjuries of Craig Thomson. After all, Andrew Landeryou is one of the biggest - and fattest - thieves, frauds and perjurers in this land.

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  22. Buddha Boy often uses his hate site to promote the less than mediocre performers at Draculas, the tourist trap "theatre restaurant" located a short staggering distance in Carlton from his spiritual home in the Lincoln Hotel.

    His enthusiasm is understandible. The shows at Draculas were and are shit. But various performers, male and female alike, have always been prepared to emulate the Emporer Tiberius' "little fish" (go Google them) in exchange for a fraction of the proceeds of the MUSU and IQ frauds from Andrew.

    Who would have ever thought Landeryou would fund struggling actors - as long as their toungue action was deft enough.

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